Showing posts with label Dharma. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dharma. Show all posts

Saturday, 6 August 2022

I Can Do Anything.





DHARMA (n.) :








Martin hates boats. 
Martin hates water. 
Martin sits in his car when we go 
on the ferry to the mainland. 
I guess it's a childhood thing. 
There's a clinical name for it, isn't there? 

Drowning. 


The Chief : 
Is it True that most people get attacked by sharks in three feet of water, about 10 feet from The Beach…? 
And that before people started to swim for recreation,  I mean before The Sharks knew what they were missing, that a lot of these attacks weren't reported? 

Hooper : 
That's right. 

The Chief : 
Now, this shark 
that swims ALONE, 
what's it called…? 

Hooper :
 ‘Rogue’. 

The Chief :
‘Rogue’, yeah…

Now, this guy, he keeps swimmin' around 
in a place where The Feeding is Good
until The Food Supply is Gone. Right? 

Hooper : 
That's called ‘Territoriality’ — 
It’s just A Theory,  
that I happen to agree with.


The Chief : 
Then why don't we have ONE more drink 
and go down and CUT That Shark OPEN? 

The Wife : 
Martin? Can you DO that? 

The Chief :  
I can Do Anything, 
I'm The Chief of Police.