Saturday, 23 March 2019

Do Not Attempt to F**k G*d



You. Flock of Seagulls. 
You know why we're here? 
Why don't you tell my man Vince here where you got the shit hid. 


It's over... 

I don't remember askin' you a goddamned thing! 

You were sayin'? 

It's in the cupboard. 

N-No, the one by your kn-knees. 


We happy? Vincent? 
We happy?

Yeah, we happy. 


Look, I'm sorry, uh, l... I didn't get your name. 


I got yours. Vincent. 
Right? 

[ And Now He Has to Kill You, Genius. ]



B-But I never got yours. 



My name's Pitt — 



And your ass ain't talkin' your way outta this shit. 


No, no, no. 
I just want you to know how... 
I just want you to know how sorry we are th-that things got so fucked up... 
with us and Mr. Wallace. 

W-We got into this thing with the best intentions. 
Really. I never... 

!!! BANG !!!

Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? 
I didn't mean to do that. 
Please. Continue. 
You were saying something about 
"best intentions." 
What's the matter? 

Oh, you were finished! 
Oh, well, allow me to retort. 

What does Marsellus Wallace look like? 


What?! 



What country you from? 


What?!

"What" ain't no country I ever heard of!
They speak English in What? 

W-What? 

English, motherfucker! 

Do-you-speak-it?


Yes! 


Then you know what I'm sayin'! 



Yes. Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!


What?! I... 

Say "What?!" again! 
Say "What?!" again! 

I dare ya! I double dare you, motherfucker! 
Say "What?!" one more goddamn time!





H-H-He's black. 


Go on!

He's bald!




Does he look like a bitch?


What? 

Does-He-Look... like a bitch? 

No!

Then why you tryin' to fuck him like a bitch? 

I didn't.

Yes, you did. 
Yes, you did, Brett!
You tried to fuck him.


No, no. 

But God don't like to be fucked by anybody except Mrs. God.

You read the Bible, Brett? 

Yes! Well, there's this passage I got memorized. 

Sort of fits this occasion. 

Ezekiel 25:17 :


"The Path of The Righteous Man is beset on all sides by 
The Inequities of The Selfish 
and The Tyranny of Evil Men. 


Blessed is He, who In the Name of Charity and Goodwill, Shepherds The Weak through The Valley of Darkness, 
for He is Truly His Brother's Keeper, 
and 
The Finder of Lost Children. 

And I will strike down upon Thee with Grrrrrreat Vengeance,
and Fuuuuurious Anger
those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers! And you will know My name is the Lord... when I lay My vengeance upon thee!" 



GOD :
I think you gonna find... 
when all this shit is over and done... 
I think you're gonna find yourself one smilin' motherfucker. 

The thing is, Butch, right now... 
you got ability. 

But painful as it may be, ability... 
don't last. 

And your days are just about over. 

Now, that's a hard motherfuckin' Fact of Life. 

But that's a Fact of Life your ass is gonna have to get realistic about. 

You see, This Business is filled to the brim with unrealistic motherfuckers. 


Motherfuckers who thought their ass would age like wine. 

If you mean it turns to vinegar... 
it does. 

If you mean it gets better with age... 
it don't. 

Besides, Butch, how many fights you think you got in you anyway? 
Two? 
Boxers don't have an old-timers' day. 
You came close, 
but you never made it. 

And if you were gonna make it, 
you would have made it before now. 

You My Priest? 


Certainly appears so. 


The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. 

That's Pride fuckin' with you. 

Fuck Pride

Pride only hurts.
It never helps. 
You fight through that shit. '

Cause a year from now, when you kickin' it in the Caribbean, you gonna say to yourself, 
"God was right." 


I got no problem with that, Mr. God. 


In the 5th, your ass goes down. 
Say it. 



In the fifth, my ass goes down.

Danny The Wizard








As a child you would wait
And watch from far away
But you always knew that you'd be the one
That work while they all play
In youth you'd lay
Awake at night and scheme
Of all the things that you would change
But it was just a dream!
Here we are, don't turn away now,
We are the warriors that built this town
Here we are, don't turn away now
We are the warriors that built this town
From dust.
Will come
When you'll have to rise
Above the best and prove yourself
Your spirit never dies!
Farewell, I've gone to take my throne above
But don't weep for me
'Cause this will be
The labor of my love
Here we are, don't turn away now
We are the warriors that built this town
Here we are, don't turn away now,
We are the warriors that built this town
From dust.
Here we are, don't turn away now
We are the warriors that built this town
Here we are, don't turn away now
We are the warriors that built this town
From dust



Shotgun!







