POLICEMEN

The ones featuring coppers are clearly genuine — 

See this is why they are having to replace all of the frontline male police officers with good -natured, conciliatory young women under 30, who are nosey — all of that touchy-feely Community-Outeach, Social Justice wiff-waff you saw a decade ago in Hot Fuzz, ten years ago now has just gone completely through the rooF since the 2010 Riots (which were of a highly dubious and non-spontaneous, planned and co-ordinated nature,  and then never re-occurred, meaning that a large-scale staged provocation is implied), and what with the austerity measures slashing policing budgets left, right and centre, almost all of the  senior, experienced uniformed-division male. Beat Coppers decided to cut their losses and either resign from the force outright, or opt to take early retirement, with the addition of a modest cash bump in their paying-off package deal.

But this, and countless other instances  of mostly  young men (and  indeed, yes, on occasion,only or more young females of that same age-bracket) out in public places  with HD Quality video cameras on their iPhones and similar devices to capture footage of rookie policeman,  only barely just that little bit older than themselves — why continuing with a High-Visibility Policing doctrine of  having officers in uniform, mostly rookie raw recruits all freshly-graudated and Straight Outta Hendon, being seen standing  guard on behalf of the British Public over  the local potential soft-target public right-of-way pedestrianised concourse/public transport hub /  commuter  interchange —  why that delicate mass delusion ofongoing and indefinitely self-sustaining and stable, perpetually renewable Folie a Deux of a Long Peace after almost 25 years of hard-won relative socio-ecconomic calm, on the streets and rural village communiies in the North of Ireland and elsewhere across and throughout all of the length and breadth of mainland Britain,