World of The Psychic

Elaine :

According to My Source, 

The End of The World will be on 

February 14th in The Year 2016. 

Venkman :

Valentine's Day -- Bummer. 

Where'd You get Your Date, Elaine? 

Elaine :

I received this information 

from an alien --

As I told My Husband, it was in 

The Paramus Holiday Inn :

I was having a drink 

at the bar, alone, and 

this alien approached me. 

He started Talking to Me. 

He bought Me a Drink. 

And then I think he must have 

used some kind of a ray 

or a mind-control device, because 

he forced me to follow him 

to his room -- 

And that's where... 

He told Me about 

The End of The World…

Venkman :

…So, Your Alien had a room at 

The Holiday Inn, Paramus? 

Elaine :

….It might've been a room on 

The Spacecraft made-up 

to look like a room at 

The Holiday Inn -- 

….I can't be sure 

about that, Peter. 

Venkman :

Of course not — And that is 

The Whole Problem  with aliens, 

is that you just can't 

Trust Them -- Occasionally, 

You meet a nice one : 

Starman. E.T. 

But usually They turn out to be 

some kind of a Big LIZARD! 

That's all The Time We’ve Got for 

this week on World of the Psychic. 

Next Week, though... Give me Ira. 

Hairless pets. Weird. 

Until Then, This is 

Peter Venkman, Saying... 

See You Then. Bye.