The garden was blessed by the Gods of me and you
We headed West to find ourselves some truth, oh
What you're waiting for?
What you're waiting for?
We counted all our reasons, excuses that we made
We found ourselves some treasure, and threw it all away
What you're waiting for?
What you're waiting for?
What you're waiting for?
What you're waiting for?
When I dance alone, and the Suns's bleeding down
Blame it on me
When I lose control and the veil's overused
Blame it on me
What you're waiting for?
What you're waiting for?
Caught in the tide of blossom, caught in the carnival
Your confidence forgotten, and I see the gypsies run
What you're waiting for?
What you're waiting for?
What you're waiting for?
What you're waiting for?
When I dance alone, and the Suns's bleeding down
Blame it on me
When I lose control and the veil's overused
Blame it on me
What you're waiting for?
What you're waiting for?
What you're waiting for?
What you're waiting for?
When I dance alone, and the Suns's bleeding down
Blame it on me
When I lose control and the veil's overused
Blame it on me
When I dance alone, I know I'll go
Blame it on me oh
When I'll lose control, I know I'll go
Blame it on me oh
What you're waiting for?
What you're waiting for?
What you're waiting for?
What you're waiting for?



Homegrown alligator, see you later
Gotta hit the road, gotta hit the road
The sun it changed in the atmosphere
Architecture unfamiliar 
I can get used to this
Time flies by in the yellow and green
Stick around and you'll see what I mean
There's a mountaintop that I'm dreaming of
If you need me you know were I'll be
I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun
Feeling like a someone
I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun
Feeling like a someone
The south of the equator, navigate it
Gotta hit the road, gotta hit the road
Deep-sea diving 'round the clock, bikini bottoms, lager tops
I could get used to this
Time flies by in the yellow and green
Stick around and you'll see what I mean
There's a mountaintop that I'm dreaming of
If you need me you know were I'll be
I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun
Feeling like a someone
I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun
Feeling like a someone
We got two in the front
Two in the back
Sailing along
And we don't look back
Time flies by in the yellow and green
Stick around and you'll see what I mean
There's a mountaintop that I'm dreaming of
If you need me you know were I'll be
I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun
Feeling like a someone
I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun
Feeling like a someone
I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun
Feeling like a someone
I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun
Feeling like a someone, a someone, a someone, someone









Wonder Woman | Warriors - Imagine Dragons




Tony Stark - 
We're all Warriors - We're all Willing.

Namor - 
"No, YOU are a Warrior, 
I am a KING.  

Tony Stark - 
Not up in Here, you're not.


- King Namor Punches Stark Through The Wall, Clear Out of The Building and into The Sea. -

Narcissistic Fathers




Narcissistic Fathers – 
Healing Yourself and Protecting Your Children From A Toxic Upbringing





"I'm not sure if it's a coincidence that Me and Stephen [Spielberg] grew up in the same environment - same with Marty [Scorsese].



Well, a Director is just someone who has a fetish about making The World the way he wants it - Sort of Narcissistic."

That's you....?

"All Directors....

They're vaugely like Emperors."



"We are all Redeemed Through Our Children....
I Genuinely Believe That."


- Lucas.



George Lucas is Crazy.

He identifies with Don Quixote
An Old Man with Dementia who thought he could Save The World from an epidemic of incivility simply by acting like a Knight.



His Religion was Decency.


And he spent a lifetime fighting its Enemies.

I wish he could be here to learn the name of his successor like I just did.

Our new boss, the new president of ACN, is MacKenzie McHale.



So This fight is just getting started.
'Cause he taught the rest of us to be crazy, too.


You are a Man, George.
You are a Great, Big Man.


ANSWER THE CALL



SUTTON

Phoneshop - Mr Wise (A Owl)


You'd Better Fucking Ring Me, Toast....

Thursday, 21 March 2019

We Ride.





Ah, ah!

We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow

HAMMER OF THE GODS

We'll drive our ships to new lands,
To fight The Horde, singing and crying,
'Valhalla, I am coming!'

On we sweep with threshing oar,
Our only goal will be The Western Shore

Ah, ah!
Ah, ah!

We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow

How soft your fields so green,
Can whisper tales of gore,
Of how we calmed the tides of war

WE ARE YOUR OVERLORDS

On we sweep with threshing oar,
Our only goal will be The Western Shore!

So now you'd better stop 
and rebuild all your ruins,
For peace and trust can win the day
Despite of all your losing —

Wednesday, 20 March 2019

How She Does It




"How Do You Think She Does it...?"

