Thursday 18 March 2021

"A True Story, Word for Word as I Heard It" by Mark Twain

 




For Twain, a humorist from the West, breaking into The Atlantic was an accomplishment he had aspired to for some time. As the author Ron Powers wrote in his biography of Twain, without the friendship and help of the magazine’s editor, William Dean Howells, “Twain might have flared for a while, a regional curiosity among many, and then faded, forgotten.” Ten years after this tale of slavery, Twain would create a literary icon in the escaped slave Jim in The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. 


Above, Twain is pictured with John T. Lewis, who lived near him in Elmira, New York. “I have not known a honester man or a more respect-worthy one,” the author once said of his friend. (Library of Congress)


A fruitful relationship between Samuel Clemens and The Atlantic began in 1869, when William Dean Howells, then an assistant editor, wrote a favorable review of Clemens’s first book, Innocents Abroad. Clemens, who wrote under the name Mark Twain, was so pleased with the review that he stopped by The Atlantic’s offices to meet Howells. The two became friends, and after this first story was published in 1874, Twain’s work began to appear regularly in the magazine.


Twain submitted the manuscript for this piece with the following note: “I enclose … a ‘True Story,’ which has no humor in it … I have not altered the old colored woman’s story except to begin at the beginning, instead of the middle, as she did —and traveled both ways.” The woman in question was Mary Ann Cord (rechristened “Aunt Rachel” here), the cook at his sister-in-law’s farm in Elmira, New York.


Twain’s straightforward writing style marked a dramatic departure from the stilted language and rarefied tastes of the New England literary establishment, and through its embrace of Twain, The Atlantic helped chart a new direction in American literature.


—Sage Stossel

IT WAS SUMMER TIME, and twilight. We were sitting on the porch of the farm-house, on the summit of the hill, and “Aunt Rachel” was sitting respectfully below our level, on the steps,—for she was our servant, and colored. She was of mighty frame and stature; she was sixty years old, but her eye was undimmed and her strength unabated. She was a cheerful, hearty soul, and it was no more trouble for her to laugh than it is for a bird to sing. She was under fire, now, as usual when the day was done. That is to say, she was being chaffed without mercy, and was enjoying it. She would let off peal after peal of laughter, and then sit with her face in her hands and shake with throes of enjoyment which she could no longer get breath enough to express. At such a moment as this a thought occurred to me, and I said : —


“Aunt Rachel, how is it that you ’ve lived sixty years and never had any Trouble?”


She stopped quaking. She paused, and there was a moment of silence. She turned her face over her shoulder toward me, and said, without even a smile in her voice:—


“Misto C , is you in ’arnest?”


It surprised me a good deal; and it sobered my manner and my speech, too. I said : —


“Why, I thought— that is, I meant— why, you can’t have had any trouble. I’ve never heard you sigh, and never seen your eye when there wasn’t a laugh in it.”


She faced fairly around, now, and was full of earnestness.


Has I had any trouble? Misto C , I’s gwyne to tell you, den I leave it to you. I was bawn down ’mongst de slaves; I knows all ’bout slavery, ’case I ben one of ’em my own se’f. Well, sah, my ole man—dat’s my husban’—he was lovin’ an’ kind to me, jist as kind as you is to yo’ own wife. An’ we had chil’en—seven chil’en—an’ we loved dem chil’en jist de same as you loves yo’ chil’en. Dey was black, but de Lord can’t make no chil’en so black but what dey mother loves ’em an’ wouldn’t give ’em up, no, not for anything dat’s in dis whole world.


“Well, sah, I was raised in Ole Fo’-ginny, but my mother she was raised in Maryland; an’ my souls! she was turrible when she’d git started! My lan’! but she’d make de fur fly! When she’d git into dem tantrums, she always had one word dat she said. She’d straighten herse’f up an’ put her fists in her hips an’ say, ‘I want you to understan’ dat I wa’ n’t bawn in de mash to be fool’ by trash! I’s one o’ de ole Blue Hen’s Chickens, I is!’ ’Ca’se, you see, dat’s what folks dat’s bawn in Maryland calls deyselves, an’ dey’s proud of it. Well, dat was her word. I don’t ever forgit it, beca’se she said it so much, an’ beca’se she said it one day when my little Henry tore his wris’ awful, an’ most busted his head, right up at de top of his forehead, an’ de niggers did n’t fly aroun’ fas’ enough to ’tend to him. An’ when dey talk’ back at her, she up an’ she says, ‘Look-a-heah!’ she says, ‘I want you niggers to understan’ dat I wa’ n’t bawn in de mash to be fool’ by trash! I’s one o’ de ole Blue Hen’s Chickens, I is!’ an’ den she clar’ dat kitchen an’ bandage’ up de chile herse’f. So I says dat word, too, when I’s riled.


