Cack Attack

The P. Diddy and Vince McMahon Scandals

What's great about right now this —

the other reason I'm not like, unhappy, even though 

I'm continuously like are you kidding?! about every, 

every single new thing I'm like “Oh so nothing I've 

ever heard was right right like 

okay right sounds great uh —

I love watching at every level it's collapsing 

and you don't have to do anything except be 

a disgruntled enough employee to be like 

“Fuck it , I'm saying it I don't care.”

So now the P Diddy thing which like for two years, 

I would tell people it's hilar —I mean it's horrific 

but it's also hilarious that it was like the big secret 

that P Diddy had make a bunch of these guys suck his dick 

and do weird shit — “Oh do you think The Government 

doesn’t do it? Well, P Diddy does it.”

“Homes in La and Miami raided by federal agents 

Dude the the conspiracies of P didy are like you know that as above so below that like magical shit the rocket scientists say when they jerk off and look in each other's eyes…..?

what I Duncan will know as above hey ask Duncan but as above so below you've heard that saying yes I want to write a hermetic magic book called uh as the carpet so the drapes by kermis Metra Ginos with all my occult knowledge that I picked up from looking into UFOs uh that like these things are like Reflections all the way up so like at every level of society there's something coll like Vince McMahon went down Empire somebody yeah given out Canadian top hats and chicks at every level there's something I 

I want to joke about it on stage but 

people like you know, nobody follows all the same things anymore 

so it's hard to the things I want to make references about 

there's like no common culture anymore of like we all saw this 

so you got to just burn time explaining the first part of the story 

and uh with Vince McMahon, dude —

I'll ask does anybody know like people that know, know 

like what he did, right or what it's claimed that he did —

It only came out cuz he didn't want 

to pay her the full money if —

if she were paid $3 million to do all horrific things,

and you're like “Yeah I'll do that —” then, 

I'd be like “No well that's not assault…” but this fucker 

didn't want to pay — because he has a history 

of fucking people on shit, and all he had to do 

was pay what he agreed to and — 

she's a disgruntled employee, and 

good for her because that guy shit on her —

They're having a three-way — they don't say 

what position I don't think, I hope it's Eiffel Tower 

and not a blowjob he did this during —

Two-on-one with I'm guessing — Johnny Leonitis, 

I don't know.

Or another executive.

So they're both they're both having sex with this girl,

this man gets up, shits on her head, and then he goes 

“I'm gonna go get — You guys finish-up 

I'm gonna get a shower….”

This what's written in the legal 

he defec — they say “he defecates —” 

“Okay yeah you're — We'll finish up V — I think we're all…

I think we're all done here Vince should we strong 

we're done should we stealman 

his position and should we say —

“He’s an elderly gentleman involved in rigorous activities 

and oftentimes they lose control of their bowels there’s 

a reason why D-pens is associated with old people…”

Well that's a fair —

Listen, if I was his lawyer I would say “Vince is a wonderful man 

who respects women but he's got bad bowels —”

Joe that's a great Steelman and but I would just say respectfully 

the part where he goes I'm in a shower you guys finish up —

right there is where I break with the idea that 

he just lost control 

Well, he didn't want the party to be over 

just because he can't control his bowels — 

it seems very considerate of him (!)

“You guys finish up I'm going to shower I'm sorry the party you go get a 30-minute shower Vince I'll sit here with this chick imagine having sex with someone with someone else's shit on their hair while you're having sex fou smelling this guy's shit, like literally where your face is, 

but I'll finish up oh well hey Miss uh you want you want to finish up you with the that's so insane you with the the stone cold steamer that you got 

oh maybe we'll just chat about nicknames there's nothing CRA depraved act that you just did than the depravity of shitting on people with Fe okay this is it uh one example of McMahon's extreme depravity 

“May 9th 2020 — He  defecated on Miss Grant 

during a threesome and then commanded her 

to continue pleasuring his friend 

with feces in her hair running down her back 

while McMahon went to the bathroom —”

See this part wait wait I didn't see this part —

“Upon his returned from the bathroom 

McMahon and his friend actively resumed the three —

She didn't get in and hose off you showered and 

went back and started fucking the girl who's 

head and back you shit on — 

Why get a shower…..?

oh my God so she didn't shower it says right here —

remain covered in his filth, he got shower 

and she stayed oh my god with a bob sag closer 

on her head like how they just described 

it as his filth — his filth 

I mean is that like is this like a legal document is that a legal term….?

Like, ‘his filth’….? He gave her a Polish Car Wash 

and he goes and cleans himself what the fuck, man?