Capt. Shane Vansen :
Lookin' for action —
I'm a dead-stroke player
going strong for the cheese.
Won't fade with the nits or sharks.
Got no time for hustles, lemonading,
or stalling. Now, *who* in this room has
the... *heart* to show me their speed?
[like Clint Eastwood]
Handsome Alvin:
They call me Handsome Alvin.
This is my house. And in my house,
attitudes like yours... get spanked.
Capt. Shane Vansen:
Sounds like you got
the plums... Alvin. Rack 'em.
[Whispering.]
Handsome Alvin:
That's a sweet Szamboti cue.
Capt. Shane Vansen:
You can't shark me.
Two in the corner.
Handsome Alvin:
It's been in The Family a long time?
Four in the side.
Handsome Alvin:
Daddy's stick?
Ooh! - [Chuckling.]
[Man.]
Oh, man.
Handsome Alvin:
A present to his little girl?
Capt. Shane Vansen:
Nine in the corner.
Or did he leave it
to you before you died?
He left it for me.
His spirit lives in
this stick.
Handsome Alvin:
How'd he die?
Capt. Shane Vansen:
Artificial Intelligence
killed him and my mother.
Handsome Alvin:
You know, it's kind of rude,
you walk into my house, turn
into King Kong, run four straight.
No chance for me to take back the cheese.
Capt. Shane Vansen:
Hey, I'll just run the table all night.
You break.
Handsome Alvin:
Shame what happened to your parents.
You shouldn't let a couple of rotten apples
spoil it for the whole bunch of us —
Capt. Shane Vansen:
A stinkin' A.I.?
Handsome Alvin:
Aero-Tech bought me to be the player here.
Model-Alvin EL 1543.
Programmed to play billiards
and do impersonations.
Do you know who
Clint Eastwood is? Do ya?
Four in the corner.
! Game.
Handsome Alvin:
That's your last C-note.
I guess you had enough.
You know, I got you off your game
once it wasn't about money anymore.
And now you ain't got no more money.
That's what you get for
coming into my house and
shooting off your mouth better
than you do the balls —
Looks like you got some stake horses.
What do you say, one more game?
Do you feel lucky? [Groans.]
Capt. Shane Vansen:
Three in the corner.
- Four in the side.
- [Pool Balls Clack.]
Here.
Let me help.
[Alvin.]
Game.
[Alarm Blaring.]
[P.
A.
.]
All hands, now hear this.
This is Commodore Ross of the U.S.S. Saratoga.
All hands are to report immediately to duty.
I say again.
Report immediately to active duty.
Capt. Shane Vansen:
That's game.
Now, where's the gift shop?
I gotta get out of here.
I'm in a hurry.
[Man On P. A. .]
All units, liberty is over.
report bay 7, shuttle 4.
Capt. Shane Vansen:
Hey.Thanks for
the cheese, Alvin.
your departure is-[Continues.]
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