Showing posts with label Klingons. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Klingons. Show all posts

Thursday 4 March 2021

What Would The Emissary of The Prophets Do?


A : Get Measured for a New Suit.


Garak Warn Dukat About The Klingon Fleet





[Ops]

DAX: 
Captain, I think you'd better take a look at this. 

(Klingon ships are cloaking and leaving.) 

SISKO: 
Report. 

DAX: 
As soon as General Martok beamed back to his ship, 
he sent a message to the Klingon fleet. 

It was just one word :
In'Cha. 

WORF: 
Begin

O'BRIEN: 
I'm picking up a huge distortion wave in subspace. 
The Klingon ships are going to warp. 

KIRA: 
Can you plot their course? 

O'BRIEN: 
Judging from the vector of the subspace disturbance I'd say their heading is two six nine mark zero three two. 

SISKO: 
Straight to the Cardassian Empire.

[Wardroom]
SISKO: 
The Federation Council has been trying to contact Gowron. 

So far, they've had no response. 

So until they've had a chance to speak with him, 
we've been ordered not to get involved. 

KIRA: 
The Bajoran Government has agreed to abide by the decisions of the Federation Council. 

BASHIR: 
So that means we're not going to 
warn The Cardassians? 

DAX: 
The Klingons are still our allies. 
If we warn the Cardassians, we'd be betraying them. 

O'BRIEN
Besides, what if The Klingons are right?
 
What if The Dominion has taken over The Cardassian Government? 

ODO
If My People wanted to seize control of Cardassia, 
that is how they would do it. 

KIRA
The coup could have happened just as easily without The Founders. 

The Cardassian dissident movement has been gathering strength for years. 

With The Obsidian Order out of the way, they might have finally succeeded. 

WORF
The Issue is not if there are any Founders on Cardassia. 

There are many Klingons who say 
We have been at Peace too long, 
that The Empire must Expand,
In Order to Survive

Fear of The Dominion has given 
My People an excuse to Do 
What They were Born to Do

To Fight and To Conquer

SISKO
If they're so Eager to Fight
who's to say They'll stop 
with The Cardassians. 

KIRA
Their next target could be anyone
Even The Federation. 

DAX
If I were you, I'd be 
more worried about Bajor —

Think about it :
What Good would it Do for 
The Klingons to defeat Cardassia, 
if They don't control The Wormhole? 

WORF
Agreed. If My People return to The Old Ways, 
no one will be safe. 

SISKO: 
Then We'll Have to Make Sure 
That Doesn't Happen. 

O'BRIEN
But How? 

The way I see it, we only have got 
Two Choices : 

Both of Them BAD

If We Stand By and Do Nothing, 
we run the risk of being the Klingons' next target. 

But if We Disobey Starfleet Orders and 
Warn The Cardassians
we may end up 
Starting A War with The Klingons. 

The SISKO : 
Which means --

We Need a THIRD Option.

Monday 22 February 2021

There are Two Possibilities

 
  



 
DRACULA 
or 
FRANKENSTEIN
 
UHURA: 
Space Station Regula I. 
Please come in. Doctor Marcus. 
Please respond. This is Enterprise call... 
It's no use, there's no response from Regula I.

 
SPOCK: 
But no longer jammed?

 
UHURA: 
No sir. No nothing!

 
SPOCK: 
There are Two Possibilities :
 
They are unable to respond. 
They are unwilling to respond.

 
[ And you already know that it isn’t the second one, because THEY called YOU. ]
 
KIRK: 
How far?

 
SPOCK: 
Twelve hours and forty-three minutes, present speed.

 
KIRK: 
'Give up Genesis', she said. 
What in God's name does that mean? 
Give it up to whom?

 
 
[ Why is that important? ]
 
SPOCK: 
It might help my analysis if I knew what Genesis was — 
Beyond the biblical reference.

 
KIRK:
Uhura, have Doctor McCoy to join us in my quarters.

 
UHURA (OC):
Aye sir.

 
KIRK:
Mister Saavik, you have the con.
 
[ Kirk's quarters ]
 
McCOY:
Well, I've got the sick bay ready.
 
[ Good instincts, Doctor. ]
 
Now will someone please tell me what's going on?

 
KIRK:
Computer. Request security procedure and access to Project Genesis Summary.

