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Thursday 11 October 2018

Tradition






“ YODA DIDN’T KNIGHT ME, SO I DIDN’T KNIGHT MY OWN STUDENTS. WILL WORK ON FORMALIZING THIS.


— LUKE ”


https://youtu.be/Td4AQZMTkTQ


By the right of the Council, by the will

of the Force, I dub thee Knight of the 

Republic.



Wednesday 15 August 2018

The Royal House of Skywalker




[Darth Vader has just cut off Luke's right hand, which has his lightsaber]
LUKE SKYWALKER,
The Shamanic Hero:
OW!!!

I have now sacrificed a limb/eye (Needlessly/Willingly) -
 This means The Shaman is about to learn something
Some Real NextLevel Shit.
DARTH VADER, 
The Ultimate Father:
 There is No Escape! 

Don't Make Me Destroy You. 

Classic Narcissist - 
"You're Making Me Kill You."
"Why are You Hurting Yourself..?"

Luke, you do not yet realize your importance. 

True Statement.

You've only begun to discover your power! 

 True Statement.

Join me, and I will complete your training! 

"Clearly, only I can teach you anything useful or valuable in your Chosen Career, the Career I have Chosen for You."

With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict, and bring order to The Galaxy.
 Except that he is  The Disorder which still remains the minority voice in The World / Galaxy - he's one of The Leaders of It.

So, What's in it for him..?


 But this is important :

Vader Doesn't Know That He is Stronger Than The Emperor

( The Emperor Does, Because He Tells Yoda That He Will Be, to Taunt Him. )

And until he knew His Son (The Future) was, in-fact, alive -

It Has Never Even Occurred to Him to Overthrow The Emperor.

Not Since The Last Conversation He Had w. His Wife, almost 20 years ago...

LUKE SKYWALKER,
The Shamanic Hero:
[struggling
I'll never join you!

I will become a Monk.
 
DARTH VADER, 
The Ultimate Father:
If only you knew the power of the Dark Side. 

Obi-Wan never told you what happened to Your Father.

LUKE SKYWALKER,
The Shamanic Hero:
He told me enough! 

"...all I (thought I) needed to know."

He told me you killed him!

..from a certain point of view.
Which some certain hypocritical Secondary Father of Mine chose to invest my beliefs in 
(for his own self-serving ends)

DARTH VADER, 
The Ultimate Father:
No. I am Your Father.

Vader never lies to him.
Obi-Wan (The Secondary Father) Lies to him constantly.

As All Jedi Do.
LUKE SKYWALKER,
The Shamanic Hero:
[shocked
No. No! That's not true! 

Yes, it's True - This Man Has No Dick.

That's impossible!

No it isn't.
He Sired You Before He Lost It.



DARTH VADER, 
The Ultimate Father:
Search your feelings; you know it to be True!

LUKE SKYWALKER,
The Shamanic Hero:
NOOOOOOO! 
NOOOOOOOO!!!

DARTH VADER, 
The Ultimate Father: 
Luke, you can destroy The Emperor. 

No, He Can't.  
Not as such.
But he can inspire The One Who Can Destroy The Emperor 

He has foreseen this. 

It's a Cassandra Prophecy.
Just like everything Snoke sees -
100% Truth, completely misinterpreted. 

It is your destiny! 

Join me, and together, we can rule the galaxy as Father and Son! 

That isn't how it works - it never works that way.
That ambitious arrogance will destroy an Empire,
and many Great Kingdoms besides.

See King Henry II, Richard I and King John.

The Ruling House of Hanover



Queen Charlotte of Meckleburg-Strelitz,
Queen Consort of Great Britain and Ireland,
Electress Consort of Hanover : 
 
"I was told that, in England, always The Prince hates The King."

