The Harlequinade

[Music]

Time's Champion :

Mags?

They position themselves on either side 

of The Cage/Stage Door :

The Captain :

It's not going to work --

I remember when I was on the 

baleful plains of growan.... 

The Wolf :

I don't care

Time's Champion :

Ready? "I believe I'm on first --"

The Wolf :

"No, I'm ahead of you."

Time's Champion :

"No you're not --"

The Wolf :

" -- No, I am."

Time's Champion :

"I insist on going on first--"  

The Wolf :
"-- Oh, no  you don't --"

Time's Champion :

"-- oh yes I do"

The Wolf :

"Look I insist on going on

first -- 

Time's Champion :

"-- I told you, 

I am --"

The Wolf :

-- I am."

Thoroughly confused by now, 

The Other Two (robot) Clowns,

(aka, The Policemen)

open The Door, enter The Cage,

don't know which way to look 

for The Victim -- and get 

Clubbed to Death.

Time's Champion :

Join The Club

Captain.....? 

The Captain :

Oh thanks, old boy I'll sit this

one out -- goodbye Maggs 

The Wolf :

....goodbye Captain