 
Identify for retina scan.

 
KIRK:
Kirk, Admiral James T.

 
Security scan approved.

 
KIRK:
Summary, please.

 
CAROL
(on viewscreen):
 
Project Genesis :
A Proposal to The Federation.

 
SPOCK:
[ pleasantly surprised ]
Carol Marcus.

 
[ In The Alternate Reality, she is an expert in TORPEDOES. ]
 
KIRK:
[ Less-pleasantly UNsurprised. ]
Yes.

 
CAROL :
 
What exactly is Genesis?
Well, put simply, Genesis is Life, from lifelessness.
 
It is a process whereby molecular structure is reorganised at he subatomic level
into [ our kind of ] life-generating matter of equal mass.
 
Stage One of our experiments was conducted in The Laboratory.
 
Stage Two of the series will be attempted in a lifeless underground.
 
Stage Three will involve the process on a planetary scale.
 
It is our intention to introduce the Genesis device
into the pre-selected area of a lifeless space body,
a moon or other dead form.
 
The Device is delivered, instantaneously causing what we call
“The Genesis Effect".
 
Matter is reorganised with life-generating results.
 
Instead of a dead moon, a living, breathing planet,
capable of sustaining whatever lifeforms
we see fit to deposit on it.

 
 
SPOCK:
Fascinating!

 
CAROL:
The reformed moon simulated here represents the merest fraction of the Genesis potential,
should the Federation wish to fund these experiments to their logical conclusion.
 
When we consider the cosmic problems of population and food supply,
the usefulness of this process becomes clear.
 
This concludes our proposal.
Thank you for your attention.

 
 
SPOCK:
It literally is Genesis.

 
KIRK:
The Power of Creation.

 
SPOCK:
Have they proceeded with their experiment?

 
KIRK:
Well, the tape was made about a year ago.
I can only assume they've reached Stage Two by now.


McCOY: 
But, Dear Lord, do you think we're intelligent enough to... 

Suppose, what if this thing were used where life already exists?


SPOCK: 
It would destroy such life in favour of its new matrix.


McCOY: 
It's new matrix?
Do you have you any idea what you're saying?

 
SPOCK:
I was not attempting to evaluate its moral implications, Doctor.

As a matter of cosmic history, it has always been easier to destroy than to create.

 
McCOY:
Not anymore! Now we can do both at the same time!

According to Myth, The Earth was created in Six Days :
Now, watch out! Here comes Genesis —
We'll do it for you in six minutes..!!
 
SPOCK:
Really, Doctor McCoy, you must learn to govern your passions.
They will be your undoing.
Logic suggests...

 
McCOY:
Logic? My God! The Man's talking about logic!
We're talking about Universal Armageddon..!!
 
You green-blooded, inhuman...

 
SAAVIK
(on intercom):
Bridge to Admiral Kirk.
Admiral, sensors indicate a vessel in our area, closing fast.

 
[ Why plot an intercept course, at speed…? ]
 
KIRK:
What do you make of her?

 
SAAVIK
(on intercom):
It's one of ours, Admiral.
 
[ No, it’s not. Not anymore, it’s not. ] 
 
...It's Reliant.

 
KIRK:
Reliant!
[Enterprise bridge]
KIRK: Try the emergency channels. ...Picture, Mister Saavik.
[Reliant bridge]
KHAN: Slow to one-half impulse power. Let's be friends.
HELMSMAN: Slowing to one-half impulse power.
 
[Enterprise bridge]
 
SULU:
Reliant in our section, this Quadrant, sir, and slowing.

 
 
[ Why? It’s being piloted, they’re not adrift, and they’re not communicating — 
 
They are slowing for one of TWO Reasons :
To Talk, or To Fight.
 
If they need help, that comes after talking.
 
So you know it isn’t The First One — ]
 
SAAVIK:
Sir, may I quote
General Order Twelve : 
'On the approach of any vessel, when communications have not been established...

 
 
SPOCK:
Lieutenant, the Admiral is well aware of the Regulations.

 
[ He’s just completely ignoring them — as usual.
Exactly as his Psychological Profile, Tactical History  and Career Biography (which Khan has) would predict that he would do in the face of such uncertainty ]
 
SAAVIK:
Aye sir.

