I Need Something Meaningful to Heal My Crew.

Computer: 

The Crew would benefit from 

Exercise, 

Medication, 

Limited Dairy. 

Captain Saru :

Oh, uh, beyond the standard parameters. 

Computer: 

Yoga, Hyperbaric Chamber, 

Therapeutic Colouring Books, 

Interstellar Shopping. 

Captain Saru :

Uh, I do not need 

an endless list of activities. 

I... I... I need something meaningful 

to heal my crew. 

( Soft tone, chiming ) 

Captain Saru :

Computer? 

Computer: 

( Chuckles ) 

Hello. 

Captain Saru :

Hello…..?

Computer: 

Among many sentient beings, 

Laughter is both Healing and Meaningful. 

Twentieth-century Earth comedians such as 

Buster Keaton or Charlie Chaplin 

are communal unifiers 

without the burden of Language. 

Captain Saru :

Buster Keaton? 

Computer: 

Also known as 

"The Great Stone Face." 

Captain Saru :

Computer... 

run a level ten diagnostic. 

Computer: 

I'm Fully Operational, 

Thank You. 

Captain Saru :

These connections are beyond 

the algorithm I presumed... 

Computer: 

Your Crew requires what they used to call ‘R and R’, Captain. 

May I suggest switching the ship to auto-navigation 

and giving them The Night Off?

Captain Saru :

The Night Off? 

Computer: 

Say I also suggest Simple Gratitude? 

A Private Meal, perhaps, 

with your bridge crew, 

to demonstrate your appreciation. 

Your choice, Captain.