What Price, Gloria?

This is sexual harassment!

I don't know what that is,

but I like the sound of it.

Why don't you just explain that 

to me tonight over drinks?

Quantum Leap 02-04 - What Price Gloria - 

Sam turns the tables on Buddy

Al was right.

I wanted revenge.

So I slipped into Samantha's spiked heels,

put on the most revealing dress I

could get my... hairy chest into,

and was ready to give Buddy a lesson

in sexual harassment he'd never forget.

Dr. Sam Beckett :

You wanted me?

Buddy Wright :

How's Gloria?

Dr. Sam Beckett :

In Ann Arbor, visiting

her mother for a few days.

Buddy Wright :

You know, she gave me quite a

little upset Saturday night.

Dr. Sam Beckett :

Well, that's because Gloria doesn't

know how to play the game.

Buddy Wright :

And you…. do?

Dr. Sam Beckett :

What do you think?

Buddy Wright :

I knew it all along.

Dr. Sam Beckett :

Yeah.

Buddy Wright :

I had you figured

from the start. I did.

All of that playing hard to

get in the secretarial pool,

didn't have me fooled

for one second.

Dr. Sam Beckett :

It didn't?

Buddy Wright :

Nope. You were just waiting

for the, uh, "Wright" man.

Dr. Sam Beckett :

Was I?

Buddy Wright :

All that coy, "Oh, I don't

date married men."

That was just a smoke screen.

Right, baby?

Dr. Sam Beckett :

You know me so well.

Buddy Wright :

Buddy, there's, um...

There's just one thing

you don't know.

Buddy Wright :

Tell me, baby.

Dr. Sam Beckett :

I'm A Man.

Buddy Wright 

What?

Dr. Sam Beckett :

I'm A Man —

a male, a person of 

the masculine gender.

Buddy Wright :

What are you talking about?

Dr. Sam Beckett :

You're trying to make it 

with a man.

Buddy Wright :

No way.

Not with this body.

Dr. Sam Beckett :

Bodies can be deceiving.

Buddy Wright :

You can't be a man!

Dr. Sam Beckett :

Why, because I turn you on?

Buddy Wright :

W... Yeah.

Um, ah...

I-I-I mean, no!

No. Oh, no!

I... I, uh...

You, you were a, uh...

You mean you had a...

Y-You did a Christine Jorgensen?

No, no. I didn't say

“I used to be A Man.”

I said, “I am A Man.”

And I'll prove it to you.

Buddy Wright :

No!

Dr. Sam Beckett :

If you look closely, you'll notice 

that I walk like a man.

I stand like a man.

And I know things that 

only a man can know.

Like what it feels like to get 

kicked in the crotch,

how the pain just keeps

growing and growing —

And then that wonderful sensation

when it finally subsides.

Or what it's like to walk around high

school with your books in front of you...

to cover up an embarrassing case

of pubescent hormonal overload.

Buddy Wright :

You had a brother?

Dr. Sam Beckett :

Does a brother tell his sister what he

did looking at his first centerfold?

Buddy Wright :

No, you stay away from me.

Dr. Sam Beckett :

I thought I turned you on.

Buddy Wright :

I don't have time

for this stupid game.

Dr. Sam Beckett :

Speaking of games, 

why don't I show you 

how I throw a baseball.

Or better yet,

how I throw a punch.

Not yet. Not yet.

I'm ready to leap now.

Oh, boy.