 
[ And protocol also dictates that everyone else should SHUT UP and let him. ]
 
KIRK :
Is it possible that their Comm system has failed?

 
[ Wishful thinking — Why, then are they not signalling to you?
 
What are they doing here, anyway?
 
Why when Carol said “you are taking Genesis away from us”, is he not putting Two and Two together, given that Reliant  was placed at Project Genesis’ disposal and querying what she is doing here, now, halfway between Enterprise’s original position (in Earth’s Solar System) and Regular-One?
 
She is carrying shuttlecraft (presumably), and Escape Pods those each have an independent Comm system — 
Why are they not using those ?
 
She is not communicating and clearly indicating Hostile Intent. ]
 
SPOCK :
It would explain a great many things.
 
[ It’s also not very likely, is it? Come on, Spock — TOO Many Things. ]
 
[Reliant bridge]
JOACHIM:
They're requesting communications, sir.

 
KHAN:
Let them eat static!
 
JOACHIM :
They're still running with shields down.

 
KHAN:
Of course….!!
We're one big happy fleet.
 
Ah, Kirk, My Old Friend —
Do you know The Klingon Proverb that tells us
'Revenge is a Dish that is Best Served Cold’...?
 
It is veeeeerrrrry coooold….
...in spaaaaaace.
 
 
[Enterprise bridge]
 
 
KIRK:
This is damned peculiar.
 
[ And also, not that surprising. ]
 
...Yellow Alert.

 
[ The Regulation clearly must mandate Red Alert/Shields-up at this point — The Circumstances would tend to indicate exactly what it is : PIRACY. ]
 
SAAVIK:
Energise defence fields.

 
UHURA:
I'm getting a voice message.
They say their Chambers coil is overloading their Comm system.

 
[ Doesn’t sound very likely, does it? ]
 
KIRK:
Spock?

 
SPOCK:
Scanning.
Their coil emissions are normal.
 
 
[ He actually sounds surprised — they are now clearly lying on top of everything else. ]
 
[Reliant bridge]
 
JOACHIM:
They still haven't raised their shields.

 
[ WHY THE FUCK NOT?!? ]
 
 
KHAN:
Raise ours.

 
SPOCK :
Their shields are going up

 
KHAN:
Lock phasers on target.

 
JOACHIM:
Locking phasers on target.
 
 
[Enterprise bridge]
 
SPOCK:
They're locking phasers!

 
KIRK:
Raise shields!
 
[Reliant bridge]
 
KHAN:
FIRE..!!
 
(explosions rips through the Enterprise)
 
 
[Enterprise bridge]
 
KIRK:
Sulu! Get Those shields up.

 
SULU:
Trying, sir!

 
(scenes of chaos in engineering)

 
SULU:
I can't get power, sir!

 
KIRK: Scotty!
Uhura, turn off those damn alarms!

 
UHURA:
Mister Scott on the screen, sir.
 
[Enterprise engineering]
SCOTT:
We're just hanging on, sir.
The main energisers out.

 
KIRK
(on intercom):
Try auxiliary power.

 
SCOTT:
Aye sir.
 
[Enterprise bridge]
 
KIRK:
Damage report.

 
SPOCK:
They knew exactly where to hit us.

 
KIRK:
Who? Who knew just where to hit us?
And why?

 
 
[ Courtesy of The Human Ego, that problem will shortly solve itself — Be Mindful, Admiral. ]
 
SPOCK:
One Thing is Certain —
We cannot escape on auxiliary power.

 
KIRK:
Visual!
 
 
[ An aft-fired torpedo is incoming ]
 
...Sulu, divert all power to phasers.

 
SPOCK :
Too late.

 
KIRK: Hang on!

(the Enterprise bridge is hit as the Reliant circles)

 
KIRK:
Scotty, ...what's left?

 
SCOTT
(on intercom):
Just the batteries, sir.
I can have auxiliary power in a few minutes.

 
KIRK:
We don't have a few minutes.
...Can you give me phaser power?

 
SCOTT
(on intercom):
A few shots, sir.

 
SPOCK:
Not enough against their shields.

