The Ones Who Will Bring Balance

Walter Sobchak:

 I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money. My point is, here we are, it's shabbos, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death...

The Dude: 

Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even fucking Jewish, man.

Walter Sobchak: 

What the fuck are you talkin' about?

The Dude: 

Man, you're fucking Polish Catholic...

Walter Sobchak: 

What the fuck are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia! Come on, Dude!

The Dude:

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...

Walter Sobchak: 

And you know this!

The Dude: 

Yeah, and five fucking years ago you were divorced.

Walter Sobchak: 

So what are you saying? 

When you get divorced you turn in your library card? 

You get a new license? 

You stop being Jewish..? 

I'm as Jewish as fucking Tevye.

The Dude: 

It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue. You're living in the fucking past.

Walter Sobchak: 

Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...

You're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past! 

I'm... Jesus. What the hell happened...