 
George, Prince of Wales,
Prince of Great Britain and Ireland,
Electoral Prince of Brunswick-Luneberg
Duke of Rothsay,
Duke of Cornwall:  

Is that why he's mad? 
Queen Charlotte of Meckleburg-Strelitz,
Queen Consort of Great Britain and Ireland,
Electress Consort of Hanover : 

If he's mad, you've made him so by your idleness. 
George, Prince of Wales,
Prince of Great Britain and Ireland,
Electoral Prince of Brunswick-Luneberg
Duke of Rothsay,
Duke of Cornwall: 
If I'm idle, it's because the King gives me nothing to do. 
Queen Charlotte of Meckleburg-Strelitz,
Queen Consort of Great Britain and Ireland,
Electress Consort of Hanover : 
Do? Do what I do. I support him. 
I have of his children. 

George, Prince of Wales,
Prince of Great Britain and Ireland,
Electoral Prince of Brunswick-Luneberg
Duke of Rothsay,
Duke of Cornwall: 
Be grateful to me for giving you a breathing space... no, a breeding space. 
 I'm sorry. That really is awfully funny. 
Ha ha ha ha! 
Queen Charlotte of Meckleburg-Strelitz,
Queen Consort of Great Britain and Ireland,
Electress Consort of Hanover : 

George. No, George, please. 
George, Prince of Wales,
Prince of Great Britain and Ireland,
Electoral Prince of Brunswick-Luneberg
Duke of Rothsay,
Duke of Cornwall :
 
Ahem. 
Queen Charlotte of Meckleburg-Strelitz,
Queen Consort of Great Britain and Ireland,
Electress Consort of Hanover :

Please let me stay with him. 
Please
George, Prince of Wales,
Prince of Great Britain and Ireland,
Electoral Prince of Brunswick-Luneberg
Duke of Rothsay,
Duke of Cornwall:  
No, madam. 
Queen Charlotte of Meckleburg-Strelitz,
Queen Consort of Great Britain and Ireland,
Electress Consort of Hanover :
 On what authority? 
George, Prince of Wales,
Prince of Great Britain and Ireland,
Electoral Prince of Brunswick-Luneberg
Duke of Rothsay,
Duke of Cornwall :
 
Medical authority, ma'am.
On the authority of a Son, who cares for his sick Father. 
Queen Charlotte of Meckleburg-Strelitz,
Queen Consort of Great Britain and Ireland,
Electress Consort of Hanover :

But I'm his wife. 
Don't I care for him, too? 

George, Prince of Wales,
Prince of Great Britain and Ireland,
Electoral Prince of Brunswick-Luneberg
Duke of Rothsay,
Duke of Cornwall :
  
Possibly, madam. 
 But in his current frame of mind, I'm afraid,
 
His Majesty does not seem to care for you. 
Queen Charlotte of Meckleburg-Strelitz,
Queen Consort of Great Britain and Ireland,
Electress Consort of Hanover : 

No! 

DARTH VADER, 
The Ultimate Father:
Come with me. 
It is the only way. 

Clearly Not.

[Luke lets go of the projection and falls into the shaft]

"I renounce My Birthright and Shall Become a Monk."

DARTH VADER,
The Ultimate Father : 
One day, lad, all this will be yours!

LUKE SKYWALKER
The Shamanic Hero 
(He Sings) : 
What, the curtains?

DARTH VADER,
The Ultimate Father :
No. Not the curtains, lad. 
All that you can see, stretched out over the hills and valleys of this land! 
This'll be your Kingdom, lad.

HERBERT: 
But Mother--
DARTH VADER,
The Ultimate Father :
Father, lad. Father.

HERBERT: 
B-- b-- but Father, I don't want any of that.

FATHER: 
Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one... stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the strongest castle in these islands.

HERBERT: 
But I don't want any of that. I'd rather--

FATHER: 
Rather what?!

HERBERT: 
I'd rather...

[music]

...just... sing!