 
KIRK:
Who the hell are they?
UHURA: Admiral! The commander Reliant is signalling. He wishes to discuss terms of our surrender.
KIRK: Visual on screen.
UHURA (OC): Admiral?
KIRK: Do it, while we have time.
UHURA (OC): On screen, sir.
KIRK: Khan!
KHAN (on viewscreen): You still remember, Admiral. I, of cannot help but be touched. Of course, I remember you.
KIRK: What is the meaning of this attack? Where is the crew of the Reliant?
KHAN (on viewscreen): Surely I have made my meaning plain. I mean to avenge myself upon you, Admiral. I've deprived your ship of power and when I swing round I mean to deprive you of your life. But I wanted you to know first who it was who had beaten you.
KIRK: Khan, ...if its me you want, I'll have myself beamed aboard. Spare my crew!
KHAN (on viewscreen): I make you a counter-proposal, I will agree to your terms, ...if, ...if in addition to yourself, you hand over to me all data and material regarding the project called ...Genesis.
KIRK: Genesis, what's that?
KHAN (on viewscreen): Don't insult my intelligence, Kirk.
KIRK: Give me some time to recall the data on our computers.
KHAN (on viewscreen): I give you sixty seconds, Admiral.
KIRK: Clear the bridge.
SPOCK: At least we know he doesn't have Genesis.
KIRK: Keep nodding as though I'm still giving orders. Mister Saavik, punch up the data charts of Reliant's command console.
SAAVIK: Reliant's command...
KIRK: Hurry!
COUNTDOWN VOICE: Forty-five seconds.
SPOCK: The prefix code?
KIRK: It's all we've got.
SAAVIK: The chart's up, sir.
KHAN (on viewscreen): Admiral!
KIRK: We're finding it.
KHAN (on viewscreen): Admiral!
KIRK: Please, please ... give us time, ...the bridge is smashed, computers inoperative.
KHAN: Time is a luxury you don't have, Admiral.
KIRK: Damn!
KHAN (on viewscreen): Admiral!
KIRK: It's coming through now, Khan.
SPOCK: Reliant's prefix number is one six three zero nine.
SAAVIK: I don't understand.
KIRK: You have to learn why things work on a starship.
SPOCK: Each ship has its combination code.
KIRK: To prevent an enemy do what we're attempting. Using our console to order Reliant to lower her shields.

 
SPOCK:
Assuming he hasn't changed the combination.
He's quite intelligent.

 
COUNTDOWN VOICE:
Fifteen seconds.
KIRK: Khan, how do I know you'll keep your word?
KHAN (on viewscreen): Oh, I've given you no word to keep, Admiral. In my judgment, you simply have no alternative.
KIRK: I see your point. Stand by to receive our transmission. ...Mister Sulu, lock phasers on target and await my command.
SULU: Phasers locked.
KHAN (on viewscreen): Time's up, Admiral.
KIRK: Here it comes. Now, Mister Spock.
[Reliant bridge]
 
JOACHIM:
Sir! Our shields are dropping!

 
KHAN:
Raise them….!!
 
JOACHIM:
I can't!

 
KHAN:
Where's the over-ride? The over-ride?
 
[Enterprise bridge]

KIRK:
Fire! ...Fire!
 
[Reliant bridge]
 
KHAN:
Fire! Fire!
JOACHIM:
We can't fire, sir!
KHAN: Why can't you?
JOACHIM: They've damaged the photon-control and the warp drive. We must withdraw.

 
KHAN:
No! No!

 
JOACHIM:
Sir, we must!
...The Enterprise can wait. She's not going anywhere.
 
[Enterprise bridge]
 
SULU:
Sir, you did it.

 
KIRK:
I did nothing ...except get caught with my britches down. I must be senile.
Mister Saavik, you go right on quoting regulations!
 
[ Whether they exist or not. ]
 
