Showing posts with label Under My Protection. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Under My Protection. Show all posts

Thursday 17 May 2018

And It Hurts Me


Rev. Samuel Runt
My Lord Bullingdon -- You seem 
particularly glum today. 

You should be happy that 
Your Mother has re-married. 

Lord Bullingdon
Not in this way. 

And not in such haste

And certainly not to this man. 

Motherfucker.

Rev. Samuel Runt
I think you judge Your Mother too harshly -- 
Do you not like Your New Father? 

Lord Bullingdon
(hate-glare)
Not very much. 
He seems to me little more than 
a common opportunist

I don't think he loves 
My Mother at all.

And it hurts me very much, 
to see her make 
such a Fool of herself.


Doctor, I'm takin' Your Little Sister 
Under My Protection, here. 

If anything happens to her, anything at all, I swear to you, I will get VERY choked up. 

Honestly. There could be tears.




WHAT'S THE FIRST RULE 
OF FLYING, JESSI?