Showing posts with label padawan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label padawan. Show all posts

Saturday 25 June 2022

WORD OF GOD :Anakin Has a Padawan


DAVE FILONI: The First Time George Lucas Talked About Ahsoka


"Anakin Skywalker has a Padawan.
Anakin has a Padawan."

Early 2008 discussion with Dave Filoni and Henry Gilroy

"No, I like my own characters. I want to get Anakin and Obi-Wan in. I want to give Anakin a padawan
Let's take that girl there."

Early 2008 development of Clone Wars, 
How Star Wars Conquered the Universe by Chris Taylor


DAVE FILONI: Ahsoka vs Vader Duel Breakdown



A *Brilliant* decision that I *HATED* at the time -- mostly due to her initial childish attitude with all of that "Sky-Guy" sass and backchat. But of course, that's what pre-Teen/Teenage Girls DO, and that's also precisely why she is there.



There is also a great symmetry to it -- George often talks about the symmetries or "rhymes" that occur throughout his structuring of The Saga.

What is Luke's ultimate vulnerability? *His Sister.* Vader learns of, discovers and threatens, in an obscenely leery way to harm and corrupt,  His Sister -- *That's what unleashes Luke's Passion.*

(It's also what unleashes Luke's Passion in a moment of Pure Instinct, when he contemplates murdering His Nephew in his sleep)

He is fully prepared to lose -- to give up his life, and allow His Father (or Palpatine) to kill him, rather than murder his own Father, in the absolute faith and confidence that His Father would never do it... What Luke is NOT prepared to do is allow His Father to harm His Sister (again). That's *DEEP.*

But it also means, that Vader needs to have some insight into the effect that *threatening* to harm Leia will do to His Son, as his intent in that moment is to *PROVOKE* Luke into breaking cover, emerging from The Shadows and MAKE him confront him in swordplay once more. And he cannot really *HAVE* an insight of that kind, having not experienced that kind of relationship, or the bonds of filial closeness -- other than Ashoka, he has only one half-brother, whose existence he cannot really cope with or deal with, who he can barely even look at until he has brought home Their Mother's body, from which time onward, he obviously despises him, and so no actual real or close relationship between the two hostile brothers is either feasible or possible.

When Obi-Wan hides and places Luke in the household of Anakin's only surviving blood-relative (and when Palpatine has no way of knowing for SURE that Anakin's heavily pregnant wife and unborn child are dead), The Emperor never even thinks to have his Jedi Hunters or Inquisitors look for them there.

Mind you -- he never thinks to ask one of the most popular and eminent members of his Senate : "Your wife was never pregnant -- explain this newborn baby girl that you are now raising as your daughter."

Why he decided to do it...? Well, he has daughters -- and nothing brings out the protective instinct and exposes the vulnerabilites of a Man more, than having a little sister to look after and care for.

It's also critical just how contrary to the spirit and ethos of the late-antebellum, decadent Jedi Order she is -- Palpatine is able to see their weakness and corruption and exploit the opportunity to overthrow them, seize power and crush them as a rival centre of Power in The Republic, because they have become sterile, aloof and complacent, whilst at the same time, ignoring their own rules and violating The Jedi Code whenever it is convenient.

It is against The Jedi Code to train anyone as old as Anakin is when Qui-Gonn brings him before The Council, who still remembers (and loves) his mother, yet they question him anyway and apply their testing, knowning going in that they are going to reject him; then, when Obi-Wan threatens to resign from The Order and train Anakin himself, without their blessing to honour his dying Master's wish, Yoda decides (by himself) to over-rule The Council and ignore The Jedi Code and allow Obi-Wan to train him as his Padawan.

By the time Ashoka comes along, ten years later, The Wars have started, and The Jedi simply begin to ignore their Code of Honour whenever it is inconvenient not to do so, for reasons of military expediency -- since no Jedi should be assigned more than one Padawan learner and (ordinarily) no Padawan can advance on to become a full Jedi Knight without successfully completing a series of trials at The Jedi Temple on Coruscant, and undergoing a ritual initiation ceremony (where the other Knights cut off your Padawan braid and salute you, sabres drawn), like Obi-Wan, they make the administrative decision that his displays of extraordinary courage, bravery and valour in shown in confronting a Sith Lord in single combat -- and saving his Master's life in doing-so) satisfies the requirement for having undergone The Jedi Trials and they just *MAKE* him a Knight. And give a Padawan of his own, IMMEDIATELY.

