Wednesday, 14 September 2022

Clone-Meat








Ra’s al-Ghul’s Ghost : 
Allow me to introduce myself. My Name is Ra’s al-Ghul, 
The Demon’s Head, 
International Criminal Mastermind.
I am not selling anything 
nor am I working my way 
through college.

Damian : 
I...

Ra’s al-Ghul’s Ghost : 
So let's get down to cases : 
You are clone-meat, 
and I am going to 
eat you for supper.
[wags finger warningly] 

Ra’s al-Ghul’s Ghost : 
Now, don't try to get away! 
I am more muscular, 
more cunning, faster, 
and larger than you are, 
and I’m a genius — 
While you could hardly pass 
the entrance examinations 
to kindergarten!

[Damian yawns] 

So I'll give you the customary 
two minutes to 
say Your Prayers.

Damian : 
I'm sorry, Mac, The Lady 
of The House ain't Home. 
And besides, We mailed 
You-People a check 
last week.

[slams The Door then descends into his home as Ra’s folds up The Door and leaves] 

Ra’s al-Ghul’s Ghost : 
Why do they always want to do it 
the hard way…?

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