Showing posts with label Sean Connery. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sean Connery. Show all posts

Sunday 1 November 2020

The New 007



Where am I?

In The Village.

What do you want?

Information.

Whose side are you on?

That would be telling.

We want information...
Information...
Information.

You won't get it.

By hook or by crook... 
We Will.

Who are you?

The New 007

Who is 001?


You are, 006.

I am not a Double-O —
I am a free man!

Ho-ho-ha-ha-haha..!!



Evolution of the Gun Barrel Sequence :

1962–1964

Because Binder had designed the gun barrel sequence to feature Bond only in silhouette, with a non-widescreen aspect ratio, he used stunt man Bob Simmons, rather than Sean Connery, to film the scene.4

Simmons hops slightly as he pivots to assume the firing position and, following the blood wash, the dot becomes smaller and jumps to the lower right-hand corner of the frame before simply vanishing.

In Dr. No, the white dot stops mid-screen and the credit line “Harry Saltzman & Albert R. Broccoli present” appears across the dot. The text is wiped and the dot continues the sequence. The sequence is accompanied by a soundtrack of electronic noises and then numerous notes that sound like they are being plinked from a wind-up jack in the box; the latter is cut short by the gunshot. The “James Bond Theme” then plays very loudly, albeit with the first portion, featuring the theme’s plucked electric guitar riff, truncated. The gun barrel sequence in Dr. No segues directly into the credits, a grid matrix of large-scale, bright and rapidly changing coloured circular dots against a black background. This version, without the electronic noises or the Saltzman-Broccoli credit line, was also used in From Russia with Love with more red coloured blood and Goldfinger which fades into the pre-credit sequence.

1965–1967

For Thunderball, the aspect ratio of the films was changed to a Panavision anamorphic format and so the gun barrel sequence had to be reshot, this time with Sean Connery in the role. It is also the first gun barrel sequence in which the white dot segues to the film’s pre-credit sequence, opening up to reveal the entirety of the scene.

Connery wobbles slightly while firing his gun as he adjusts his balance from an unstable position and he bends over to fire. Although the sequence was shot in color for Thunderball, it is rendered in black and white for You Only Live Twice.

1969 (George Lazenby)

With a new actor, George Lazenby, in the role of James Bond for On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969), a third sequence had to be filmed. As with Thunderball, the sequence was once again shot in color.

In this rendering, the white dot stops mid-screen and the credit line “Harry Saltzman and Albert R. Broccoli Present” appears, much as it did in Dr. No (albeit spelling out “and” instead of using the ampersand). The James Bond theme keeps playing though. As the barrel begins to move and when it stops centre-screen, Bond is walking to position for around a second before turning and shooting as the camera tracks with him, resulting in a “treadmill” effect. Lazenby is the only Bond who kneels down to fire; this is also the only version where the descending blood completely erases Bond’s image, leaving only the red circle. In this version, the gun barrel is awash with prismatic splashes of light.

1971 (Sean Connery)

When Sean Connery returned to the role of Bond for Diamonds Are Forever (1971), the gun barrel sequence filmed for Thunderball was used. As with You Only Live Twice, the sequence was rendered in black and white, but was given a bluish tint. As in On Her Majesty’s Secret Service, the barrel is awash with prismatic splashes of light, which this time ripple through it. Unlike On Her Majesty’s Secret Service, the splashes of light are erased by the descending blood. This was the last time the sequence was rendered in black and white until Casino Royale (2006). 

It is also the last gun barrel sequence in which Bond wears a hat.

We Sail into History



We Sail into History..!!


ARRRRRRRGH..!!
HERE WE ARE! Right!
Fuck, man. I’ll tell you – when I was a kid I read Robert Anton Wilson and all this shit. And here we are, we’re standing here, and we’re talking about this shit, and it’s REAL.

Okay, I’m pissed.. and in half an hour I’m gonna come up on drugs, so watch for it.

So.. are there any practicing magicians in the audience? Put your hand up if we’ve got any. 

C’mon, bold! A few. Okay: by the time we’ve finished this, you’re all gonna be practicing magicians. This shit’s easy, right.