They are failing to follow their own Laws and govern (themselves) in a Fair & Equitable Manner, and those that do so have abdicated from their inherent Right to Rule (both over themselves, and others) -- when Master Windu takes the final step of seizing control of The Government in a Palace coups by disarming and arresting Palpatine, then attempts to execute a prisoner in his custody who is begging for his life, he has taken the final step into Total Depravity and Palpatine and Vader Rightfully Act to crush The Jedi Order and Salt The Earth beneath it.






Wednesday 11 November 2020

In, As You Say -- The Mud.

 The Fool is Your Personal Hero 

Jordan Peterson

Remember -- A Jedi can Feel The Force FLOWING Through Him. 

Q : You mean it controls your actions? 

Partially -- But it also Obeys Your Commands.

 

 

NABOO SWAMP - TWILIGHT. QUI-GON runs through the strange landscape, glancing back to see the monstrous troop transports, emerging from the mist. Animals begin to run past him in a panic. An odd, frog-like Gungan, JAR JAR INKS, squats holding a clam he has retrieved from the murky swamp. The shell pops open. JAR JAR's greta tongue snaps out and grabs the clam, swallowing it in one gulp. JAR JAR looks up and sees QUI-GON and the other creatures running like the wind toward him. One of the huge MTT's bears down on the JEDI like a charging locomotive. JAR JAR stands transfixed, still holding the clam shell in one hand.

JAR JAR: Oh, noooooooooo! [JAR JAR drops the shell and grabs onto QUI-GON as he passes. The JEDI is caught by surprise.] Hey, help me! Help me!!

QUI-GON: Let go! [The machine is about tp crush them as QUI-GON drags JAR JAR behind him. Just as the transport is about to hit them, QUI-GON drops, and JAR JAR goes splat into the mud with him. The transport races overhead. QUI-GON and JAR JAR pull themselves out of the mud. They stand watching the war machine dissapear into the mist. JAR JAR grabs QUI-GON and hugs him.]

JAR JAR: Oyi, mooie-mooie! I luv yous! [The frog-like creature kisses the JEDI.]

QUI-GON: Are you brainless? You almost got us killed!

JAR JAR: I spake.

QUI-GON: The Ability to Speak does not make you intelligent. Now get outta here. [QUI-GON starts to move off, and JAR JAR follows.]

JAR JAR: No...no! Mesa stay... Mesa yous humble servaunt.

QUI-GON: That wont be necessary.

JAR JAR: Oh boot tis! Tis demunded byda guds. Tis a live debett, tis. Mesa culled Jaja Binkss. [In the distance, two STAPS burst out of the mist at high speed, chasing OBI-WAN.]

QUI-GON: I have no time for this now...

JAR JAR: Say what? [The two STAPS barrell down on OBI-WAN.] Oh, nooooo! Weesa ganna.... [QUI-GON throws JAR JAR into the mud.]

QUI-GON: Stay down! [His head pops up.]

JAR JAR: ...dieeee! [The two troops fire laser bolts at OBI-WAN. QUI-GON deflects the bolts back, and the STAPS blow up. One-two. OBI-WAN is exhausted and tries to catch his breath.]

OBI-WAN: Sorry, Master, The Water fried my weapon. [OBI-WAN pulls out his burnt laser sword handle. QUI-GON inspects it, as JAR JAR pulls himself out of The Mud.]

QUI-GON: You forgot to turn your power off again, didn't you? [OBI-WAN nods sheeplishly.] It won't take long to recharge, but this is a lesson I hope you've learned, my young Padawan.

OBI-WAN: Yes, Master.

JAR JAR: Yousa sav-ed my again, hey?

OBI-WAN: What's this?

QUI-GON: A Local. Let's go, before more of those droids show up.

JAR JAR: Mure? Mure did you spake??!? [OBI-WAN and QUI-GON start to run. JAR JAR tries to keep up.] Ex-squeeze me, but da moto grande safe place would be Otoh Gunga. Tis where I grew up...Tis safe city. [They all stop.]

QUI-GON: A city! (JAR JAR nods his head) Can you take us there?

JAR JAR: Ahhh, will...on second taut...no, not willy.

QUI-GON: No??!

JAR JAR: Iss embarrissing, boot... My afrai my've bean banished. My forgoten der Bosses would do terrible tings to my. Terrible tings if my goen back dare. [A PULSATING SOUND is heard in the distance.]

QUI-GON: You hear that -- [JAR JAR shakes his head yes.] That's the sound of A Thousand Terrible hings heading this way...

