The Royal House of Skywalker

[Darth Vader has just cut off Luke's right hand, which has his lightsaber]

LUKE SKYWALKER,
The Shamanic Hero:
OW!!!

I have now sacrificed a limb/eye (Needlessly/Willingly) -
 This means The Shaman is about to learn something
Some Real NextLevel Shit.

DARTH VADER, 
The Ultimate Father:

 There is No Escape! 

Don't Make Me Destroy You. 

Classic Narcissist - 
"You're Making Me Kill You."
"Why are You Hurting Yourself..?"

Luke, you do not yet realize your importance. 

True Statement.

You've only begun to discover your power! 

 True Statement.

Join me, and I will complete your training! 

"Clearly, only I can teach you anything useful or valuable in your Chosen Career, the Career I have Chosen for You."

With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict, and bring order to The Galaxy.

 Except that he is  The Disorder which still remains the minority voice in The World / Galaxy - he's one of The Leaders of It.

So, What's in it for him..?


 But this is important :

Vader Doesn't Know That He is Stronger Than The Emperor

( The Emperor Does, Because He Tells Yoda That He Will Be, to Taunt Him. )

And until he knew His Son (The Future) was, in-fact, alive -

It Has Never Even Occurred to Him to Overthrow The Emperor.

Not Since The Last Conversation He Had w. His Wife, almost 20 years ago...

LUKE SKYWALKER,
The Shamanic Hero:
[struggling] 
I'll never join you!

I will become a Monk.
 

DARTH VADER, 
The Ultimate Father:

If only you knew the power of the Dark Side. 

Obi-Wan never told you what happened to Your Father.

LUKE SKYWALKER,
The Shamanic Hero:
He told me enough! 

"...all I (thought I) needed to know."

He told me you killed him!

..from a certain point of view.
Which some certain hypocritical Secondary Father of Mine chose to invest my beliefs in 
(for his own self-serving ends)

DARTH VADER, 
The Ultimate Father:

No. I am Your Father.

Vader never lies to him.
Obi-Wan (The Secondary Father) Lies to him constantly.
As All Jedi Do.

LUKE SKYWALKER,
The Shamanic Hero:
[shocked] 
No. No! That's not true! 

Yes, it's True - This Man Has No Dick.

That's impossible!

No it isn't.
He Sired You Before He Lost It.

DARTH VADER, 
The Ultimate Father:

Search your feelings; you know it to be True!

LUKE SKYWALKER,
The Shamanic Hero:
NOOOOOOO! 
NOOOOOOOO!!!

DARTH VADER, 
The Ultimate Father: 

Luke, you can destroy The Emperor. 

No, He Can't.  

Not as such.

But he can inspire The One Who Can Destroy The Emperor 

He has foreseen this. 

It's a Cassandra Prophecy.

Just like everything Snoke sees -

100% Truth, completely misinterpreted. 

It is your destiny! 

Join me, and together, we can rule the galaxy as Father and Son! 

That isn't how it works - it never works that way.

That ambitious arrogance will destroy an Empire,

and many Great Kingdoms besides.

See King Henry II, Richard I and King John.

The Ruling House of Hanover

Queen Charlotte of Meckleburg-Strelitz,
Queen Consort of Great Britain and Ireland,
Electress Consort of Hanover : 
 
"I was told that, in England, always The Prince hates The King."

 

George, Prince of Wales,

Prince of Great Britain and Ireland,

Electoral Prince of Brunswick-Luneberg

Duke of Rothsay,

Duke of Cornwall:  

Is that why he's mad? 

Queen Charlotte of Meckleburg-Strelitz,
Queen Consort of Great Britain and Ireland,
Electress Consort of Hanover : 

If he's mad, you've made him so by your idleness. 

George, Prince of Wales,

Prince of Great Britain and Ireland,

Electoral Prince of Brunswick-Luneberg

Duke of Rothsay,

Duke of Cornwall: 

If I'm idle, it's because the King gives me nothing to do. 

Queen Charlotte of Meckleburg-Strelitz,
Queen Consort of Great Britain and Ireland,
Electress Consort of Hanover : 

Do? Do what I do. I support him. 