“Well, bymeby my ole mistis say she’s broke, an’ she got to sell all de niggers on de place. An’ when I heah dat dey gwyne to sell us all off at oction in Richmon’, oh de good gracious! I know what dat mean!”


Aunt Rachel had gradually risen, while she warmed to her subject, and now she towered above us, black against the stars.


“Dey put chains on us an’ put us on a stan’ as high as dis po’ch,—twenty foot high,—an’ all de people stood aroun’, crowds an’ crowds. An’ dey’d come up dah an’ look at us all roun’, an’ squeeze our arm, an’ make us git up an’ walk, an’ den say, ‘Dis one too ole,’ or ‘Dis one lame,’ or ‘Dis one don’t ’mount to much.’ An’ dey sole my ole man, an’ took him away, an’ dey begin to sell my chil’en an’ take dem away, an’ I begin to cry; an’ de man say, ‘Shet up yo’ dam blubberin’,’ an’ hit me on de mouf wid his han’. An’ when de las’ one was gone but my little Henry, I grab’ him clost up to my breas’ so, an’ I ris up an’ says, ‘You shan’t take him away,’ I says; ‘I’ll kill de man dat tetches him!’ I says. But my little Henry whisper an’ say, ‘I gwyne to run away, an’ den I work an’ buy yo’ freedom.’ Oh, bless de chile, he always so good! But dey got him—dey got him, de men did; but I took and tear de clo’es mos’ off of ’em, an’ beat ’em over de head wid my chain; an’ dey give it to me, too, but I did n’t mine dat.


“Well, dah was my ole man gone, an’ all my chil’en, all my seven chil’en—an’ six of ’em I hain’t set eyes on ag’in to dis day, an’ dat’s twenty-two year ago las’ Easter. De man dat bought me b’long’ in Newbern, an’ he took me dah. Well, bymeby de years roll on an’ de waw come. My marster he was a Confedrit colonel, an’ I was his family’s cook. So when de Unions took dat town, dey all run away an’ lef’ me all by myse’f wid de other niggers in dat mons’us big house. So de big Union officers move in dah, an’ dey ask would I cook for dem. ‘Lord bless you,’ says I, ‘dat’s what I’s for.’


“Dey wa’ n’t no small-fry officers, mine you, dey was de biggest dey is; an’ de way dey made dem sojers mosey roun’! De Gen’l he tole me to boss dat kitchen; an’ he say, ‘If anybody come meddlin’ wid you, you jist make ’em walk chalk; don’t you be afeard,’ he say; ‘you’s ’mong frens, now.’


“Well, I thinks to myse’f, if my little Henry ever got a chance to run away, he ’d make to de Norf, o’ course. So one day I comes in dah whah de big officers was, in de parlor, an’ I drops a kurtchy, so, an’ I up an’ tole ’em ’bout my Henry, dey a-listenin’ to my troubles jist de same as if I was white folks; an’ I says, ‘What I come for is beca’se if he got away and got up Norf whah you gemmen comes from, you might ’a’ seen him, maybe, an’ could tell me so as I could fine him ag’in; he was very little, an’ he had a sk-yar on his lef’ wris’, an’ at de top of his forehead.’ Den dey mournful, an’ de Gen’l say, ‘How long sence you los’ him?’ an’ I say, ‘Thirteen year.’ Den de Gen’l say, ‘He would n’t be little no mo’, now—he’s a man!’