OBI-WAN: When they find us, they will crush us, grind us into little pieces, then blast us into oblivion!

JAR JAR: Oh! Yousa point is well seen. Dis way! Hurry! [JAR JAR turns and runs into The Swamp.]

 

Friday 1 June 2018

The Jedi Heresies of Master Qui Gon Jinn : MillennialProphecy,Eschatology and Quantum Destiny-Bending





Be Mindful of The LIVING Force, my young padawan.



"The Babel fish is small, yellow and leech-like, and probably the oddest thing in the Universe.

 It feeds on brainwave energy received not from its own carrier but from those around it. 

It absorbs all unconscious mental frequencies from this brainwave energy to nourish itself with. 

It then excretes into the mind of its carrier a telepathic matrix formed by combining the conscious thought frequencies with nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain which has supplied them. 

The practical upshot of all this is that if you stick a Babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand anything in any form of language. The speech patterns you actually hear decode the brainwave matrix which has been fed into your mind by your Babel fish.

Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mindbogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as the final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God.

The argument goes something like this: 

'I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, 
'for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.'

"'But,' says Man, 'the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? 
It could not have evolved by chance. 
It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED.'

"'Oh dear,' says God, 'I hadn't thought of that,
and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

"'Oh, that was easy,' says Man, 
and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.



Most leading theologians claim that this argument is a load of dingo's kidneys, but that didn't stop Oolon Colluphid making a small fortune when he used it as the central theme of his bestselling book, Well, That about Wraps It Up for God.

Meanwhile, the poor Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communication between different races and cultures, has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation."

QUI-GON: 
I need an analysis of this blood sample I'm sending you. 

OBI-WAN: 
Wait a minute... 

QUI-GON: 
I need a midichlorian count. 

OBI-WAN: 

The reading's off the chart... over twenty thousand. 
Even Master Yoda doesn't have a midi-chlorian count that high! 


QUI-GON: 
No Jedi has. 

OBI-WAN: 
What does that mean? 

QUI-GON: 
I'm not sure.



QUI-GON: 
... He was trained in the Jedi arts. 
My only conclusion can be that it was a Sith Lord. 

KI-ADI: 
Impossible! 
The Sith have been extinct for a millenium. 

MACE WINDU: 
I do not believe the Sith could have returned without us knowing. 

YODA: 
Ah, hard to see, the DarkSside is. 

MACE WINDU: 
We will use all our resources here to unravel this mystery and discover the identity of your attacker... 

May the Force be with you. 

OBI-WAN turns and leaves, but QUI-GON continues to face the Council. 

YODA: (Cont'd) 
Master Qui-Gon - more to say have you? 

QUI-GON: 
With your permission, my Master. 
I have encountered a vergence in the Force. 

YODA: 
A vergence, you say? 

MACE WINDU: 
Located around a person

QUI-GON: 
A boy... 
his cells have the highest concentration of midichlorians I have ever seen in a life form. 
It is possible he was conceived by the midichlorians. 

MACE WINDU: 
You're referring to the prophesy of 
The One Who Will Bring Balance to The Force... 
you believe it's this... boy?? 

[ NOT YET. ]

QUI-GON: 
I don't presume... 

YODA: 
But you do! 
Revealed your opinion is. 

QUI-GON: 
I request the boy be tested, Master. 

The JEDI all look to one another. They nod and turn back to OBI-WAN and QUI-GON. 

YODA: 
Trained as a Jedi, you request for him? 

QUI-GON: 
Finding him was the will of The Force... 

I have no doubt of that. 


















Ani... I'm not allowed to train you, 
so I want you to watch me and be mindful... 




... always remember, 
your focus determines your reality. 

[ LAW OF ATTRACTION ]

Stay close to me and you will be safe. 


ANAKIN: 

Master, sir... 
I heard Yoda talking about midichlorians
I've been wondering



What are midichlorians




QUI-GON: 

Midichlorians are a microcopic lifeform that reside within all living cells. 


ANAKIN: 
They live inside of me? 


QUI-GON: 
In your cells, yes... and we are symbionts with them. 

ANAKIN: 

Symbionts? 


QUI-GON: 

Life forms living together for mutual advantage. 

Without the midichlorians, life could not exist, 
and we would have no knowledge of the Force. 
They continually 'speak' to us, telling us the will of the Force. 

When you learn to quiet your mind, you will hear them 'speaking' to you. 


ANAKIN: 

I don't understand. 


QUI-GON:

With time and training, Ani... you will... you will.