I’m like you. Basically: why are we here? Why are we here at this time? What’s this all about?

And by the way, this is a Scottish accent. So reset the filters and pretend it’s Sean Connery talking to you. 
Okay? Double-oh sheven.

So if you can, follow me, I’m just going to talk the way I talk, and fuck you if you don’t understand me.



Evolution of the Gun Barrel Sequence :

1962–1964

Because Binder had designed the gun barrel sequence to feature Bond only in silhouette, with a non-widescreen aspect ratio, he used stunt man Bob Simmons, rather than Sean Connery, to film the scene.4

Simmons hops slightly as he pivots to assume the firing position and, following the blood wash, the dot becomes smaller and jumps to the lower right-hand corner of the frame before simply vanishing.

In Dr. No, the white dot stops mid-screen and the credit line “Harry Saltzman & Albert R. Broccoli present” appears across the dot. The text is wiped and the dot continues the sequence. The sequence is accompanied by a soundtrack of electronic noises and then numerous notes that sound like they are being plinked from a wind-up jack in the box; the latter is cut short by the gunshot. The “James Bond Theme” then plays very loudly, albeit with the first portion, featuring the theme’s plucked electric guitar riff, truncated. The gun barrel sequence in Dr. No segues directly into the credits, a grid matrix of large-scale, bright and rapidly changing coloured circular dots against a black background. This version, without the electronic noises or the Saltzman-Broccoli credit line, was also used in From Russia with Love with more red coloured blood and Goldfinger which fades into the pre-credit sequence.

1965–1967

For Thunderball, the aspect ratio of the films was changed to a Panavision anamorphic format and so the gun barrel sequence had to be reshot, this time with Sean Connery in the role.5 It is also the first gun barrel sequence in which the white dot segues to the film’s pre-credit sequence, opening up to reveal the entirety of the scene.

Connery wobbles slightly while firing his gun as he adjusts his balance from an unstable position and he bends over to fire. Although the sequence was shot in color for Thunderball, it is rendered in black and white for You Only Live Twice.

1969 (George Lazenby)

With a new actor, George Lazenby, in the role of James Bond for On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969), a third sequence had to be filmed. As with Thunderball, the sequence was once again shot in color.

In this rendering, the white dot stops mid-screen and the credit line “Harry Saltzman and Albert R. Broccoli Present” appears, much as it did in Dr. No (albeit spelling out “and” instead of using the ampersand). The James Bond theme keeps playing though. As the barrel begins to move and when it stops centre-screen, Bond is walking to position for around a second before turning and shooting as the camera tracks with him, resulting in a “treadmill” effect. Lazenby is the only Bond who kneels down to fire; this is also the only version where the descending blood completely erases Bond’s image, leaving only the red circle. In this version, the gun barrel is awash with prismatic splashes of light.

1971 (Sean Connery)

When Sean Connery returned to the role of Bond for Diamonds Are Forever (1971), the gun barrel sequence filmed for Thunderball was used. As with You Only Live Twice, the sequence was rendered in black and white, but was given a bluish tint. As in On Her Majesty’s Secret Service, the barrel is awash with prismatic splashes of light, which this time ripple through it. Unlike On Her Majesty’s Secret Service, the splashes of light are erased by the descending blood. This was the last time the sequence was rendered in black and white until Casino Royale (2006). 

It is also the last gun barrel sequence in which Bond wears a hat.

Friday 16 October 2020

AMATUERISM



When you're on Junk, you have only one worry: Scoring. 
And when you're off it, you're suddenly obliged to worry about all sorts of other shite. 

Got no money, can't get drunk. 
Got money, drinkin' too much. 

Can't get a girl, no chance of a ride. 
Got a girl, too much hassle. 

You have to worry about bills, about food about some football team that never fucking wins. 

About human relationships and all the things that really don't matter, when you've got a Sincere and Truthful junk habit. 
 

The only drawback, or at least the principal drawback, is that you have to endure all manner of cunts telling you that -- 

“No way would I poison my body with that shite. All them fucking chemicals. No fucking way. [ Inhales cigarette ] 

“It's a waste of your life, man... poisoning your body with that shite.”

