Sunday 20 October 2024

The Vocabulary of Rope

 Captain's Log, Stardate 43993.5 :
With confirmation of The Borg's 
presence in Federation space
Admiral Hanson has returned to Starbase-324 
to discuss strategy with Starfleet Command. 
Lieutenant Commander Shelby remains 
on board to continue tactical preparations.



[Ready room]

RIKER
I've also ordered a standing Yellow Alert. 
All Federation and allied 
outposts have been warned
Ops will continue to monitor 
long range sensors. 
I've assigned Data, La Forge and 
Mister Crusher to work 
with Commander Shelby.

PICARD
Good. You've covered all the bases. 
What's your impression of Shelby?

RIKER
She knows her stuff.

PICARD: 
She has your full confidence?

RIKER: 
Well, I think she needs supervision --
She takes the initiative a little 
too easily. Sometimes with risks.

PICARD
Sounds a little like a young 
lieutenant commander 
I once recruited as a first officer.

RIKER
Perhaps.

PICARD: 
Will, what the hell are 
you still doing here?

RIKER: Sir?

PICARD: 
You've been offered 
the Melbourne.
RIKER: 
I've decided not to pursue that commission at this time.
PICARD: 
She's a fine ship, Will.
RIKER: 
Yes, but she's not the Enterprise. 
With all due respect, sir, 
you need me. Particularly now.

PICARD
Indeed? Starfleet needs good Captains
particularly now. Reconsider your decision.
RIKER
Are you telling me 
to leave, Captain?

PICARD
....I'm asking you to look at 
your career objectively
Will, you're ready to work without a net. 
You're ready to take Command. And, you know, 
the Enterprise will go along just fine without you.

[Ten Forward]

RIKER
What AM I still doing here? 
Deanna, I pushed myself hard to get this far. 
I sacrificed a lot. I always said 
I wanted my own command, and yet 
something's holding me back. 

Is it wrong for me 
to want to stay?

TROI
What do you think?

RIKER
Maybe I'm just afraid 
of the big chair.

TROI
I don't think so.

RIKER
The Captain says Shelby reminds him 
of the way I used to be. And he's right
She comes in here full of drive and ambition
Impatient, taking risks. I look at her 
and I wonder whatever happened 
to those things in me? 
I liked those things about me. 
I've lost something.

TROI
You mean you're older
more experienced
A little more seasoned.

RIKER
Seasoned -- That's a horrible 
thing to say to a man.

TROI
I don't think you've lost a thing
and I think you've gained 
more than you realise
You're much more comfortable 
with yourself than you used to be.

RIKER
Maybe that's the problem. 
I'm too comfortable here.

TROI
I'm not sure I know what that means
You're happy here. Happier than 
I've ever known you to be. 
So, it comes down 
to a simple question :

What Do You Want, Will Riker?


RUBY
I can't believe this. 
I can't believe a single thing 
that's happening, and... 
it's my birthday.

Ta-Da!
It's your what now?

RUBY
Oh, never mind me
They're going to eat Lulubelle. 
What time's dinner?

Ta-Da!
No, but it's Lulubelle's birthday... 
That is such a brilliant name. 
I wish I was called Lulubelle
And is your birthday 
on the same day?

RUBY
Yeah, but it doesn't 
mean anything. 
It's just a coincidence.

Ta-Da!
Learn The Language -- That's why 
They went after Lulubelle
Coincidence is what 
makes The Baby tasty

That's how these goblins work -- 
Chance and Coincidence and Luck
That's how I spotted you --
You've been having lots 
of bad luck, yes?

RUBY
Well... yes, but that-
that-that started way back. 
I mean, Lulu arrived today
I started having accidents weeks ago.

Ta-Da!
That was paving The Way
These goblins are Time-riders. 
They can surf the waves of Time. 
They spotted the chance of coincidence, 
and they went back and 
they wove you in.

RUBY: 
Wait. So They CAUSED my accidents? 
Were they trying to kill me?

Ta-Da!
No. No, it's more like er... 
If you walk through a day 
without any bad luck, 
that's fine, that day is nothing

But if you have 
lots of accidents
it STITCHES you IN -- 

It weaves You 
into the day. 
You become all complicated 
and knotted and vivid

All of it leading up to 
a baby on Christmas Eve. 
The same birthday 
as yours, with 
a bedroom that is 
high up in the sky. 
All the more convenient 
for a goblin ship. 

Ha! Oh, it's like 
A Tapestry. 
It's gorgeous!

RUBY
How do you know all of this?

Ta-Da!
I don't. This is a brand new science for me, 
and I love it. The Language of Luck. 
Cos what is a coincidence but a form of accident
Two things bumping together unexpectedly. Like you and me.

RUBY
No, but who are you? 
Why are you an expert in time-
travelling goblins and...

Ta-Da!
Oh! Pssh! They are not time travellers. Excuse me
Time travellers are 
great. Like the best
Like, wow. This lot just bimble.

RUBY
So if they're bimbling
why did they pick on 
Davina McCall?

Ta-Da!
Oh, that was just fun.

(The Doctor has freed himself.)

RUBY
Wait, how did you do that?

Ta-Da!
I spent a long, hot summer with 
Harry Houdini. Now then...

(The Doctor unties Ruby.)

Ta-Da! : 
Right. Let me see. Door.

RUBY
Hurry up. They're going to eat The Baby.

(He tries the sonic looks-
nothing-like-a-screwdriver. 
Let's be honest, it is a tricorder.)

Ta-Da!
Wrong world.

RUBY
Why? What is that thing?

Ta-Da!
Sonic screwdriver. But a screwdriver needs screws
This lot bind everything with knots. Ah...

RUBY
Okay, we've got to get out, because 
they could be eating The Baby 
any second now.

Ta-Da!
What time were you born?

RUBY
I don't know. They kind of just 
guessed. Two o'clock? 2pm?

Ta-Da!
Right... So.. Language
tapestrycoincidence --
That must be the 
time for The Feast. 
What... what time is it now?

RUBY
Five to two.

Ta-Da! :
 We're circling back to your flat. 
The pattern is closing
We'd better hurry up.

(Ruby kicks at the hatch to the main area.)

RUBY
Yes! Well, if you gave me a hand!

Ta-Da!
I am learning the vocabulary of rope
This stuff is their version 
of wires and electricity, 
so if we... trip the right switch...

(He pulls at a string, and the door opens.)

RUBY
What, you can speak rope

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