" You don’t get it - SPECTACULARLY.
On at least 3 or 4, possibly up to half a dozen different levels, you’re just wrong in every way, in every respect, on every level - starting with :
1) There is no contradiction between the “two explanations”, as you call it - it’s exactly the same explanation : it’s a MYSTICAL energy field, as in, it’s unseeable, undetectable, unobservable, a non-local spooky-action-at-a-distance transmission-medium.
This is real, “Real World” science - nobody has ANY IDEA how Quantum Entanglement transmits identical symltaneous information to two mutually entangled particles thousands, millions, even hundreds of trillions of miles, or even light years sepearated from one another - but the precise reason lies somewhere in the higher dimensionality of Maxwell’s Field Equations, and the established phenomena of an induced flow of current (I.e. charged particles) in a given direction through a suitable medium (copper wire) by either linear motion, or rotation of the charged particle medium of transmission (the wire), between two oppositely charged magnet poles, in a direction perpendicular to (at 90* right-angle turn away from the direction and lines of force (flux) between the two opposing poles generating a magnetic field orientated perpendicular (again, at 90* from) the plane of the copper wires’ motion/rotation, which induces the flow of energy and linear movement of the electrons through, and along the wire - 

Wednesday 13 December 2017

Into The Volcano



"Be Mindful of The LIVING Force, my young padawan."

"This guy's walking down the street when he falls in a hole. The walls are so steep he can't get out.

A doctor passes by and the guy shouts up, 'Hey you. Can you help me out?' The doctor writes a prescription, throws it down in the hole and moves on.

Then a priest comes along and the guy shouts up, 'Father, I'm down in this hole can you help me out?' The priest writes out a prayer, throws it down in the hole and moves on.

Then a friend walks by, 'Hey, Joe, it's me can you help me out?' 

And the friend jumps in the hole. 

Our guy says,
"Are you stupid!? Now we're both down here.' 

The friend says,
'Yeah, but I've been down here before and I know the way out.'"

Nyota Uhura: 
At that volcano, you didn't give a thought to Us. 

What it would do to me if you died, Spock. 

You didn't feel anything. 
You didn't care. 

And I'm not the only one who's upset with you. 
The Captain is, too. 


James T. Kirk: 
No, no, no. 
Don't drag me into this. 
She is right, though.

Spock: 
Your suggestion that I do not care about dying is incorrect. 
A sentient being's optimal chance at maximizing their utility is a long and prosperous life. 

Nyota Uhura: 
Great. 

James T. Kirk: 
Not exactly a love song, Spock. 

Spock: 
You misunderstand. 
It is true I chose not to feel anything upon realizing my own life was ending. 

As Admiral Pike was dying, I joined with his consciousness and experienced what he felt at the moment of his passing. 

Anger. Confusion. 
Loneliness. Fear. 

I had experiences those feelings before, multiplied exponentially on the day my planet was destroyed. 

Such a feeling is something I choose never to experience again. 

Nyota, you mistake my choice not to feel as a reflection of my not caring. 

Well, I assure you, the truth is precisely the opposite.

James T. Kirk: 
I'm scared, Spock... help me not to be... how do you choose not to feel? 

Spock: 
I do not know. 
Right now, I am failing. 

James T. Kirk: 
I wanted you to know why I couldn't let you die... why I went back for you... 

Spock: 
Because you are my friend.



"By far the thing which I like most about 'Time' is that it's not real -

The Past exists only in Memories, whist The Future of infinite possibilities, exists only in our Imagination.

Truth is Truth - Though never so bold. And Time cannot make false That-Which-Was-Once-True
If our watches were truly accurate, the only thing that they would ever say, is 

"NOW"

It's Not About YOU.


So, this guy's walking around, hopping from rock to rock, being carried along the various molten lava streams, deep inside the crater of an active volcano, when he falls sees his chance to leap across onto a rocky outcrop that leads to a steep path up the walls of the crater and ultimately to escape and safety. 

Only, he badly misjudged his leap and despite achieving a successful touchdown on the rocky outcrop, he does so only  after brutally suffering the complete loss and amputation of both of his legs below the knee, as well as the complete removal of his one, remaining "good" arm, burned away to a cinder by  boiling magma splash complications. And the walls are so steep and high he can't get out -Certainly not without a full team of Sherpas from Nepal,a broad selection in the choice of maps, and an Indian Spirit-Guide.

