Journey, The Blue Soldier

JOURNEY: 

I'm Lieutenant Journey Blue of the Combined Galactic Resistance. 

I demand you take me back to my command ship, the Aristotle, which is currently located -

Attack Eyebrows : 

No. Hey, not like that. 

JOURNEY: 

You will take me back to my command ship, which is currently positioned -

Attack Eyebrows : 

No, no. Come on. 

Not like that. Not like that. 

Get it right

(Journey lowers her gun.)

JOURNEY: 

.....Will you take me back to my ship? 

....Please? 

Attack Eyebrows : 

The Aristotle's the big fella parked in the asteroid belt, yeah? 

(The Doctor sets the TARDIS moving.)

JOURNEY: 

It's shielded.

Attack Eyebrows : 

More or less. 

(The Aristotle is hiding by one edge of a long thin asteroid. Journey opens the Tardis door.)

Attack Eyebrows : 

Dry your eyes, Journey Blue. 

Crying's for civilians. 

It's how we communicate with you lot. 

*****

JOURNEY: 

These are nanocontrollers. 

Once we're miniaturised, they take over the molecular compression. 

When the mission's over, hit the button. 

(Journey puts the bracelet on Clara's wrist.)

JOURNEY: 

Are you sure you understand?

CLARA: 

Why wouldn't I? 

JOURNEY: 

Because this is a dangerous mission 
and you look like a school teacher. 

CLARA: 

I am a school teacher -

Still didn't catch your name. 

JOURNEY: 

Journey Blue. 

CLARA: 

Blue? 

JOURNEY: 

Blue, yes. 

Problem? 

CLARA: 

No. Er, I just met a soldier called Pink. 

JOURNEY: 

Lucky fella. 

CLARA: 

Lucky? 

JOURNEY: 

From the way you smile. 

CLARA: 

So, er, who makes you smile 
or is nobody up to the job? 

JOURNEY: 

My Brother. 

But he burned to death a couple of hours ago, so he's really letting me down today. 

Excuse me. 

Attack Eyebrows : 

What are those ones for? 

I don't need armed baby-sitters. 

GRETCHEN: 

We're not baby-sitters.

ROSS: 

We're here to shoot you dead if you turn out to be a Dalek spy. 

Attack Eyebrows : 

Well, that's a relief. 

I hate baby-sitters. 

JOURNEY: 

Okay, listen up. 

Now, remember, do not hold your breath when the nanoscaler engages. 

You'll feel like you want to, but you must keep breathing normally during the miniaturisation process. 

CLARA: 

Why? 

Attack Eyebrows: 

Ever microwaved a lasagne without pricking the film on top? 

CLARA: 

It explodes. 

Attack Eyebrows: 

Don't be lasagne. 

MORGAN: 

Nanoscaler engaging in five four three two. 
Nanoscaler engaging now. 

COMPUTER: 

Nanoscaling in progress. 

(A crossbeam passes back and forth over chamber id AR-O13-AR-F74 until it shrinks with a bump.)

COMPUTER: 

Nanoscaling complete. 

MORGAN: 

Nanoscaling successful. 
Everyone okay in there? 

(The chamber is carefully picked up with a pair of tweezers.)

JOURNEY Blue :

We made it. 

Nobody popped.