“I never thought o’ dat befo’! He was only dat little feller to me, yit. I never thought ’bout him growin’ up an’ bein’ big. But I see it den. None o’ de gemmen had run acrost him, so dey could n’t do nothin’ for me. But all dat time, do’ I did n’t know it, my Henry was run off to de Norf, years an’ years, an’ he was a barber, too, an’ worked for hisse’f. An’ bymeby, when de waw come, he ups an’ he says, ‘I’s done barberin’,’ he says; ‘I’s gwyne to fine my ole mammy, less’n she’s dead.’ So he sole out an’ went to whah dey was recruitin’, an’ hired hisse’f out to de colonel for his servant; an’ den he went all froo de battles everywhah, huntin’ for his ole mammy; yes indeedy, he’d hire to fust one officer an’ den another, tell he ’d ransacked de whole Souf; but you see I did n’t know nuffin ’bout dis. How was I gwyne to know it?


“Well, one night we had a big sojer ball; de sojers dah at Newbern was always havin’ balls an’ carryin’ on. Dey had ’em in my kitchen, heaps o’ times, ’ca’se it was so big. Mine you, I was down on sich doin’s; beca’se my place was wid de officers, an’ it rasp’ me to have dem common sojers cavortin’ roun’ my kitchen like dat. But I alway’ stood aroun’ an’ kep’ things straight, I did; an’ sometimes dey’d git my dander up, an’ den I’d make ’em clar dat kitchen, mine I tell you!


“Well, one night—it was a Friday night—dey comes a whole plattoon f’m a nigger ridgment dat was on guard at de house,—de house was head-quarters, you know,—an’ den I was jist a-bilin’! Mad? I was jist a-boomin’! I swelled aroun’, an’ swelled aroun’; I jist was a-itchin’ for ’em to do somefin for to start me. An’ dey was a-waltzin’ an a-dancin’! my! but dey was havin’ a time! an’ I jist a-swellin’ an’ a-swellin’ up! Pooty soon, ’long comes sich a spruce young nigger a-sailin’ down de room wid a yaller wench roun’ de wais’; an’ roun’ an’ roun’ an’ roun’ dey went, enough to make a body drunk to look at ’em; an’ when dey got abreas’ o’ me, dey went to kin’ o’ balancin’ aroun’, fust on one leg, an’ den on t’other, an’ smilin’ at my big red turban, an’ makin’ fun, an’ I ups an’ says, ‘Git along wid you!—rubbage!’ De young man’s face kin’ o’ changed, all of a sudden, for ’bout a second, but den he went to smilin’ ag’in, same as he was befo’. Well, ’bout dis time, in comes some niggers dat played music an’ b’long’ to de ban’, an’ dey never could git along widout puttin’ on airs. An’ de very fust air dey put on dat night, I lit into ’em! Dey laughed, an’ dat made me wuss. De res’ o’ de niggers got to laughin’, an’ den my soul alive but I was hot! My eye was jist a-blazin’! I jist straightened myself up, so,—jist as I is now, plum to de ceilin’, mos’,—an’ I digs my fists into my hips, an’ I says, ‘Look-a-heah!’ I says, ‘I want you niggers to understan’ dat I wa’ n’t bawn in de mash to be fool’ by trash! I’s one o’ de ole Blue Hen’s Chickens, I is!’ an’ den I see dat young man stan’ a-starin’ an’ stiff, lookin’ kin’ o’ up at de ceilin’ like he fo’got somefin, an’ could n’t ’member it no mo’. Well, I jist march’ on dem niggers,—so, lookin’ like a gen’l,—an’ dey jist cave’ away befo’ me an’ out at de do’. An’ as dis young man was a-goin’ out, I heah him say to another nigger, ‘Jim,’ he says, ‘you go ’long an’ tell de cap’n I be on han’ ’bout eight o’clock in de mawnin’; dey’s somefin on my mine,’ he says; ‘I don’t sleep no mo’ dis night. You go ’long,’ he says, ‘an’ leave me by my own se’f.’