“Every chance you've had, son, you've blown it. Stuffing your veins with that filth.”

From time to time, even I have uttered the magic words :


“Never again, Swanney. I'm off the skag."

MOTHER SUPERIOR :
Are you serious? 

MARK RENTON :
Yeah, No More. 
I'm finished with that shite.



MOTHER SUPERIOR :
Well, that's up to you, man. 



MARK RENTON :
Gonna do it right this time. 
Gonna get it sorted out, get off it for good. 



MOTHER SUPERIOR :
I'm sure I've heard that one before. 



MARK RENTON :
The Sick Boy method. 



MOTHER SUPERIOR :
Oh, well, it really worked for him, eh? 



MARK RENTON :
Well, he's always been lacking a certain moral fibre. 



MOTHER SUPERIOR :
He knows a lot about Sean Connery.



MARK RENTON :
That's hardly a substitute.



MOTHER SUPERIOR :
You need one more hit? 



MARK RENTON :
No, I don't think so. 



MOTHER SUPERIOR :
For the long night that lies ahead? 


We called him Mother Superior on account of the length of his habit. 
Of course I'd have another shot. 
After all, I had work to do. 
 


Still got my security key.
?ҵİ?ȫȨ?޻?????

This place has gone to hell without me.
??ط?û???Ҿͱ?????????????

Mm-hmm.
?ź?

It's almost 1:00 in the morning, Jim.
???ڶ????賿һ???? Jim

Are you not coming home or answering my calls or texts?
??Ͳ?????ؼ??ˣ? Ҳ????????ҵĶ??ź͵绰??

I told you my editor wanted me to write more personally.
?Ҹ??߹??? ?ҵı༭ ????д?ĸ?˽?˻?һ??

There are classified documents in this room.
?????????л????ļ?

You can't be in here.
?㲻?????????????

It was an invasion of privacy. I'm really sorry for that.
???Ƕ?????˽???ַ? ?Һܱ?Ǹ

I was mad. We had just had the last fight
??????????? ?????ճ????

and I went into the other room and wrote it.
??????һ?????? ?ҾͰ?????д??????

You know my computer doesn't trust me.
??֪???ҵĵ???һֱ????????

It always asks are you sure you want to do this?
???????????Dz???ȷ?? ??????????????ѡ??

But it never asks before I hit...
?????Ұ?????ǰȴ????????...

I don't care about the invasion of privacy. I wish I did.
?Ҷ??ַ???˽???????????? ?һ?ϣ????????????

I've been here for hours
????????˺ü???Сʱ

trying to make myself mad because it was an invasion of privacy.
??????Ϊ?????Լ? ??Ϊ???ַ?????˽??????

And the crowd would be on my side. That's a no-brainer.
?붼?????? ???ڿ϶???վ???????

- You don't like me very much. - And I wish I didn't like you so much.
- ????Dz?ϲ???? - ??Ҳϣ????˰?

Took five fucking days, Hallie,
?Ŷ̶??????ʱ?? Hallie

for you to give yourself your own reality show.
??͸??Լ??ҵ??˸??????????̨

I understand your wanting to insult me right now,
??֪????????????????

but that's not what I did.
???ҿ?û????ô??

Writing about the media, writing about the New York elite,
дд????ý??Ŀ??? дд????ŦԼ??Ӣ??????

telling personal stories that resonate with readers
???Լ??Ĺ?????????߹???

doesn't take one cent away from covering Syria
??Щ?ͱ????????Ǿ??? ????????ͻ

and Afghanistan and Washington.
?????׶????????¼? ??һ??ͬΪ???ű???

There are foreign correspondents,
?????ﻹ?з????¼???

sports correspondents, fashion correspondents.
???????? ????ʱ?м?????

And an unbearable correspondent.
???и??????̵ļ???

Jealous of the New York elites? I've got you covered.
?????˼?ŦԼ??Ӣ???Ұ??????

A movie star was at an environmental fundraiser
?μӻ???????ļ????Ӱ??

and they rode on a private jet?
??Ȼ????˽?˷ɻ?ȥ?ģ?

