Showing posts with label Fred West. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fred West. Show all posts

Wednesday 9 March 2022

Gunther

 



"Have you seen 'Friends'?

'Cos I think Kerry and Martin 
are a LOT like Gunther and Rachel,
because Gunther loves Rachel
but Rachel doesn't give a shit 
about Gunther.

He's just some guy who works in a cafe
serving coffee. You know? 

And he should focus on 
what he does have,
which is a great little business."






PLAYS LONG, FLAT NOTE

Martin Mucklowe :
What do you think of that? 
Use the diaphragm.
I mean, my lungs are so strong, 
I could blow up a hot water bottle.


Kerry :
Cor!

Martin Mucklowe :
And watch again --

PLAYS LONG, FLAT NOTE

Martin Mucklowe :
 Something you won't know, Ker, 
is the last Thursday of every month 
I used to play pool with Fred West

Kerry :
What..?

Martin Mucklowe :
I know he's done some iffy things,
but as a builder he was top-notch
best in the West Country.


Kerry :

Really?

Martin Mucklowe :
We'd say, 
"West, Best in The West."
And he'd laugh, he'd say, 
"Stop, Martin!"

He could hold four bits 
of four-by-four, one-handed.
And there's only one other bloke 
that can do that... and that's My Old Man.