“Dis was ’bout one o’clock in de mawnin’. Well, ’bout seven, I was up an’ on han’, gittin’ de officers’ breakfast. I was a-stoopin’ down by de stove,—jist so, same as if yo’ foot was de stove,—an’ I’d opened de stove do wid my right han’,—so, pushin’ it back, jist as I pushes yo’ foot,—an’ I’d jist got de pan o’ hot biscuits in my han’ an’ was ’bout to raise up, when I see a black face come aroun’ under mine, an’ de eyes a-lookin’ up into mine, jist as I’s a-lookin’ up clost under yo’ face now; an’ I jist stopped right dah, an’ never budged! jist gazed, an’ gazed, so; an’ de pan begin to tremble, an’ all of a sudden I knowed! De pan drop’ on de flo’ an’ I grab his lef’ han’ an’ shove back his sleeve,—jist so, as I’s doin’ to you,—an’ den I goes for his forehead an’ push de hair back, so, an’ ‘Boy!’ I says, ‘if you an’t my Henry, what is you doin’ wid dis welt on yo’ wris’ an’ dat sk-yar on yo’ forehead? De Lord God ob heaven be praise’, I got my own ag’in!’


“Oh, no, Misto C , I hain’t had no Trouble. An’ no joy!”

RoboCop Rides Out

"This Guy is REALLY Good..!!"
 
 
RoboCop 1987 - birth & reveal scene clip [longer version]- HD 720p
 
OCP Vice-President Bob Morton,
RoboCop's Father :
 Reed --
 
Captain Reed :
Yeah?
 
OCP Vice-President Bob Morton,
RoboCop's Father :
He needs a car.
 
[Reed tosses him The Keys]
 
RoboCop :
Thank you.
 
 
The Old Man :
I've been very patient, Johnson. 
Five months. 
 
 
Johnson,
Robocop’s Kindly Uncle :
Who's that? 
 
R&D Guy :
That's Dr. Juliette Faxx. 
She's just moved up, 
to head the Attitude Adjustment team. 
 

The Old Man :
Five months. Ninety million dollars! 
I want to see some results. 
 
 
Yes, sir. I'll show you what we have. 
 
OCP pioneered cyborg technology. 
And now we take a quantum leap forward. 
State-of-the-art destructive capabilities... commanded by a unique combination of software and organic systems. 
 
In every way, an improvement over the original. 
It gives me great pleasure to introduce to you, Robocop 2. 

You are under arrest. 
Stop, or I'll shoot. 
Stop, or I'll shoot... 
 
OCP is proud to present the future of urban pacification: Robocop 2. 


The Old Man : 
Ninety Million. 
They all go crazy.
Robots with emotional problems. 

Dr. Faxx : 
No sir, no sir, not robots, cyborgs. 
Cybernetic organisms. 
We use living human tissue 
and that's our whole problem, sir. 
 

Johnson,
Robocop’s Kindly Uncle :
The candidates were all fine men, 
respected Police Officers. 
I reviewed their files, myself. 

Dr. Faxx : 
Sir, Police Officers may not be 
The Best candidates for our purposes. 
They're a physical bunch -- 
They're macho, body-proud. 
Finding themselves stripped of all that, 
there's no wonder they become suicidal. 


Johnson,
Robocop’s Kindly Uncle : 
Our one success was a cop. 
 
Dr. Faxx :
Well, yes, Mr. Johnson. Alex Murphy. 
Top of his class, devout Irish Catholic, Family Man -- 
 
Everything in his profile indicates a 
Fierce sense of Duty. 
That's probably what kept him alive. 
 

Johnson,
Robocop’s Kindly Uncle :
With due respect, Dr. Faxx, 
your area of expertise is Psychology. 
Not Robotics. 
 
The Old Man :
There's no harm in hearing The Young Lady out, is there? 
 

Johnson,
Robocop’s Kindly Uncle :
No, sir. 
 
Dr. Faxx :
Thank you, sir. 
I believe that Murphy's case was unusual, but not unique. 
We can find Someone Else. 
Someone to whom the prospect might even be... desirable. 
 

Johnson,
Robocop’s Kindly Uncle :
Sir, I've never met anyone who wanted to be a robot. 
 
Well, it would require a screening process...
one I'd be happy to supervise. 
 
The cost would be negligible. 
And, uh... it'd be a shame to waste all the work that's been done, wouldn't it? 
 
The Old Man :
It certainly would, my dear. 
Go to it. Report to me, directly. 
 
Yes, sir.
 
The Old Man :
You could learn a thing or two from that girl, Johnson.

Harker



The Lawyer, Johnathan Harker has fallen and lies prone, weak and enfeebled upon the ramparts of Castle Dracula, 
unable to move, and barely able to speak -- 

He is Dying.