In the meantime, let's find out how badly we've been hurt.
(Scotty stands in the turbolift doors holding the body of Midshipman Preston)
[Enterprise sickbay]
PRESTON: Is the word given, Admiral?
KIRK: The word is given. Warp speed.
PRESTON: Aye.
SCOTT: He stayed at his post ...when the trainees ran.
SPOCK (on intercom): Admiral, this is Spock.
KIRK: Yes, Spock.
SPOCK (on intercom): Engine room reports auxiliary power restored. We can proceed at impulse power.
KIRK: Best speed to Regula I. Kirk out.
McCOY: I'm sorry, Scotty.
[Regula I space laboratory - exterior]
SULU (OC): Approaching Regula and Space Lab Regula I.
UHURA (OC): Space Station Regula I, this is Starship Enterprise. Please, come in.
[Regula I space laboratory]
UHURA (on viewscreen): Space Station Regula I. Do you read? ...Space Station Regula I, this is Enterprise. Please acknowledge.
[Regula I space laboratory - exterior]
UHURA (OC): This is Enterprise. Do you read me? ...Space Station Regula I, do you read? Please come in.
[Enterprise bridge]
UHURA: No response, sir.
KIRK: Sensors, Captain?
SPOCK: Scanners and sensors still inoperative. There's no way to ascertain what's inside the station.
KIRK: And no way of telling if Reliant is still in the area.
SPOCK: Precisely.
KIRK: What do you make of the planetoid beyond?
SPOCK (OC): Regula is class 'D'. It consists of various unremarkable ores. Essentially, a great rock in space.
KIRK: Reliant could be hiding behind that rock.
SPOCK: A distinct possibility.
KIRK: Engine room.
SCOTT (on intercom): Aye sir.
KIRK: Mister Scott, do we have enough power for the transporters?
SCOTT (on intercom): Barely, sir.
KIRK: I'm going down there.
McCOY: Khan could be down there!
KIRK: He's been there, hasn't found what he wants. Can you spare someone? There may be people hurt.
McCOY: I can spare me.

 
SAAVIK:
Begging the Admiral's pardon,
General Order Fifteen :
'No flag officer shall beam into a hazardous area without armed escort.'

 
KIRK:
There is no such regulation.
...All right, join the party. Mister Spock, the ship is yours.

 
SPOCK:
Jim, be careful.
 
McCOY:
We will!
 
 
[Regula I space laboratory]
SAAVIK: Indeterminate life signs.
KIRK: Phasers on stun. ...Move out.
(a rat startles Bones. When he turns back, he bumps into bodies hanging by their feet)
McCOY: Jim! ...Well rigor hasn't set in. This couldn't have happened too long ago, Jim.
KIRK: Carol?
 
 
[Enterprise bridge]
UHURA:
This is Enterprise calling Space Lab Regula I. Respond please.
 
 
[Regula I space laboratory]
 
SAAVIK:
Admiral!
Over here.
UHURA (on intercom): Doctor Marcus, come in please.
(Kirk opens a locker)

 
KIRK:
Oh, my God!

Sunday 21 February 2021

We’re Old Rivals


“He didn’t do what I did at all

Where I stood up to make a speech, he sat down. 

He did the opposite of •everything• I did. 

And I knew that son of a bitch was going to be a star.” 




Casting Christopher Plummer as Chang

Widely credited with resurrecting the fortunes of the franchise as director of Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan and co-writer on Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, Meyer only ever had one man in mind for the role of the erudite Klingon general with the penchant for quoting William Shakespeare. 

I had always been a fanatic Christopher Plummer fan,” Meyer told StarTrek.com. “I had acquired a CD of him performing excerpts from Henry V to the accompaniment of the musical score that William Walton wrote for the Olivier movie of Henry V. 

I used to just listen to it over and over and over again. And Chang came out of that recording.” 

An avid Shakespeare fan, Meyer had seen Plummer in several productions through the years. 

It was an experience that shaped much of what went into the script for Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country – right down to the film’s subtitle which is a direct quote from Hamlet. 

Meyer began writing his script with the idea of Plummer as Chang – and he was not about to accept any alternatives. 

I said to Mary Jo Slater, who was our casting director, ‘You have to get him [Plummer] for this, because I can’t make the movie otherwise. There’s no other actor who can do this.’” 

Even so, Plummer took some convincing according to Leonard Nimoy. 

I had to get on the phone with him several times… he had turned us down,” Nimoy revealed in an interview included on the Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Blu-ray release;  

He was certainly a great choice… but we were turned down. There’s a certain kind of very good actor who’s concerned about taking on this makeup and this persona of a bad guy in a Star Trek movie…He wanted to find some way to say ‘OK, I think I can take this on,’ and make it worthwhile.” 

Despite being a fan of the original TV series, Plummer was hesitant to take the role of a Klingon on account of the heavy make-up effects he would be required to wear. 

“I didn’t want to look like every other Klingon,” Plummer later explained to William Shatner in the 2011 documentary The Captains. “We ran into great difficulty because … they said it was traditional to have all of this [the usual Klingon headpiece].” 

