The PHANTOM MENACE was EIGHTEEN MONTHS ago, Tim...!!

"You are so BLIND!

You so do NOT understand!

You weren't there at 

The Beginning..!!

You don't know how GOOD it was -- How IMPORTANT.

This is IT for you -- 

This jumped-up firework-display of a toy advert.

People Like You make me SICK!!

What's WRONG with you?!?

Now, I don't CARE if you've saved up all your 50p's --

Take your pocket money -- 

and GET OUT!!

(Sobbing)

WHAT a prick.....

Bilbo Bagshot : 

I was like you once -- Blond Hair. 

Scraggy little beard. Child-like ears.

Full of beans, and SPUNK.

I let My Principles get in The Way sometimes —

I punched a bloke in the face once for saying 'Hawk The Slayer' was rubbish.

Tim Bisley : 

Good for you.

Bilbo Bagshot : 

Thanks. But that's not The Point --

The Point is,

I was defending The Fantasy Genre with Terminal Intensity, 

when what I SHOULD have said is,

"Dad, you're RIGHT -- 

But let's give 'Krull' a try, 

and we'll discuss it later."

The PHANTOM MENACE 

was 

EIGHTEEN MONTHS ago, Tim...!!

Tim Bisley : 

I *know*, Bilbo. 

It just... It STILL hurts --

That kid wanted a Jar-Jar doll.

Bilbo Bagshot : 

Kids LIKE Jar-Jar!

Tim Bisley : 

WHY?!?

Bilbo Bagshot :

What about the Ewoks? Huh? 

They were *rubbish*.

You don't complain about them...!!

Tim Bisley :

Jar-Jar Binks makes the Ewoks look like.... 

Fucking.... Shaft!!