FATHER: 
Stop that! Stop that! 
You're not going into a song while I'm here. 
Now listen, lad. 
In twenty minutes, you're getting married to a girl whose father owns the biggest tracts of open land in Britain.

HERBERT: 
B-- but I don't want land.

FATHER: 
Listen, Alice,--

HERBERT: 
Herbert.

FATHER: 
'Erbert. We live in a bloody swamp. We need all the land we can get.

HERBERT: 
But-- but I don't like her.

FATHER: 
Don't like her?! What's wrong with her?! She's beautiful. She's rich. She's got huge... tracts o' land!

HERBERT: 
I know, but I want the-- the girl that I marry to have...

[music]

...a certain,... special... something!

FATHER: 
Cut that out! Cut that out! Look, you're marrying Princess Lucky, so you'd better get used to the idea!

[smack]

Guards! Make sure the Prince doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.

Friday 1 June 2018

The Jedi Heresies of Master Qui Gon Jinn : MillennialProphecy,Eschatology and Quantum Destiny-Bending





Be Mindful of The LIVING Force, my young padawan.



"The Babel fish is small, yellow and leech-like, and probably the oddest thing in the Universe.

 It feeds on brainwave energy received not from its own carrier but from those around it. 

It absorbs all unconscious mental frequencies from this brainwave energy to nourish itself with. 

It then excretes into the mind of its carrier a telepathic matrix formed by combining the conscious thought frequencies with nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain which has supplied them. 

The practical upshot of all this is that if you stick a Babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand anything in any form of language. The speech patterns you actually hear decode the brainwave matrix which has been fed into your mind by your Babel fish.

Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mindbogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as the final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God.

The argument goes something like this: 

'I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, 
'for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.'

"'But,' says Man, 'the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? 
It could not have evolved by chance. 
It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED.'

"'Oh dear,' says God, 'I hadn't thought of that,
and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

"'Oh, that was easy,' says Man, 
and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.



Most leading theologians claim that this argument is a load of dingo's kidneys, but that didn't stop Oolon Colluphid making a small fortune when he used it as the central theme of his bestselling book, Well, That about Wraps It Up for God.

Meanwhile, the poor Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communication between different races and cultures, has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation."

QUI-GON: 
I need an analysis of this blood sample I'm sending you. 

OBI-WAN: 
Wait a minute... 

QUI-GON: 
I need a midichlorian count. 

OBI-WAN: 

The reading's off the chart... over twenty thousand. 
Even Master Yoda doesn't have a midi-chlorian count that high! 


QUI-GON: 
No Jedi has. 

OBI-WAN: 
What does that mean? 

QUI-GON: 
I'm not sure.



QUI-GON: 
... He was trained in the Jedi arts. 
My only conclusion can be that it was a Sith Lord. 

KI-ADI: 
Impossible! 
The Sith have been extinct for a millenium. 

MACE WINDU: 
I do not believe the Sith could have returned without us knowing. 

YODA: 
Ah, hard to see, the DarkSside is. 

MACE WINDU: 
We will use all our resources here to unravel this mystery and discover the identity of your attacker... 

May the Force be with you. 

OBI-WAN turns and leaves, but QUI-GON continues to face the Council. 

YODA: (Cont'd) 
Master Qui-Gon - more to say have you? 

QUI-GON: 
With your permission, my Master. 
I have encountered a vergence in the Force. 

YODA: 
A vergence, you say? 

MACE WINDU: 
Located around a person

QUI-GON: 
A boy... 
his cells have the highest concentration of midichlorians I have ever seen in a life form. 
It is possible he was conceived by the midichlorians. 

MACE WINDU: 
You're referring to the prophesy of 
The One Who Will Bring Balance to The Force... 
you believe it's this... boy?? 

[ NOT YET. ]

QUI-GON: 
I don't presume... 

YODA: 
But you do! 
Revealed your opinion is. 

QUI-GON: 
I request the boy be tested, Master. 