I have of his children. 

George, Prince of Wales,

Prince of Great Britain and Ireland,

Electoral Prince of Brunswick-Luneberg

Duke of Rothsay,

Duke of Cornwall: 

Be grateful to me for giving you a breathing space... no, a breeding space. 

 I'm sorry. That really is awfully funny. 

Ha ha ha ha! 

Queen Charlotte of Meckleburg-Strelitz,
Queen Consort of Great Britain and Ireland,
Electress Consort of Hanover : 

George. No, George, please. 

George, Prince of Wales,

Prince of Great Britain and Ireland,

Electoral Prince of Brunswick-Luneberg

Duke of Rothsay,

Duke of Cornwall :
 

Ahem. 

Queen Charlotte of Meckleburg-Strelitz,
Queen Consort of Great Britain and Ireland,
Electress Consort of Hanover :

Please let me stay with him. 

Please. 

George, Prince of Wales,

Prince of Great Britain and Ireland,

Electoral Prince of Brunswick-Luneberg

Duke of Rothsay,

Duke of Cornwall:  

No, madam. 

Queen Charlotte of Meckleburg-Strelitz,
Queen Consort of Great Britain and Ireland,
Electress Consort of Hanover :

 On what authority? 

George, Prince of Wales,

Prince of Great Britain and Ireland,

Electoral Prince of Brunswick-Luneberg

Duke of Rothsay,

Duke of Cornwall :
 

Medical authority, ma'am.

On the authority of a Son, who cares for his sick Father. 

Queen Charlotte of Meckleburg-Strelitz,
Queen Consort of Great Britain and Ireland,
Electress Consort of Hanover :

But I'm his wife. 

Don't I care for him, too? 

George, Prince of Wales,

Prince of Great Britain and Ireland,

Electoral Prince of Brunswick-Luneberg

Duke of Rothsay,

Duke of Cornwall :
  

Possibly, madam. 

 But in his current frame of mind, I'm afraid,
 
His Majesty does not seem to care for you. 

Queen Charlotte of Meckleburg-Strelitz,
Queen Consort of Great Britain and Ireland,
Electress Consort of Hanover : 

No! 

DARTH VADER, 
The Ultimate Father:

Come with me. 
It is the only way. 

Clearly Not.

[Luke lets go of the projection and falls into the shaft]

"I renounce My Birthright and Shall Become a Monk."

DARTH VADER,

The Ultimate Father : 

One day, lad, all this will be yours!

LUKE SKYWALKER

The Shamanic Hero 

(He Sings) : 

What, the curtains?

DARTH VADER,

The Ultimate Father :

No. Not the curtains, lad. 

All that you can see, stretched out over the hills and valleys of this land! 

This'll be your Kingdom, lad.

HERBERT: 

But Mother--

DARTH VADER,

The Ultimate Father :

Father, lad. Father.

HERBERT: 

B-- b-- but Father, I don't want any of that.

FATHER: 

Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one... stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the strongest castle in these islands.

HERBERT: 

But I don't want any of that. I'd rather--

FATHER: 

Rather what?!

HERBERT: 

I'd rather...

[music]

...just... sing!

FATHER: 

Stop that! Stop that! 

You're not going into a song while I'm here. 

Now listen, lad. 

In twenty minutes, you're getting married to a girl whose father owns the biggest tracts of open land in Britain.

HERBERT: 

B-- but I don't want land.

FATHER: 

Listen, Alice,--

HERBERT: 

Herbert.

FATHER: 

'Erbert. We live in a bloody swamp. We need all the land we can get.

HERBERT: 

But-- but I don't like her.

FATHER: 

Don't like her?! What's wrong with her?! She's beautiful. She's rich. She's got huge... tracts o' land!

HERBERT: 

I know, but I want the-- the girl that I marry to have...

[music]

...a certain,... special... something!

FATHER: 

Cut that out! Cut that out! Look, you're marrying Princess Lucky, so you'd better get used to the idea!

[smack]

Guards! Make sure the Prince doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.