"I Don't Know!"

"What Makes Her So Good...?"

The Who,
Pinball Wizard


How He Does It




"How Do You Think He Does it...?"

"I Don't Know!"

"What Makes Him So Good...?"

The Who,
Pinball Wizard



















What are you doing? 


I'm just looking at the bedroom of a small boy.

We've got to finish the renovation on the apartment and then sell it.

We need a house with a pile of leaves in front on a flat street where he can ride a bike.



You didn't speak at the burial.



Yeah.



You were going to say a few words.



I know.



What's going on? 


I just don't know what to say.

Every time I think of something, it's reductive.



Well, I think everyone would like to hear from you before they leave.




I've put something aside to give you.



Mrs. Skinner.



Nancy.



Nancy.

I have to tell you I may have contributed to Charlie's heart attack.

I may have caused it.

There was a story Charlie wanted me to do and I didn't want to do it.

And he got angry and -



Are you talking about the Princeton student? 


Am I - Yeah.




He didn't want to do that story either.

He was praying you were gonna fight him on it.

The last seven weeks were hell for him since Leona sold the network to Pruit.

He wasn't angry that you guys were fighting him.

He was counting on it.

He loved you, Don.

And he was so proud of you.

I doubt you killed him.



That had to be hard to say to me and I appreciate it, but I don't care.



I care what you did for him while he was alive.


Anyway, this is silly, but I want you to have it.


Thank you.



Excuse me.



Sure.



How you doing? 



My grandfather died.



Well, you know, kid, I'm sorry, but I've got my own problems.

My Best Friend died.

Wait a second - You think there's a chance we're talking about the same person? 


You know we are.

Where's Your Brother Bo? 



He's probably in the garage.

He's always there.

He's got a band.



Would you take me to him? 


Sure.



Bo.



Hey.


Hello.

The place looks great.



Thanks.

We're pretty good.

Not great, but maybe one day.



Yeah? You mind? 



No.

That's right, you play guitar on the side.


I'm a news anchor on the side.



Listen, can I ask you something? 


Sure.



Was he - 

Between the time he had the heart attack and the time he died, do you think he would have been in a lot of pain? 



You know - That's exactly the kind of question he'd have asked.


PAUSE


They'd have sedated him.




You think he was scared? 


PAUSE


I Wasn't There.

When it happened, I Wasn't There.


PAUSE


I know a song you like.




If you love somebody enough 

You follow wherever they go 

That's how I got to Memphis 

That's how I got to Memphis 


If you love somebody enough 

You'll go where your heart wants to go 

That's how I got to Memphis 

That's how I got to Memphis - Can you play that thing? 


Yeah.


Go to The Five.



I know if you'd seen her, 

You'd tell me 

'Cause You are My Friend 

I've got to find her 

Find out the trouble she's in - Jim Harper's Here.


If you tell me she's not here 

I'll follow the trail of her tears 

That's how I got to Memphis 

That's how I got to Memphis 

She would get mad and she used to say 

She'd go back to Memphis someday 

That's how I got to Memphis 

That's how I got to Memphis 

I haven't eaten a bite I haven't slept three days or nights 

That's how I got to Memphis 

That's how I got to Memphis - Here comes a fancy solo.


Hit it! Go! 


Oh, yeah.


Oh, damn.


Oh, that's sweet.

Whoo! 


Thank you.


I've got to find her 

And tell her that I love her so 

I'll never rest 

Till I find out why she had to go 

Thank you for your precious time - Whoo! 

Please forgive me if I start to cry 

That's how I got to Memphis 

That's how I got to Memphis.




Will, MacKenzie says it's time to head back to the studio.

Thank you.

I know your parents' divorce has been tough.

I know you talked to your grandfather about it a lot.

I'd be good at that, too.

Or if you just want to play music.

Thanks.

Come on, Ned.

- Wonderful service.

- It was, wasn't it? - I'm so glad you came.

- Oh, God There he is.

Will.

By any chance, did you tell anyone about the pregnancy? No, absolutely not.

You're not supposed to do that - till after the first semester.

- Trimester.

Tess, Kendra, Tamara, and Martin tricked me into telling them.

Congratulations, you guys.

That's gonna be one good-looking kid.

And then they might have told some people.

- Will, could I have a word? - Yeah.

You know what I always thought would be fun if I was a parent? You teach your kid something wrong like wood comes from birds and you see how long you can keep it going.

They're all grown up and at a dinner party and people are admiring the table and your kid says, "It took a lot of sparrows to make that table.

" But people have different parenting styles.