HARKER :
Spare me. 

DRACULA :
How? 

LAUGHS

DRACULA :
Answer me. Johnny, "How?"
How do I spare you? 


[ Meanwhile, back in The Present -- ]

VAN HELSING :
How indeed, Mr Harker? 
Mr Harker? Mr Harker... 
...you were about to explain 
How You escaped from The Castle. 

HARKER :
Yes. Y-you've read My Account. 

VAN HELSING :
Yes. Perhaps it will help to refresh your memory. 

(She shows him the ledger, and 
he reads, with growing alarm.)

"Dracula Will be Served." 
What is this? 
"Dracula is My Master." 
"Dracula Will be obeyed. Dra... 
"Dracula is the beginning and the end. 
"Dracula is all things. Dracula is God." 
What? I-I didn't write this. 

VAN HELSING :
When you were first brought here, 
you asked for a pen and paper. 
You were up all day and all night, 
and this is what you wrote. 

HARKER :
No, no, no, no, no. 
I-I thought I'd... 

VAN HELSING :
You thought you'd written an account of your stay at Castle Dracula. 
The only account you've given is the account you're giving right now
It's time to finish your story. 

DRACULA: 
Johnny, how? 
How do I spare you? How? 

HARKER :
(weakly)
Let me go. 

DRACULA :
You know why I'm going to England. 
You know that I'm going to kill people. 
A lot of them. As many as I need -- 
And perhaps even more...

HARKER :
But... 
(COUGHS)
..I won't... 

DRACULA :
You won't what? 
Oh, you won't tell anyone about me? 
Or try to stop me? 

You'll just let me slaughter all those innocents, 
No Questions Asked? 
LAUGHS 
Some lawyer you turned out to be, Johnny! 

HARKER :
I promise. I...I swe... 
I...I swear. I... I... I swear. 


DRACULA :
All right, then. Do that

HARKER :
(gasping
What

DRACULA :

Swear
I'm going to England to destroy everything and everyone you love, 
but if you give me Your Word that you won't try to stop me... 

..I'll spare you. 

HARKER :
It's a trick. 

DRACULA :
Give me Your Word. 

HARKER :
SOBBING: 
No... You're going to kill me anyway. 

DRACULA :
Look me in the eye 
and give me Your Word

HARKER :
Count Dracula... 
..I give you My Word. 
If you let me out of this place... 
..if you let me live... ..then I... 
..then I will do everything in My Power to Stop You

DRACULA :
Quite right

That's My Johnny. 
Welcome to The Mountaintop

BONES CRUNCH 

Back in The Present :

HARKER :
I'm not breathing....

VAN HELSING : 
Sometimes you do, but I think it's mostly habit. 
You have no heartbeat, either. 

HARKER :
I'm Dead. 

VAN HELSING :
Undead. But apparently, not yet a vampire. 
One must cling on to any good news that there is


WOLF HOWLS IN THE DISTANCE 

HARKER :
I Do Not Serve Dracula. 

VAN HELSING :
No, but he's in Your Mind. 

The Question is
Why are you not in one of His Boxes? 

HARKER :
I don't know. 

VAN HELSING :
It's not something one ever anticipates asking, but 
What Happened AFTER You were Murdered? 

[ Back at Castle Dracula : ]

DRACULA :
Oh, my goodness, that was quick. 

WHEEZES AND GASPS 

DRACULA :
Johnny, Johnny, Johnny... 
Usually, people have a lie-down first. 

GASPS 
DRACULA CHUCKLES 

You're going to be a lively one, aren't you? 
You came back so quickly

That was impressive. 
You even have the beginnings of 
a Will of Your Own
None of the others have much beyond Hunger
but look at you go

Well, don't you see? 
This changes everything
Stay. Stay! You could be 
My Finest Bride. 

The others just became beasts
but you've kept Your Spirit.

Johnny, You're Like Me

HARKER :
I am not Like You! 

PIERCING SCREAM SCREAMING CONTINUES SCREAMING ECHOES 


[ Back in The Present, again. ]

HARKER :
That's everything. 
That's... That's all I remember. 


VAN HELSING :
But why did he scream? 
What did you do? 

HARKER :
Nothing, I did nothing. 
I... I looked at him, and the next thing I remember was that I was here. 