The JEDI all look to one another. They nod and turn back to OBI-WAN and QUI-GON. 

YODA: 
Trained as a Jedi, you request for him? 

QUI-GON: 
Finding him was the will of The Force... 

I have no doubt of that. 


















Ani... I'm not allowed to train you, 
so I want you to watch me and be mindful... 




... always remember, 
your focus determines your reality. 

[ LAW OF ATTRACTION ]

Stay close to me and you will be safe. 


ANAKIN: 

Master, sir... 
I heard Yoda talking about midichlorians
I've been wondering



What are midichlorians




QUI-GON: 

Midichlorians are a microcopic lifeform that reside within all living cells. 


ANAKIN: 
They live inside of me? 


QUI-GON: 
In your cells, yes... and we are symbionts with them. 

ANAKIN: 

Symbionts? 


QUI-GON: 

Life forms living together for mutual advantage. 

Without the midichlorians, life could not exist, 
and we would have no knowledge of the Force. 
They continually 'speak' to us, telling us the will of the Force. 

When you learn to quiet your mind, you will hear them 'speaking' to you. 


ANAKIN: 

I don't understand. 


QUI-GON:

With time and training, Ani... you will... you will.




" You don’t get it - SPECTACULARLY.
On at least 3 or 4, possibly up to half a dozen different levels, you’re just wrong in every way, in every respect, on every level - starting with :
1) There is no contradiction between the “two explanations”, as you call it - it’s exactly the same explanation : it’s a MYSTICAL energy field, as in, it’s unseeable, undetectable, unobservable, a non-local spooky-action-at-a-distance transmission-medium.
This is real, “Real World” science - nobody has ANY IDEA how Quantum Entanglement transmits identical symltaneous information to two mutually entangled particles thousands, millions, even hundreds of trillions of miles, or even light years sepearated from one another - but the precise reason lies somewhere in the higher dimensionality of Maxwell’s Field Equations, and the established phenomena of an induced flow of current (I.e. charged particles) in a given direction through a suitable medium (copper wire) by either linear motion, or rotation of the charged particle medium of transmission (the wire), between two oppositely charged magnet poles, in a direction perpendicular to (at 90* right-angle turn away from the direction and lines of force (flux) between the two opposing poles generating a magnetic field orientated perpendicular (again, at 90* from) the plane of the copper wires’ motion/rotation, which induces the flow of energy and linear movement of the electrons through, and along the wire - 

Monday 14 May 2018

The Force Runs Strong in my Family



Luke: 
If I don't make it back, you're the only hope for the Alliance.

Princess Leia: 
Luke, don't talk that way. 
You have a power I don't understand and could never have.

Luke: 
You're wrong, Leia. 
You have that power too. 
In time you'll learn to use it as I have. 
The Force runs strong in my family. 

My father has it. I have it. And... my sister has it. Yes. It's you, Leia.

Princess Leia: 
I know. Somehow, I've always known.







Luke Skywalker: 
I can't do it, Ben.

Obi-Wan: 
You cannot escape your destiny. 
You must face Darth Vader again.

Hang on - why, actually...?
I mean sure, for closure's sake, for the boy's mental health and hygine
- which actually is a good enough reason by itself, although it shouldn't be -

With this many lives on The Line, with the fate of the entire Galaxy, Freedom, Liberty, Egalite and The Brotherhood at stake :

Why can't somebody with a low pressence in The Force, who isn't related to him lure Vader onto The Death Star 
(since they already know that The Emperor is going to be there)

And just blow it up - as happens anyway.

 Ah - it only happens that way
Because it Was Meant to.

Destiny.
You cannot...
...destroy...
my...

DES-TINEEEEE!!!


Orson Welles' Last Words,

Transformers : The Movie (1986)

[ Orson plays the part of The Death Star in that movie - it's really  very moving. ]


Luke Skywalker: 
I can't kill my own father.

That's what I said...!