Here's your phony outrage.
????͸???д?????ʵķ?ŭ??

Feeling a little like you didn't make the cut?
??Ϊ?Լ?û??ѡ?϶???????ƽ??

I hereby declare that amateurs are awesome
?????ھ????? ҵ??IJ????????

and professionals are so 20 years ago.
רҵ??ʿ????????

Only instead of professionals, I'm gonna say old media,
???????????? ?Ҳ?˵רҵ??ʿ ?????ý??

and instead of Jim, I'm gonna say Tim
??Ҳ??˵Jim ????Tim

because I'm Hallie Shea, Senior Fuck You Correspondent
??Ϊ????Hallie Shea ?߼??????ü???

- and I've decided to become a star. - Are you drunk?
- ?Ҿ?????Ϊһ?????ŵ????? - ???Dz??Ǻ????ˣ?

Did you out yourself about the Boston tweet to make sure no one suspected anyone else
??????Ϊ?????????˱????? ???ԲŰ??Լ?????ȥ??

or did you do it to let our enemies know you were available?
???????????ǵĵ??? ֪??????Ա???????

Do you hear the way you're talking right now?
??֪????????˵?Ķ???ʲô????

- Our enemies? - Did you?
- ???ǵĵ??ˣ? - ??˵?Dz??ǣ?

I'm gonna stay at my place tonight.
?ҽ???????????ס??

Do you mind if I tell you something?
???ܸ???˵???¶???

Your problem isn't with me and it isn't with the site.
???????ĸ?Դ?????? Ҳ?????????վ

It's with the audience. You don't like that they like what they like
?????׻??????ǹ????? ?㲻ϲ??????ƾ?Լ???ϲ??ѡ??????

because you need them to like you and that's no different...
??Ϊ??ϣ??????ֻϲ???? ???????...

I don't give a shit about me or liking me
?ҲŲ???????ϲ??ϲ????

or following me or friending me or trending.
??ز???ע?? ?Ӳ????Һ??? ?????ҵ????۳ɲ???Ϊ????

It's just ugly.
??????????ʽʵ????̫??ª??

I think you're threatened by technology.
??ֻ?????Ƚ??ĿƼ? ?????ȡ???˰?

I beam a signal into outer space every night.
??ÿ????????̫?շ????ź?

I'm not scared of your Samsung Galaxy. What else you got?
?Ҳ?û??????????ֻ??ŵ? ?㻹??˵???ɶ??

I want to be part of the digital revolution. I want to be part of...
??ϣ????Ϊ??????ָ?????һ???? ??ϣ????Ϊ...

Oh, my God! I am not talking about the apparatus.
Ŷ ?ҵ????ţ? ?Ҳ?????̸??Щ?????豸

Just tell me you know I'm right.

??͸????? ??˵???ǶԵİ?

Please. Please.
??????

At least tell me that.
???????֪?????ǶԵ?

Tell me when you knock away the digital revolution bullshit...
??????ȥ???ָ??????ֹ?ƨ????...

"We're not beholden to corporate masters."
?????DzŲ???ȥմ??ҵ??ͷ?Ĺ⡱

Yeah, or any standard of good taste.
?ɲ????? ????????Ʒζ????Ҫ??

Tell me, please, that you know all you did
?????˵˵ ????????ֻ????????

was have a fight with your boyfriend and litigate it in public.
???Լ??????ѵ???ս??????ý

Because I have spent time with hardcore drug movers
?ҿ??ǺͲ??ٶ??????????

and they don't pretend they're selling medicine.

Yeah, I'm drunk.

I'm gonna miss you.

You're gonna miss a lot of things, Jim.

 


MASTER OF TRINITY:
Life slips by, Abrahams, Life slips by.
But this fine old university she offers some rare onsolations, wouldn't you say?

HAROLD ABRAHAMS :
Beyond measure, sir.

MASTER OF CAIUS:
I can take it, then, that you would be acutely grieved to discover that any behavior or action your part were causing her grief?

HAROLD ABRAHAMS :
Naturally, sir, I would, deeply.


MASTER OF CAIUS:
Good. I was sure of it.