VAN HELSING :
Oh, yes, yes, never mind that. 
We know what happened next. 

HARKER :
No, I... I don't... I don't remember. 

The River bore you out to sea, 
and the fishermen found you, caught in their net.

A drowned man walking and talking arouses a certain amount of curiosity, and you were brought to me, 
babbling of a girl called Mina whose face you had forgotten 
and an evil count who had stolen your soul

HARKER :
Why was I brought to you? 

VAN HELSING :
I am known to have some expertise in the realm of witchcraft and the occult. 

HARKER :
You're a nun! 

VAN HELSING :
We can discuss my imperfectly-suppressed fascination with everything Dark and Evil another time. 
For now, we will focus on why Dracula screamed. 

HARKER SIGHS 

VAN HELSING :
You were facing The Sun! 
Yes. I have sought to find God all My Life, 
and never found a sign of Him anywhere. 
Why now
Why you? Why him

HARKER :
I don't understand. 

VAN HELSING :
Then, think! 
Count Dracula fears The Cross. 
He fears the symbol of our Lord. 

HARKER :
The Girl didn't. 

VAN HELSING :
Never mind The Girl. 
She was nothing. 

Dracula, Prince among Vampires, fears The Cross. 
Do you understand what that means

HARKER :
No. Tell me. 

VAN HELSING :
God is Real
God is real, and I've found him at last. 

HARKER :
You have found The Devil. 

VAN HELSING :
If it takes the Devil to bring me to My Lord, then I say, 
"Bring on the Devil!" 

HARKER :
(SCOFFS)
I don't! 

VAN HELSING :
And why not
God saved you for a reason, don't you think? 


HARKER :
I'm not Saved! I'm Nothing. 

VAN HELSING :
Would Mina think that? 


HARKER :
If she could see me, yes, she would. 
Look at me. I can't even remember Her Face. 

VAN HELSING :
Yes. I think you have proven that to our satisfaction. 

SISTER ANGELA 
WEEPS 

VAN HELSING :
Mr Harker, I apologise for the deception. 
It was necessary she heard the story from your own lips. 
You may have forgotten your fiancee's face... 
....but I have not lost you yet

A : His Destiny.



MULDER : 
I understand what you're saying, but I, I, 
I just need to keep looking.

SCULLY: 
Yeah, well —

Don't Look Too Hard. 
You might not like what you find.

MULDER: 
Isn't that what, uh, Doctor Zaius said to Charlton Heston
at the end of "Planet of the Apes?"

SCULLY: 
And look What Happened.


••••••••


(Dr. Ivanov rolls up to them, an umbrella attached to his wheelchair. Bambi, also holding an umbrella, watches him intently.)

Dr. IVANOV: 
Agent Mulder? 
They told me I could locate you here. 

Those, uh, segments you showed me earlier... 
May I examine them again?

(Mulder shrugs and reaches into his pocket.)

MULDER: 
Well, they're completely desiccated... 
just like the molted exoskeleton.

(He hands the bag to Ivanov.)

Dr. BAMBI BERENBAUM: 
You know, many insects don't develop wings until their last molting stage. 

Perhaps whatever these things •were•, 
they had their final molt and have flown off back to wherever they originated.

SCULLY: [sarcastically] 
Yeah, •that• would explain everything.....

(Mulder looks at her and is about to say something when Ivanov cuts him off.)

Dr. IVANOV: 
May I borrow this, Agent Mulder, 
for further study?

MULDER: 
Well, I've already had a similar sample analyzed, 
it's nothing but common metals. 

What do you hope to find from it?

Dr. BAMBI BERENBAUM: 
His Destiny.

Dr. IVANOV:
Isn't that what Doctor Zaius said to Zira 
at the end of "The Planet of the Apes....?"

(She nods, smiling.)

Dr. BAMBI BERENBAUM: 
It's one of my favorite movies.

Dr. IVANOV: 
Mine too. 
I love science fiction.

Jurisdiction

The Jail Escape in Rambo: First Blood (1982)

Will!

Looks like
he wants to turn himself in,

There's one man dead!

It's not my fault!
I don't want any more hurt!

Freeze!

Stand right where you are!
Give yourself up!

But I didn't DO anything!


Boy, don't make a move!
I'll blow your head off!