There's no right way or wrong way.

Maybe there's a wrong way.

- What was that? - We should go to the car.

You're not going to be reductive.

- Are you sure you don't want to say anything? - Yeah, I'm good.

Okay.

Excuse me! Excuse me.

Excuse me, everybody.

- Shh, shh, shh.

- I just want to say People I've been trying to piece together what happened last Monday night.

People have been giving me their accounts.

Seems everyone feels responsible for Charlie dying and, of course, that's ridiculous.

It was Sloan.

Charlie Skinner was crazy.

He identified with Don Quixote, an old man with dementia who thought he could save the world from an epidemic of incivility simply by acting like a knight.

His religion was decency.

And he spent a lifetime fighting its enemies.

I wish he could be here to learn the name of his successor like I just did.

Our new boss, the new president of ACN, is MacKenzie McHale.

So this fight is just getting started.

'Cause he taught the rest of us to be crazy, too.

You were a Man, Charlie.

You were a great, big Man.












Name that tune.

Play a little more.

Tom T.

Hall.

"That's How I Got to Memphis.

" You do play a little guitar on the side.

I do a little news anchoring on the side.

Since when do you listen to country? My grandson Bo, Katie's oldest, has a garage band.

Ask me what instrument he plays.

- Guitar.

- All of them.

Seriously, he's a savant.

You put an instrument in his hands, give him a day, and he can play it.

So I was at their house last weekend and I wander out to the garage and see Bo teaching "That's How I Got to Memphis" to his friends.

And I ask him, "What's a kid from New Rochelle doing singing about Memphis?" He said, "Memphis is a stand-in for wherever you are right now.

That it really means that's how I got here.

" - Will.

- Yeah? You did a five minute and 20 second block on the weather tonight.

Weather rates.

- I saw you're speaking at Northwestern.

- Yeah.

- To journalism students.

- Yeah.

Are you going to tell the kids that weather rates? - What do you want from me? - The news.

I've got the second highest rated newscast on cable.

I don't give a shit.

I know that, Charlie.

That's why I have to.

Have you ever thought about having kids? You mean adopting? Adopting, abducting.

Meeting somebody, getting married.

Whatever it takes.

I haven't considered abducting anyone, - but I've thought about the others.

- And? Well, first of all, I'm now in my 50s and I need to consider that I'm gonna die and will my kid be old enough to handle it when I do? There's no age at which you're okay with your father dying.

But there's a difference between being an adult and dropping a piano on a kid.

You don't look to me like you're gonna die anytime soon.

And if you got hit by an ice cream truck, they'd still have you as a father for a while.

Yeah, I'm not sure that's a prize.

Why? I've read plenty of experts who say that whatever undiagnosed shit my father has can be hereditary.

Your father's an alcoholic, you're not.

I'm talking about He's obviously lived his life with some kind of severe depression.

Your depression isn't chemical.

- Who says I'm depressed? - I do.

Will, you're so much better than the show you're doing.

I'm tired of this.

It's the second highest Highest rated hour of congratulations.

Palm Sunday mass in St.

Peter's Square, Benedict tells tens of thousands of people, as well as the rest of the world, about the recent petty gossip His words That he's been subjected to.

That he's been subjected to.

Petty gossip.

He's talking about proven allegations that priests have been raping children and that bishops, archbishops, cardinals, and maybe even this pope have been protecting the children? No, the priests.

Benedict fails to mention that in his sermon, which is bad enough, but you failed to mention that in your report Monday.

And that's inexplicable to me.

Bill Donohue Yeah, you don't want the Catholic League mad at you.

Nobody does.

The president in his first visit to Afghanistan as the president meets with Hamid Karzai.

And then I couldn't believe the words that came out of your mouth next.

"We'll have two top campaign strategists here in the studio to debate the war right after this.

" - They were good guests.

- What in the hell are we doing having two campaign hacks from the D-triple-C and the RNC on our air debating America's longest war when you know as well as I know that they know exactly as much as what's printed in their talking points? Who would you have preferred? Anybody from AEI, Brookings, Heritage, Cato.

Anybody from State or Defense.

Anybody from House or Senate Foreign Relations.

At the very least you could get the guy who wrote the talking points.

There's a midterm election coming up.

In six months.

So why do you book a red guy and a blue guy? For the fight.

I'm starting to enjoy our postshow drinks less and less.

- I'll back off.

- Thank you.

- For tonight.

- I'll take what I can get.

And remember what I said.

You said a lot of things.

Being a father.

It lives up to the hype.