What's Truly appalling here is that apparently Ben fully expects him to do so -

Okay, Ben - Lie to Me :

Obi-Wan: 
Then the Emperor has already won. 
You were our only hope.

Tell The Truth
Tell The Truth

...or at least, Don't Lie.

Luke Skywalker: 
Yoda spoke of another.

Obi-Wan: 
The other he spoke of is your twin sister.

The Hearth.

Luke Skywalker: 
But I have no sister.

Obi-Wan: 
Hmm. To protect you both from the Emperor, you were hidden from your father when you were born. 
The Emperor knew, as I did, if Anakin were to have any offspring, they would be a threat to him. 

That is the reason why your sister remains safely anonymous.

Luke Skywalker: 
Leia! Leia is my sister.


Obi-Wan: 
Your insight serves you well. 
Bury your feelings deep down, Luke. 
They do you credit, but they could be made to serve the Emperor.





Darth Vader: 
You cannot hide forever, Luke.

Luke Skywalker: 
I will not fight you.
[ ...for Me. ]

Here we are again :
So, Guess What...?

IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU

Your Father Already Knows This -
But You Don't. Yet.

You're About to Know it.

And Your Father is Going to Teach You This
Starting From -
NOW...

Darth Vader: 
Give yourself to the Dark Side. 

Anakin is a Very Generous and completely Self-less Individual.

That's Precisely Why He Killed Himself (Basically) 
to try to Keep His Wife Alive and Allow His Son to be Born.

As the Jewish Fight Promoter says in Rocky VI:
"Hey, It's Good to Give."

Giving and Charity are not exactly synonymous - 
and Especially Within Judaic Rabbinical Tradition

So Jews will sometimes often speak of 
"Giving"

Which is Always and Specifically Monetary -

In the Jewish Tradition, Monetary Giving is 

(Alms, basically - but with certain conditions and strings attatched (actually literally, originally))

The Phrase 
"(No) Strings Attached"

was, in fact, originally a reference to the Talit

There

It is the only way you can save your friends. Yes, your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for... sister. So, you have a twin sister. Your feelings have now betrayed her, too. Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me. Now his failure is complete. If you will not turn to the Dark Side... then perhaps she will!


Luke Skywalker: 
[igniting light saber, screams] 
NEVER!

Wednesday 14 February 2018

A Vergence, You Say...



Qui-Gon Jinn: 
I have encountered a vergence in the Force.

Yoda: 
vergence, you say...

Mace Windu: 
Located around a person?

Qui-Gon Jinn: 
A boy. His cells have the highest concentration of midichlorians 
I have seen in a life-form. 
It is possible he was conceived by the midichlorians.

Mace Windu: 
You refer to the prophecy of The One Who Will Bring Balance to The Force. 

You believe it's this -  boy?




verge (n.)
"edge, rim," mid-15c., from Old French verge "twig, branch; measuring rod; penis; rod or wand of office" (12c.), hence, from the last sense, "scope, territory dominated" (as in estre suz la verge de "be under the authority of"), from Latin virga "shoot, rod, stick, slender green branch," of unknown origin.

Earliest attested sense in English is now-obsolete meaning "male member, penis" (c. 1400). Modern sense is from the notion of within the verge (c. 1500, also as Anglo-French dedeinz la verge), i.e. "subject to the Lord High Steward's authority" (as symbolized by the rod of office), originally a 12-mile radius round the king's court. Sense shifted to "the outermost edge of an expanse or area." Meaning "point at which something happens" (as in on the verge of) is first attested c. 1600. "A very curious sense development." [Weekley]

verge (v.1)

"tend, incline," c. 1600, from Latin vergere "to bend, turn, tend toward, incline," from PIE *werg- "to turn," from root *wer- (2) "to turn, bend." Influenced by verge (v.2) "provide with a border" (c. 1600); "be adjacent to" (1787), from verge (n.). Related: Verged; verging.