Wednesday 29 March 2023

Ostraphobia




Hook :
Good evening, 
Ladies and Gentlemen, 
Your Captain again.

Please do not allow 
this minor turbulence 
to disturb you.

For now, please sit back, relax. 
Enjoy the remainder 
of The Flight.
Thank You.

Peter Pan's Wife :
Look what Jack drew.

Peter Pan :
That's very nice, dear.
What's that?

Peter Pan's Wife :
Fire.

Peter Pan :
Fire. Really?
Is that Our Plane?

Peter Pan's Wife :
Yep.

Peter Pan :
Who are these people?

Peter Pan's Wife :
That's Jack, that's Me, 
that's Mom...
...and that's you.

Peter Pan :
Where's my parachute?
I won't make it to 
my next birthday….

Peter Pan's Wife :
You won't die without A Phone 
and a fax machine

Peter Pan :
I got The Phone, 
and The Briefcase.

Peter Pan's Wife :
Talk to him.

Peter Pan :
…why didn't I have 
a parachute, Jackie?

Jack :
Take a wild guess.

Peter Pan :
Jackie. Jack.
Will you stop? You can 
break a window.

Jack :
They're double-layered. 
You can't break them.

Peter Pan :
Give me that.

Jack :
You're afraid you'll 
get sucked out. 

Peter Pan :
I'm not afraid of being sucked out.
Yes, you are. You're afraid 
you'll be sucked out.

Peter Pan :
Just stop.
Jack, next season, I'm coming 
to six games. I promise.

Jack :
Yeah, be sure to buy 
enough videotape.

Peter Pan :
Hey. Jack.
My Word is My Bond.

Jack :
Yeah, junk bond!

Peter Pan :
What's the matter with you? 
When are you gonna stop 
acting like A Child?

Jack :
I am a Child.

Peter Pan :
Grow up.

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