Plummer elaborated further in another interview for the film’s DVD release: “I found a lot of the headgear that some of them wore rather phoney. I could see where the stitches were, so I decided I’d be a little different” 

Eventually a compromise was reached. 


Finally, Nicholas [Meyer], who wrote that very witty, tongue in cheek script, he stood up for me,” Plummer explained in The Captains. “The director stood up for me and I got my way — I didn’t have the long hair.” 

Donning an eyepatch that hinted at his eventful past as a great Klingon warrior, Plummer threw himself into the role of Chang with gusto, seeing it as a chance for the “upright, glamorous leading man to play a villain.”
 
It was much more than that though. 

The Shakespeare Influences

Shatner and Plummer had a friendly rivalry that dated all the way back to the 1950s, when Shatner was Plummer’s understudy during a production of Henry V at Stratford Shakespeare Festival. 

When illness prevented Plummer from appearing one night, Shatner took his place and found a way to upstage him. 

“He didn’t do what I did at all,” Plummer recalled during an interview on George Stroumboulopoulos Tonight. “Where I stood up to make a speech, he sat down. He did the opposite of everything I did. And I knew that son of a bitch was going to be a star.” 

The role of Chang offered a rare opportunity to share the screen with his friend and rival and it was one that Plummer relished, imbuing his performance with a sense of theatricality largely lacking in the Star Trek universe up until that point. 

It wasn’t a case of Plummer trying to upstage Shatner either; his grandiose performance elevated that of his co-star, bringing an extra dimension to the role of Kirk and his prejudice against the Klingon race. 

The film’s clever use of Shakespeare quotes – designed to highlight humanity’s gravitation towards conflict – might also have fallen flat were it not for Plummer’s delivery and ability to make them a believable part of his devious warmongering character’s persona. 

It’s not all about the famous bard though – one of Plummer’s most memorable scenes comes during Kirk and McCoy’s trial on the Klingon home planet of Qo’noS. 

Plummer delivers a devastating disdainful cross-examination of Kirk that ends with the memorable line: “Don’t wait for the translation, answer me now!” 

It’s an exchange that wouldn’t have looked out of place in the kind of courtroom dramas commonplace in the 1990s, with Plummer at his grandstanding, dramatic best. 

Even Chang’s final words in the film of “to be, or not to be” – the kind of line that might have sounded cliched coming from anyone else – were imbued with a sense of fatalistic gravitas that only enhanced Plummer’s performance and the character in Star Trek folklore. 

It also served to underline the importance of Plummer’s performance. While the concept developed by Meyer and Nimoy helped enliven the flagging franchise, Plummer undoubtedly elevated the material.  He delivered the franchise’s most compelling villain since Khan Noonien Singh. 

Audiences and critics evidently agreed, with Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country garnering positive reviews and improved box office returns to help return the Enterprise to its former glories. It’s a further testament to Plummer’s performance that Chang lived on beyond the film in several Star Trek comic books and the game Star Trek: Klingon Academy – a game he happily reprised the role for. 

Plummer later reflected on the experience in his own inimitable fashion during his interview for The Captains.  

“I had the most marvelous time,” he said. “I was only jealous of David Warner (Chancellor Gorkon), who had the best line in the whole show, and I wished to hell General Chang could have said it, but it was David who said it.” 


The line in question?  “You don’t know Shakespeare until you’ve heard it in the original Klingon.”

Monday 15 February 2021

K-7 Bar




 In which four characters, in search of a Klingon spy, sit and watch Star Trek -- from The Other Side of The Room.





[K-7 bar]


(Bashir and O'Brien join Worf and Odo at their table.)

BASHIR: 

Clearly we've been going about this search business all wrong, Chief.


O'BRIEN: 

You're right. 

Why bother searching thirty decks, when you can just plonk yourself down at a bar and wait for Darvin to come to you.


ODO: 

We have reason to believe that he'll return to this area.


O'BRIEN: 

Ah, yes. The raktajino.


BASHIR: 

A vital clue that others might've missed. 

How fortunate it is that it has kept you stuck at this bar for the past three hours having drinks while we've been crawling through conduits.


(Scott, Chekov, and Freeman enter.)

O'BRIEN: 

My God, that's him.


