Thursday 8 September 2022
Sunday 31 March 2019
Luke : The Mytho-Historical Warrior-Shaman
These are the hidden words that The Living Jesus spoke.
And Didymos Judas Thomas wrote them down.
“Not until The Male becomes Female and The Female becomes Male shall ye enter The Kingdom of Heaven.”
— The Gospel of Thomas
These are the hidden words that The Living Jesus spoke.
And Didymos Judas Thomas wrote them down.
“Not until The Male becomes Female and The Female becomes Male shall ye enter The Kingdom of Heaven.”
— The Gospel of Thomas
Tuesday 12 February 2019
Androids are Better Than People (Sometimes)
Sven, don't you think that's True?
Every one of them's bad except you
But people smell better
than reindeers Sven, don't
you think that I'm right?
for all except you
So, Why IS She a Princess, Exactly...?
51 EXT DAGOBAH SWAMP - X-WING Luke wanders back to where his ship is sitting. Artoo beeps a greeting, but is ignored by his depressed master. Luke kneels down, begins to help Artoo with the ship, then stops and shakes his head dejectedly. LUKE I can't do it, Artoo. I can't go on alone. BEN (OS) Yoda will always be with you. Luke looks up to see the shimmering image of BEN KENOBI. LUKE Obi-Wan! Why didn't you tell me? The ghost of Ben Kenobi approaches him through the swamp. LUKE You told me Vader betrayed and murdered my father. BEN You father was seduced by the dark side of the Force. He ceased to be Anakin Skywalker and became Darth Vader. When that happened, the good man who was your father was destroyed. So what I have told you was true... from a certain point of view. LUKE (turning away, derisive) A certain point of view! BEN Luke, you're going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view. Luke is unresponsive. Ben studies him in silence for a moment. BEN I don't blame you for being angry. If I was wrong in what I did, it certainly wouldn't have been for the first time. You see, what happened to your father was my fault. Ben pauses sadly. BEN Anakin was a good friend. Luke turns with interest at this. As Ben speaks, Luke settles on a stump, mesmerized. Artoo comes over to offer his comforting presence. BEN When I first knew him, your father was already a great pilot. But I was amazed how strongly the Force was with him. I took it upon myself to train him as a Jedi. I thought that I could instruct him just as well as Yoda. I was wrong. My pride has had terrible consequences for the galaxy. Luke is entranced. LUKE There's still good in him. BEN I also thought he could be turned back to the good side. It couldn't be done. He is more machine now than man. Twisted and evil. LUKE I can't do it, Ben. BEN You cannot escape your destiny. LUKE I tried to stop him once. I couldn't do it. BEN Vader humbled you when first you met him, Luke... but that experience was part of your training. It taught you, among other things, the value of patience. Had you not been so impatient to defeat Vader then, you could have finished your training here with Yoda. You would have been prepared. LUKE But I had to help my friends. BEN (grinning at Luke's indignation) And did you help them? It was they who had to save you. You achieved little by rushing back prematurely, I fear. LUKE (with sadness) I found out Darth Vader was my father. BEN To be a Jedi, Luke, you must confront and then go beyond the dark side - the side your father couldn't get past. Impatience is the easiest door - for you, like your father. Only, your father was seduced by what he found on the other side of the door, and you have held firm. You're no longer so reckless now, Luke. You are strong and patient. And now, you must face Darth Vader again! LUKE I can't kill my own father. BEN Then the Emperor has already won. You were our only hope. LUKE Yoda spoke of another. BEN The other he spoke of is your twin sister. LUKE But I have no sister. BEN Hmm.
To protect you both from the Emperor, you were hidden from your
father when you were born. The Emperor knew, as I did, if Anakin were
to have any offspring, they would be a threat to him. That is the
reason why your sister remains safely anonymous.
LUKE
Leia! Leia's my sister.
BEN
Your insight serves you well. Bury your feelings deep down, Luke. They
do you credit.
But they could be made to serve the Emperor.
Luke looks into the distance, trying to comprehend all this.
BEN (continuing his narrative)
When your father left, he didn't know your mother was pregnant [with twins]. Your
mother and I knew he would find out eventually, but we wanted to keep
you both as safe as possible, for as long as possible. So I took you
to live with [Anakin's estranged Step-]brother Owen on Tatooine... and your mother took Leia
to live as the daughter of Senator Organa, on Alderaan.
Luke turns, and settles near Ben to hear the tale.
BEN (attempting to give solace with his words)
The Organa household was high-born and politically quite powerful in
that system. Leia became a princess by virtue of lineage... no one knew
she'd been adopted, of course. But it was a title without real power,
since Alderaan had long been a democracy.
Even so, the family continued to be politically powerful, and Leia, following in her foster
father's path, became a senator as well. That's not all she became, of
course... she became the leader of her cell in the Alliance against the
corrupt Empire. And because she had diplomatic immunity, she was a
vital link for getting information to the Rebel cause. That's what she
was doing when her path crossed yours... for her foster parents had
always told her to contact me on Tatooine, if her troubles became
desperate.
Luke is overwhelmed by the truth, and is suddenly protective of his
sister.
LUKE
But you can't let her get involved now, Ben. Vader will destroy her.
BEN
She hasn't been trained in the ways of the Jedi the way you have,
Luke... but the Force is strong with her, as it is with all of your
family. There is no avoiding the battle. You must face and destroy
Vader!
Monday 28 January 2019
I Love Frozen
Friday 18 January 2019
You Can’t Win — But There ARE Alternatives to Fighting
- ‘I want to come with you
to Alderaan— I want Learn The Ways of The Force and Become a Jedi Like My Father’ - ‘I feel The Force — I’m not afraid’ (You WILL Be [ Subtext : You SHOULD Be (And you aren’t yet, you Young Fool.)] )
- ‘You’ve Failed, Your Highness* — I am a Jedi; Like My Father Before Me**...’
“There are some corners of The Universe which have bred the most terrible THINGS....
Things that act against EVERYTHING that We Believe In....
They Must Be FOUGHT.”
Here’s What We Had This Year Instead of
Traditional Conflict/Battle/Combat :
The Woman Who Fell to Earth :
Cheating
It isn’t The Point that Tim Shaw is collecting teeth or hunting sentient life forms, or Male Rites of All Passage, or ‘Toxic Masculinity’, its the fact that he is blatantly, massively CHEATING at it, and he DOESN’T.
He only care’s to the extent of Not-Getting-Caught & Punished :
Which is The Definition of Tyranny.
The Ghost Monument :
Marriage is a Project, not a Race.
Women are more interested in People
Men are more interested in Things
Rosa :
It’s not about ‘Social Justice’ it’s just Justice —
and they had to go to the 51st Century to find someone who thinks that’s a bad idea.
Arachnids in The UK :
Laws of Nature
and
Law in General
The Tsuranga Conundrum :
Parasitism vs. Parenting
Demons of The Punjab :
Spiritual Warfare
Kerblam! :
Corporate Social Responsibility
The Witchfinders :
Scapegoating
(it’s not actually about ‘Women’, as such)
It Takes You Away :
Alienation, Loneliness and Social Isolation
(Or, ‘Norway.’ )
The Battle of Ranskoor Av Kolos :
Revenge.
Resolution :
...but you can’t negotiate with a Malignant Narcissist.
Ryan’s Dad is NOT a Malignant Narcissist — he’s just a bit of a clueless d*ck.