"Have you seen 'Friends'?
'Cos I think Kerry and Martin
are a LOT like Gunther and Rachel,
because Gunther loves Rachel,
because Gunther loves Rachel,
but Rachel doesn't give a shit
about Gunther.
He's just some guy who works in a cafe,
serving coffee. You know?
And he should focus on
what he does have,
which is a great little business."
which is a great little business."
PLAYS LONG, FLAT NOTE
Martin Mucklowe :
What do you think of that?
Use the diaphragm.
I mean, my lungs are so strong,
I could blow up a hot water bottle.
Kerry :
Cor!
Martin Mucklowe :
And watch again --
PLAYS LONG, FLAT NOTE
Martin Mucklowe :
Something you won't know, Ker,
is the last Thursday of every month
I used to play pool with Fred West.
Kerry :
What..?
Martin Mucklowe :
I know he's done some iffy things,
but as a builder he was top-notch,
best in the West Country.
Kerry :
Really?
Martin Mucklowe :
We'd say,
"West, Best in The West."
And he'd laugh, he'd say,
"Stop, Martin!"
He could hold four bits
of four-by-four, one-handed.
And there's only one other bloke
that can do that... and that's My Old Man.