Monday, 18 March 2019

Tools





















Alright, look at it this way - in
archetypical terms, what are the
characteristic SIGN and SIGNIFIERS
that allow you to RECOGNISE The
Doctor.
And it's clearly one of those.
So you can get rid of it if you like,
but it won't work (and it didn't) -
because Archetypes reassert
THEMSELVES.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Saint_symbolism


Yes and No -
As has been noted, in both of
Christopher Bailey's Mara
stories, The Chorister spends a
whole episode in Prison - Kinda
episode 2 and Snakedance
episode 3 - and has to be let
out of his box/cage by some
outside agency - the
enlightenment and revelation
inside of the Box of Jhanna in
the former and the faith, belief
and compassion of an ordinary
man in the latter.






"phase oscillator, quantum charge
emitter.
The end result would have been
the same, whatever tool based
task he was doing either worked
or didn't.
It shouldn't be a magic wand that
substitutes for a lacking on the
part of the doctor, it should make
the doctor more effective, not be
what makes him effective."



And it isn't, and it doesn't -

• Moses and Aaron and
Rassilon carry Rods because
they are the embodiment of
The Law,
• Thor carries a Hammer
because he smashes things
and builds stuff,
• The Doctor carries a
screwdriver because he fixes
things and makes people
better.

Saturday, 16 March 2019

The Ed Wood Investigative Method.






(MULDER's apartment. Late evening. MULDER is lying on his couch watching "Plan Nine From Outer Space" on TV, one of the first cheesy sci-fi films made. He speaks the lines along with the actors. He obviously knows the movie very well.)

MULDER AND TV
‘Well, as long as they can think 
we'll have our problems. 
But those whom we are using 
cannot think, they are The Dead 
brought to a simulated life by our electrode guns...’

(Someone knocks at the door.)

MULDER: 
It's open.

(SCULLY enters.)

MULDER AND TV:
 
 You know, it's an interesting thing when you consider the earth people who can think... ...

(MULDER sits up and makes room for SCULLY to sit on the arm of the couch beside him. The movie continues.)

TV: 
... are so frightened by those who cannot be dead.

MULDER: 
Couldn't sleep either, huh?

SCULLY:
Plan 9 From Outer Space?

MULDER: 
Yeah. It's the Ed Wood investigative method. 

This movie is so profoundly bad in such a childlike way that it hypnotizes my conscious critical mind and frees up my right brain to make associo-poetic leaps and I started flashing on Hoffman and O'Fallon. 

How there's this archetypal relationship like Hoffman's Jesus to O'Fallon's Judas or Hoffman's Jesus to O'Fallon's Dostoyevsky's Grand Inquisitor, or Hoffman's Jesus to O'Fallon's St. Paul.

SCULLY: 
How about Hoffman's Roadrunner to O'Fallon's Wile E. Coyote?

(She grins and he laughs. On the screen, a body is rising out of the ground.)

SCULLY: 
Mulder...

MULDER: 
Yeah?

SCULLY: 
Do you think it's at all possible that Hoffman is really Jesus Christ?

MULDER: 
Are you making fun of me?

SCULLY: 
No.

MULDER: 
Well, no, I don't. 
But crazy people can be very persuasive.

SCULLY: 
Well, yes, I know that.

(They both smile as MULDER takes the hit.)

SCULLY: 
Maybe true faith is really a form of insanity.

MULDER: 
Are you directing that at me?

SCULLY: 
(emphatically
No. I'm directing it at myself and at Ed Wood.

MULDER: 
Well, you know, even a broken clock is right 730 times a year.




(They watch the movie. On the screen, a zombie woman walks toward the camera.)

SCULLY: 
How...?

MULDER: 
(answering the question before she asks
42.

SCULLY: 
You've seen this movie 42 times?

MULDER: 
Yes.

SCULLY: 
Doesn't that make you sad? 
It makes me sad.

(They sit quietly for a moment as the movie continues. Two men are looking at a map.)

ACTOR 1: 
You ever been to Hollywood?

ACTOR 2: 
Oh, a couple of times a few years ago.

ACTOR 1: 
You're going to be there in the morning. Just a few minutes from Hollywood in the town of San Fernando reports have come in of saucers flying so low...

MULDER: 
You know, Scully, we've got four weeks probation vacation and nothing to do and Wayne Federman's invited us out to L.A. to watch his movie being filmed and God knows I could use a little sunshine.

(She looks up at him. He smiles.)

MULDER: 
Scully...

(On the screen, a flying saucer wobbles by.)

SCULLY: (resigned) 
California, here we come.