Never Turn Your Back on a Breen

It’s The Primaries, 

not The Election —

Nobody from His Own Side

Thinks that they could Do 

a BETTER Job of Beating 

The Other Guy —

It’s like The Klingon Chain of Command :

Gowron is a SUPERB Politician —

He’s A Killer, 

but He was always

An Outsider and never 

A Soldier of The Empire, and 

He never Won any Glorious Battles

in The Service of Someone ELSE.

He is risking The Outcome 

of The Biggest War in HISTORY by 

Giving Orders to His Commander-in-Chief,

who IS a Loyal Soldier of The Empire,

and a Brave Military Genius, to boot

that will Force him to suffer a string of Humiliating Defeats in Public to 

Destroy Martok’s Popularity and 

eliminate His Principle Rival for 

Leadership in The Post-War Politics

of The Klingon Empire —

Exactly as Truman was accused

of Doing with MacArthur 

in The Korean War —

Truman WAS a War Hero :

He fought Tooth and Nail

(and AGAINST The Draft Board’s medical disqualifications) to get SENT to The Front

AS A VOLUNTEER in World War I —

But by The Time he GOT there, 

It was November 1918,  there was 

a negotiated cease-fire, he arrived

at The Front on The Last Day of The War,

His Unit’s Artillery successfully killed a bunch of German Conscripts (who were trying to Kill Them) before 11 am,

Truman’s there, lying in The Mud, taking cover, and His Troops, His Boys let out 

a jubilant cacophony of Triumph,

and Truman goes, “No, no, Boys — 

They’re DYING over There.”

The Breen enter The Dominon War

with A Secret Weapon that nobody 

KNOWS about — The Romulans, who

Don’t Trust ANYONE, and Lie about

EVERYTHING have A Saying :

“NEVER Turn Your BACK on a BREEN —“

The Federation knows almost nothing about The Breen — They are EXTREMELY Alien : The Romulans quite clearly know 

a lot MORE, which is why They refuse to TELL anyone else about it —

They have Cloaking Technology;

Their Vessels incorporate some kind of Bio-Organic Computer System —

Their Home Planet is EXTREMELY Cold,

and when They leave Home,

They Wear CONTAINMENT Suits that 

keeps Their Body Temperature Down :

The Suits make Them 

Look AND Sound almost 

EXACTLY like Bossk,

The FAKE Bounty Hunter,

that is ACTUALLY

A Princess in Disguise —

Their Language, filtered through 

The Suits is COMPLETELY resistant 

to The Universal Translator —

But The Changelings can understand 

What They are Saying, because 

They’re Shapeshifters, and apply

A Patch to The Genetic-recipe 

of The Vorta (Good Ears), so 

They can understand and negotiate with Them, too — whereas The Cardassians CAN’T, but Damar, regardless, because 

of this understands EXACTLY 

What is Going on —

The rest of The Galaxy believes

that The Containment Suits are

to keep Them alive — especially

in The Desert. It later transpires 

that this isn’t True —

Nobody in Starfleet, OR The Federation

has ever seen a Breen without The Suit on : but Kira has. 

Because she killed one to steal His Suit.

“Be Free of The Carbonite — 

You have Hibernation-sickness….

Your Vision will return in Time —“

“……Who are You?”

(peels The Helmet off) 

“Someone Who Loves You.”

and The Crowd goes WILD…!!!

Anyway : The Containment Suit ISN’T There to Keep Them ALIVE  —

It’s to FREEZE Them in Place,

because at Earth-Normal Ambient Temperature, Their BODIES enter a state of FLUIDITY : Boys start Thinking about Doing it with other Boys, Genders Dissolve…. DOGS and CATS, LIVING Together — MASS HYSTERIA!!

And no Species can exist 

like that Non-Consensually —

How would Children ever get conceived?

They would be at The Mercy

of Other People’s Environments, which 

renders Them EXTREMELY Vulnerable :

and therefore, justifiably Xenophobic.

Eugene McCarthy was 

The Stalking Horse,