I am NOT Bruce.


LEE: 

Hello? Who's there…? 

The guy from the ambulance? 

Bruce — Don't scare me like that. 

This place is freaky enough. 


Creepy Uncle Bruce : 

Chang Lee — 

Chang Lee, that's 

Your Name, isn't it? 


(Lee puts his hand on one of the pillars around the console, and it powers up.) 


Creepy Uncle Bruce : 

Well, I never….

The TARDIS really 

LIKES You….!


LEE: 

What are You talking about, Bruce? 


Creepy Uncle Bruce :

I am NOT Bruce. 

It took me a minute, 

with the Talking 

and the Walking…. 

But I am NOT Bruce. 

I am merely — 

inside His Body. 


LEE: 

Oh, yeah? So, er, 

Who are You really? 

Does that Answer Your Question…?

MASTER:

Give Me The Bag—

Yes….
(starts stealing things) 


MASTER: 

Now, Where is he? 


LEE: 

Who? 


MASTER: 

The Man you stole 

these things from, 

Where is He? 


LEE: 

Those are mine now.

He's Dead. 


(Lee reaches for the bag, and the Master slams him down against the console.) 


MASTER: 

He's NOT Dead! 

He has stolen MY Body. 


LEE: 

But 
—

MASTER:

 And I will die, unless 

we bring him back here —

You're going to 

Help Me DO That, 

Do You Understand? 


LEE: 

What's in it for Me…? 


MASTER: 

You Get to LIVE.