MASTER OF TRINITY:
Here in Cambridge, we've always been proud of our athletic prowess.

We believe, we've always believed, that our games are indispensable in helping to complete the education of an Englishman.

They create character they foster courage, honesty and leadership.

But most of all an unassailable spirit of loyalty, comradeship, and mutual responsibility.

Would you agree?

HAROLD ABRAHAMS :
Yes, sir. I would.

[BELL TOLLING]



MASTER OF TRINITY:
Abrahams, there is a growing suspicion in the bosom of this university and I tell you this without in any way decrying your achievements in which we all rejoice that in your enthusiasm for success you have perhaps lost sight of some of these ideals.

HAROLD ABRAHAMS :
May I ask what form this disloyalty, this betrayal, takes?


MASTER OF CAIUS:
Oh, hardly betrayal.

HAROLD ABRAHAMS :
The word "grief" was mentioned.

MASTER OF CAIUS:
It's said that you use a personal coach.
 
HAROLD ABRAHAMS :
Mr. Mussabini, yes.



MASTER OF CAIUS:
Is he an Italian?

HAROLD ABRAHAMS :
Of Italian extraction, yes.
 
MASTER OF CAIUS:
I see.

HAROLD ABRAHAMS :
But not all Italian.


MASTER OF CAIUS:
I'm relieved to hear it.

HAROLD ABRAHAMS :
He's half Arab.


MASTER OF TRINITY:
Do we take it that you employ this Mr. Masambini on a Professional basis?

HAROLD ABRAHAMS :
Sam Mussabini is the finest, most advanced clearest-thinking athletics coach in the country.

I'm honored he considers me worthy of his complete attention.



MASTER OF TRINITY:
Nevertheless, he is a Professional.

HAROLD ABRAHAMS :
What else would he be? 
He's The Best.



MASTER OF TRINITY:
Oh, but there, Mr. Abrahams, I'm afraid our paths diverge.

You see, this university believes that The Way of The Amateur is the only one to provide satisfactory results.

HAROLD ABRAHAMS :

I am an Amateur.

You've been trained by a Professional.
You've adopted a Professional Attitude.

For the past year, you've concentrated wholly on developing your own technique in the headlong pursuit, may I suggest, of individual glory.
 
Not a policy very conducive to the fostering of esprit de corps.

HAROLD ABRAHAMS :
I am a Cambridge man first and last.
I am an Englishman first and last.
What I have achieved, what I intend to achieve, is for my family my university, and my country.
And I bitterly resent your suggesting otherwise.



MASTER OF TRINITY:
Your aim is to win at all costs, is it not?

HAROLD ABRAHAMS :
At all costs, no.
But I do aim to win within the rules.
Perhaps you would rather I play the gentleman and lost?


MASTER OF CAIUS:
To playing the tradesman, yes.

MASTER OF TRINITY:
My dear boy, your approach has been, if I may say so, a little too plebeian.
You are The Elite.
 And are therefore expected to behave as such.


HAROLD ABRAHAMS :
Thank you, sir... for your hospitality.
The evening has been most illuminating.
Good night to you, sir.

You know, gentlemen... you yearn for victory just as I do.
But achieved with the apparent effortlessness of gods.

Yours are the archaic values of the prep-school playground.
You deceive no one but yourselves.
I believe in the pursuit of excellence... and I'll carry The Future with me.

[DOOR OPENS]

[DOOR CLOSES]



MASTER OF TRINITY:
Well, there goes your Semite, Hugh.
 
MASTER OF CAIUS:
A different God - a different mountaintop.


 
 
 
Take the best orgasm you've ever had... multiply it by a thousand, and you're still nowhere near it. 
 
[ Sighs
 
That beats ANY meat injection, man — That beats ••any•• fucking cock in The World. 


 

Thursday 13 August 2020

ACCENTS





“I’m like You. Basically: 

• Why are We Here
• Why are We Here at this time
• What’s This all about?

And by the way, this is a Scottish accent. So reset the filters and pretend it’s Sean Connery talking to you. Okay? Double-oh sheven.