I didn't DO anything!






I could've killed them all.

I could have killed you,

In town, you're The Law,
Out here, it's me.

Don't push it!

Don't push it, or I'll give you
a war you won't believe.

Let it go!

Let it go!

All right, Coming in,

- Come on. Get back,
- Move back, you guys, Move back,

Captain, can we have a comment
on what's happening?

How bad is the situation?
Captain, we need some...

Dnly good thing
to come out of this mess,, .

Is the business
we're doing in town.

Reporters are drinking
the place dry.

You look like you're ready to keel over, Will.

Why don't you go home?
It's my problem now.

Your Problem?
Listen, Dave, don't give me any of your horseshit about jurisdiction on this one, you understand?

Would you like me to step outside?

Just finish up what you're doing,

Somewhere in this rugged mountain countryside, possibly above the snow line, shrouded in mist, the fugitive John Rambo is hiding.

Units of the State Police, along with local members of the National Guard are now being mobilized,

What still remains unexplained by local authorities is just how and where the former Green Beret came into possession of the weapons with which he allegedly killed one deputy sheriff and tried to kill six others.

Only their skilled training in Police Enforcement Techniques saved their lives.

Word is that the fugitive will be in custody in a matter of hours.

Here's the maps, Will,
Will, there's something I think you ought to know.

Talk to you later. Dkay?
What is it, Lester?
What is it? Spit it out!

Well, I was, I was just talking to Mitch, and he was saying that
Galt and a couple deputies were, uh, 
a little hard on the guy,

Assholes!
Doesn't make one goddamn bit of difference, Dave,
and you know it!

Look, if one of My Deputies....
Gets out of line with A Prisoner, 
then The Prisoner comes to me with it!

If I find out it's like he says,
I kick the deputy's ass!

Me! The Law!
That's The Way it's got to be!
People start fuckin' around with The Law, 
and all HELL breaks loose!

Whatever possessed God in Heaven to make 
A Man Like Rambo?

God didn't make Rambo --
I made him.


Who the hell are you?

Sam Trautman,
Colonel Samuel Trautman.

We're a little busy, Colonel
What can I do for you?

I've come to get My Boy.

Your Boy?

I recruited him,
I trained him.
I commanded him in Vietnam for three years.
I'd say that makes him mine.

I wonder why the Pentagon would send a full-bird Colonel down here to handle this.

The Army thought I might be able to help,

I don't know in what way, Rambo's a civilian now. 
He's my problem.

I don't think you understand --
I didn't come here to rescue Rambo from you, 
I came here to rescue you from him.

Well, we all appreciate your concern, Colonel
I will try to be extra careful

I'm just amazed that he allowed
any of your posse to live,

Is that right?

Strictly speaking, he slipped up.
You're lucky to be breathing.

That's just Great!

Colonel, you came out here
to find out., .

Why one of your machines
blew a gasket.

You don't seem to want
to accept the fact, .,

that you're dealing with an expert
in guerrilla warfare.

With a man who's the best, .,

with guns, with knives,
with his bare hands,

A man who's been trained
to ignore pain,

ignore weather,
to live off the land,

to eat things that would make
a billy goat puke,

In Vietnam, his job was
to dispose of enemy personnel

To kill. Period,

Win by attrition,

Well, Rambo was the best,

Okay, Colonel, you got us all
scared to death,

What do you and the Special Forces
think I ought to do, .,

about your psycho out there?

Let him go.

- Do what?
- For now,

Diffuse the whole situation.
Diffuse him,

Provide a little gap
and let him slip through it.

Then put out
a nationwide APB,

In a couple of weeks, you'll pick him up
in Seattle or someplace,

working in a car wash,

There'll be no fight,
Nobody else will get hurt.

I do my own work,

I won't close my eyes and hope
he gets picked up in Seattle.

If you send your people in there
after him, they'll get killed,

We're just a small,
hick town sheriff's department,

but we're expected
to do our duty., .

Just like our heroes
in the Special Forces,

In Special Forces, we teach our people
to stay alive in the line of duty.

I never thought of that.

You want a war you can't win?

Are you telling me that 200 men
against your boy is a no-win situation for us?

You send that many,
don't forget one thing.

What?

A good supply of body bags.