Thora and Thessaly

Thessaly :

Well now, I didn't know you two were friends — 

Well, we're fixin’

to be friendly

Thessaly :

“Fixing to Be Friendly” —

That can be my column-headline 

Tilda Swinton :

I play Thora and Thessaly, 

who are identical twins  — 

Eddie :

What kind of name 

is ‘Thora’, anyway?

Thora :

It’s a name that NINETEEN 

million readers TRUST —

Tilda Swinton :

 For being twins, 

people don't know who 

they're talking to —

which is weird.

Thessaly :

Hello Eddie —

Eddie Mannix :

Thessaly, yeah —

I just saw your…. 

….oh never mind.

Tilda Swinton :

They’re Cultural commentators —

Thora :

I'm NOT a GOSSIP-columnist!

Tilda Swinton :

Each is a thorn in 

each other side 

Thora : 

Don’t confuse me 

with my sister!

Tilda Swinton :

They definitely do compete 

for Stories —

Thessaly :

That cow - she wouldn't 

know a news story if it 

bit her on the posterior.

Tilda Swinton :

When you read about it this Time, 

and The Power they had….

the ways in which 

they ruled — certainly the 

public face of The Studios 

— and then you hear about 

what they were 

covering-up underneath : 

it was pretty wild. 

Thora :

We all know about 

The Womanising and 

The Drinking-jags and those 

trips to San Berdoo… 

Tilda Swinton 

But Dirt is good for them, 

you want The Dirt

because they want to have something to print —

Thessaly :

I'd like to know what 

The Hell is going on here

TWENTY-million readers 

want The Truth, Eddie.

Eddie Mannix :

Truth, yes — hmm.