So if you can, follow me, I’m just going to Talk The Way I Talk, and Fuck You if you don’t understand me.”


I used to think that my life was a Tragedy, but now I realise — it’s a Comedy.

Wednesday 17 April 2019

BoyTalk : The Discussion is Never Over.








The Storm had now definitely abated, and what thunder there was now grumbled over more distant hills, like a man saying 'And another thing...' twenty minutes after admitting he's lost the argument.



The Joker :
How can you shoot women?

And children..?


The Vietnam War Helicopter Door-Gunner :
S’easy!

Just try not to lead ‘em too much!

[ Because nursing women, old women, women without sports-bras and children run less fast than adult men ]

Hyah-haha! 
Ain’t War Hell...?






Andrew: 
We are really super-villains now, like... like Dr. No.

Warren: 
Yeah, back when Bond was Connery, and movies were decent.

Jonathan: 
Who remembers Connery? 
I mean, Roger Moore was smooth.

Warren: 
You're Insane. 
You're Short, and you're Insane.

Andrew: 
I like Timothy Dalton! 
Hey!

Warren: 
Don't make me pull over, okay?

••••••••



Warren: Connery is Bond. He had style.

Jonathan: Yeah, but Roger Moore was funny.

Warren: Moonraker? The gondola turns into a hovercraft? It's retarded. 

Besides, the guy had, like, no edge.

Andrew: Dalton had edge. In Licence to Kill he was a rogue agent. That's edgy. 
And he was amazing in The Living Daylights.

Jonathan: 
Yeah, which was written for Roger Moore, not Timothy Dalton!


Warren: 
Okay, this is stupid! 
We're wasting time. 
End of Discussion. 

The storm had now definitely abated, and what thunder there was now grumbled over more distant hills, like a man saying 'And another thing...' twenty minutes after admitting he's lost the argument.



I mean, there's a shot of like pigeons, doing double-takes when the gondola blasted by!

Moonraker... is inexcusable.


••••••

Warren: 
Connery is the only actor of the bunch.

Andrew: 
Timothy Dalton should get an Oscar and beat Sean Connery over the head with it!

Andrew: 
Oh, she's coming over here! What do we do?

Warren: 
Jonathan, grab your magic bone.

Wednesday 22 July 2015

The Apollo Shibboleth: Yes, We Really Did Go to The Moon


Apollo Denialism serves a purpose - 

Specifically, the purpose it serves is that it suggest that the contribution of Nazi Rocket Scientists didn't significantly change the character and mission of the United States (and the USSR) from Day 1 of the Cold War.

Of course it did. 

Nazi Science was the plague on both our houses....

But what is the origin of the current form of this meme...?

Weaponised Fiction.

Specifically, a multimillion doliar co-production conceived by an alliance of British Naval Intelligence (Ian Flemming) and two American Zionist Millionaires with ties to organised crime  (Harry Saltzman and Cubby Broccoli)



"In the film "Diamonds Are Forever", with Sean Connery playing the role of Agent 007 - James Bond, there is a curious and unexplained scene. He enters a secret research facility in the Nevada desert by ruse. Suddenly he finds himself in a large room in which there is an authentic moon land-scape. Lumbering about in their clumsy space suits are two would be astronauts. 

Nothing happens, the scene is not explained, and the viewer is left to ponder it's significance. 

Could it be...? Yes, it could! "

- Bill Kaysing
WE NEVER WENT TO THE MOON, 1977

BP-1227 Hoisted. The picture that clinched it. Tamas Feher discovered this photo of the 'recovery of an Apollo capsule' in a Hungarian space history book. It actually depicts Apollo BP-1227 being lowered to the deck of the USCG Southwind in Murmansk, USSR, 1970.
Credit: Tamas Feher

Southwind - The USCG Icebreaker that received an Apollo capsule from the Soviet Union at Murmansk, 1971.
Credit: US Coast Guard
BP-1227 Handover - The picture that started it all. Nandor Schuminszky found this Hungarian press photo from 1971, with the caption that it depicted the handover of an American Apollo capsule from the Soviet Union to the USA on September 8, 1970 in Murmansk.