Saturday 6 August 2022

I Can Do Anything.





DHARMA (n.) :








Martin hates boats
Martin hates water
Martin sits in his car when we go 
on the ferry to the mainland. 
I guess it's a childhood thing. 
There's a clinical name for it, isn't there? 

Drowning


The Chief
Is it True that most people get attacked by sharks in three feet of water, about 10 feet from The Beach…? 
And that before people started to swim for recreation,  I mean before The Sharks knew what they were missing, that a lot of these attacks weren't reported? 

Hooper
That's right. 

The Chief
Now, this shark 
that swims ALONE, 
what's it called…? 

Hooper :
 ‘Rogue’. 

The Chief :
‘Rogue’, yeah…

Now, this guy, he keeps swimmin' around 
in a place where The Feeding is Good
until The Food Supply is Gone. Right? 

Hooper
That's called ‘Territoriality’ — 
It’s just A Theory,  
that I happen to agree with.


The Chief
Then why don't we have ONE more drink 
and go down and CUT That Shark OPEN? 

The Wife
Martin? Can you DO that? 

The Chief :  
I can Do Anything
I'm The Chief of Police.

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