Showing posts with label Eden’s End. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Eden’s End. Show all posts

Tuesday 25 July 2023

World of The Psychic


Elaine :
According to My Source, 
The End of The World will be on 
February 14th in The Year 2016. 

Venkman :
Valentine's Day -- Bummer
Where'd You get Your Date, Elaine? 

Elaine :
I received this information 
from an alien --
As I told My Husband, it was in 
The Paramus Holiday Inn :
I was having a drink 
at the bar, alone, and 
this alien approached me

He started Talking to Me. 
He bought Me a Drink
And then I think he must have 
used some kind of a ray 
or a mind-control devicebecause 
he forced me to follow him 
to his room -- 

And that's where... 

He told Me about 
The End of The World

Venkman :
…So, Your Alien had a room at 
The Holiday Inn, Paramus

Elaine :
….It might've been a room on 
The Spacecraft made-up 
to look like a room at 
The Holiday Inn -- 

….I can't be sure 
about that, Peter. 

Venkman :
Of course not — And that is 
The Whole Problem  with aliens
is that you just can't 
Trust Them -- Occasionally, 
You meet a nice one : 
Starman. E.T. 
But usually They turn out to be 
some kind of a Big LIZARD

That's all The Time We’ve Got for 
this week on World of the Psychic
Next Week, though... Give me Ira. 
Hairless pets. Weird

Until Then, This is 
Peter Venkman, Saying... 

See You Then. Bye.