Wednesday, 27 November 2024

R&R

Space: Above and Beyond (1995) - E20 - R&R - 
HD AI Remaster - Full Episode

Capt. Shane Vansen

Lookin' for action — 

I'm a dead-stroke player 

going strong for the cheese


Won't fade with the nits or sharks. 

Got no time for hustles, lemonading, 

or stalling. Now, *who* in this room has 

the... *heart* to show me their speed?


[like Clint Eastwood]


Handsome Alvin

They call me Handsome Alvin. 

This is my house. And in my house, 

attitudes like yours... get spanked.


Capt. Shane Vansen

Sounds like you got 

the plums... Alvin. Rack 'em.



[Whispering.]


Handsome Alvin: 

That's a sweet Szamboti cue.


Capt. Shane Vansen

You can't shark me.

Two in the corner.


Handsome Alvin: 

It's been in The Family a long time? 


Four in the side.


Handsome Alvin: 

Daddy's stick

Ooh! - [Chuckling.]



[Man.]

Oh, man.


Handsome Alvin: 

A present to his little girl? 


Capt. Shane Vansen

Nine in the corner.



Or did he leave it 

to you before you died? 



He left it for me.

His spirit lives in 

this stick.


Handsome Alvin: 

How'd he die? 


Capt. Shane Vansen

Artificial Intelligence 

killed him and my mother.


Handsome Alvin: 

You know, it's kind of rude, 

you walk into my house, turn 

into King Kong, run four straight.

No chance for me to take back the cheese.


Capt. Shane Vansen

Hey, I'll just run the table all night.

You break.


Handsome Alvin: 

Shame what happened to your parents.

You shouldn't let a couple of rotten apples 

spoil it for the whole bunch of us —


Capt. Shane Vansen

A stinkin' A.I.? 


Handsome Alvin: 

Aero-Tech bought me to be the player here.

Model-Alvin EL 1543.

Programmed to play billiards 

and do impersonations.

Do you know who 

Clint Eastwood is? Do ya? 


Four in the corner.


! Game.


Handsome Alvin: 

That's your last C-note.

I guess you had enough.

You know, I got you off your game 

once it wasn't about money anymore.

And now you ain't got no more money.

That's what you get for 

coming into my house and 

shooting off your mouth better 

than you do the balls —


Looks like you got some stake horses.

What do you say, one more game? 

Do you feel lucky? [Groans.]


Capt. Shane Vansen

Three in the corner.

- Four in the side.

- [Pool Balls Clack.]

Here.

Let me help.

[Alvin.]

Game.

[Alarm Blaring.]

[P.

A.

.]

All hands, now hear this.

This is Commodore Ross of the U.S.S. Saratoga.

All hands are to report immediately to duty.

I say again.

Report immediately to active duty.


Capt. Shane Vansen

That's game.

Now, where's the gift shop? 

I gotta get out of here.

I'm in a hurry.


[Man On P. A. .]

All units, liberty is over.

report bay 7, shuttle 4.


Capt. Shane Vansen

Hey.Thanks for 

the cheese, Alvin.


your departure is-[Continues.]

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