A male nurse/natural remedies herbalist and wholesale brand rep passes by and the guy shouts up, "Hey you. Can you help me out?" The doctor writes a prescription, throws it down in the hole, recommends a short supple,entry course of therapeutic gastrointestinal purging, staring with series of back-to-back warm hot salt water enemas for openers, waits for the patients final personal cheque transaction to clear, and moves on.

Then a priest comes along and the guy shouts up, 'Father, I'm down in this hole can you help me out?' The priest writes out a prayer for mercy and intercession, combined with a more-than ordinarily generous and self-starting series of  innvocations intended to provide the opening volley of ancient and powerful counter-curses as a prelude to a full rite of exorcism and spiritual cleansing and self healing workshop exercises, sanctifies entones in Latin the various,  different benedictions of his blessing, concludes the completed operation of gestures, chants and waves of every kind down into the hole, genuflects, and continues on by resuming his journey, as originally intended.


He's actually wreathed in ravenous tongues of burning flame at this stage, actually ON FIRE, as his mutilated body gradually slips further and further down the steep, sloping sides of the vast  molten firepit, when his best friend  walks by, 

'Hey, Master Obi-Wan, it's me, your Brother Jedi and studiously maverick  Padawan learner apprentice - it's perhaps possible I may have made some humongously bad and stupid choices because I was afraid for the future and welfare of my family and felt this was the only way  I could go to act, if I was to guarantee their safety and protect our future happiness together - now though, I'm a quadruple amputee, trapped inside an active volcano, being slowly burnt - can you help me out?"

And his Old Friend jumps straight into the maw of the eruption crater hole, and lands only a few yards lower down the shale slope of the hell-hole slag pit and immediately begins his own process of physical combustion, smouldering initially only to begin with and for the first few searing, scorching seconds, at least up until the point where the liquification and just thereafter, the flash-ignition  point specific for the subcutaneous bodily fats is achieved, after which, The Long Lost Friend to Our guy just goes up like a Roman candle doused in gasoline by that point. 

Our guy screams, 
'Are you stupid? Now we're both trapped inside this volcano, and likewise, we are both currently on fire." 

His Long-Lost Friend says, 'Yeah, but someone kicked me down here before, and I still know the way out.'"



It's about redirecting...

....evading.

And actually caring about the welfare of your opponent...

...so you have to care about yourself.

You have to believe your life is precious, that ALL Life is precious...

...you have to redirect those thoughts, the history that tells you otherwise.

What we've done, we've done.

We evade it by moving forward with a code to NEVER do it again.

To make up for it.

...to still accept what we were.

To accept 
EVERYONE...

...To protect 
EVERYONE.

And in doing that, protect yourself...

...to create Peace.





"Only a Master of Evil, D'aath...!!"

"Hey, you know what - 
Screw You, White-Hat!!

You wanna know something "Evil" - Leaving your BEST FRIEND, who is in PAIN, has just made a series of HORRIBLE (to your thinking) mistakes, to DIE, ALONE, inside a FREAKIN' VOLCANO, on FIRE!!!

And lecturing him on evil and betrayal, watching him burn whilst WEARING A BLANKET.!!

You don't get to Judge me."

I'm entitled to my Anger.



WESLEY

I thought Delothrian's Arrow was used to protect "good" magicks.


WILLOW

It is.


WESLEY

So, how can you use it to break the jar? 
The Muo-Ping is a sacred object. It's holy.


WILLOW

It's glass, therefore crunchable. 
The sacred's what's inside. 
"All life a container..."


WESLEY

"...For the heart of all life." 
You've studied the Daharim.


WILLOW

It had to be something specific. There's lots of jars in the world—can't shatter them all. 
I mean, you could, but good things come in jars - 
Peanut butter, jelly, those two-headed fetal pigs at the natural history museum. 
(Wes doesn't respond
Come on, everybody loves fetal pigs.


WESLEY

(leans forward
Sorry. I think my sense of humor's trapped in a jar somewhere.


WILLOW
Does seem like you've given in to The Grumpy side of The Force.


WESLEY
A lot's happened. Not just Angelus. 
I've been—I've changed. 
I've seen a Darkness in myself. 
I'm not sure you'd even begin to understand—


WILLOW
I flayed a guy alive and tried to destroy The World.


WESLEY

Oh. So...
 (stands, doesn't make eye-contact)


WILLOW

Darkness. Been there.


WESLEY
Yeah. 
Well, I never flayed... (seems sickened
I had a woman chained in a closet.


WILLOW
Hey.


WESLEY
That doesn't compare.


WILLOW
No, Dark. 
That's Dark
You've been to a place.