ODO: 

Who?


O'BRIEN: 

Kirk.


WORF: 

Where?


O'BRIEN: 

On the left, in the Gold, 

just sitting down.


BASHIR: 

[ squinting ]

That's Kirk?


WORF: 

It would be an honour to meet him.


O'BRIEN: 

....let's buy him a drink(!)


ODO: 

Gentlemen, no one's buying anyone a drink.


O'BRIEN: 

He's right. 

We can't risk altering the timeline.


WAITRESS:

 What'll it be, boys? 

And don't ask for raktajino -- 

If I have to say we don't carry that one more time....


ODO: 

Who ordered raktajino?


WAITRESS: 

The Klingons.


ODO: 

Klingons?


WAITRESS: 

Over there, and over there.


BASHIR: 

Those are Klingons?


WAITRESS: 

All right. You boys have had enough.


ODO: 

.....Mister Worf?


WORF: 

[ The Jaw starts going, very quietly... and self-consciously. ]

They are Klingons --

and, it is A Long Story.


O'BRIEN: 

What happened

Some kind genetic engineering?


BASHIR: 

A viral mutation?


WORF: 

We Do Not Discuss it with Outsiders.


KORAX: 

...delusions of Godhood.

SCOTT: Take it easy, lad. Everybody's entitled to an opinion.

KORAX: That's right. And if I think that Kirk is a Denebian slime devil, well that's my opinion too.

SCOTT: Don't do it, mister, and that's an order.

CHEKOV: But you heard what he called the Captain.

O'BRIEN: Look at the way Kirk is ignoring that Klingon. He's letting the security officer handle it.

BASHIR: Chief, are you sure that's Kirk?

O'BRIEN: Absolutely.

BASHIR: Why is he wearing lieutenant's stripes?

ODO: I think we've got bigger problems than a case of mistaken identity.

KORAX: 

.....garbage scow. 

Half The Quadrant knows it. 

That's why they're learning to speak Klingonese.

CHEKOV: 

Mister Scott....


SCOTT: 

Laddie, don't you think you should --

rephrase that?


KORAX: 

You're right, I should. 

I didn't mean to say that The Enterprise should be hauling garbage. 


I meant to say that it should be hauled away as garbage.

(Scott gets up, punches Korax across a table and the brawl begins. Bashir and O'Brien stand.)

ODO: What are you doing?

(The three are attacked by 'Klingons'. Only Odo stays out of trouble, along with a few bystanders and Jones who helps himself to drinks. Finally security run in and Jones gets his stolen drink taken back by the bartender. Odo spots a familiar face outside the door and helps Worf.)

ODO: It's Darvin!

(O'Brien and Bashir are rounded up by Enterprise redshirts.)


[Captain's office]


DULMUR: Your men could've avoided that fight, Captain.

LUCSLY: Regulation one fifty seven, section three, paragraph eighteen. Starfleet officers shall take all necessary precautions to minimise any participation in historical events.

SISKO: All right. It was a mistake. But there were no lasting repercussions.

DULMUR: How do you know that? For all we know, we could be living in an alternate timeline right now.

SISKO: If my people had caused any changes in the timeline, we would have been the first to notice when we got back.

LUCSLY: Why do they all have to say that?

DULMUR: So, your men were arrested.


{Enterprise briefing room]


SISKO [OC]: That's right, but instead of being taken to the brig, they were brought in for questioning.)

KIRK: I want to know who started it.

(O'Brien and Bashir are merged nicely into the line of crewmen.)

KIRK: I'm waiting.

(Kirk stops in front of O'Brien, who has replaced Freeman from the original.)

KIRK: Who started the fight?

O'BRIEN: I don't know, sir.

KIRK: All right. Chekov, I know you. You started it didn't you?

CHEKOV: No, sir. I didn't.

KIRK: Well who did?

CHEKOV: I don't know, sir.

KIRK: I don't know, sir. I want to know who threw the first punch. All right, you're all confined to quarters until I find out who started it. Dismissed.


[Enterprise corridor]


BASHIR: That was close.

O'BRIEN: 

Me. Of all the people in the lineup, he asks me who threw the first punch.


BASHIR: 

And you lied to him.


O'BRIEN: 

I lied to Captain Kirk

I wish Keiko could have been here to see it.



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