First appearance is issue 7. An as-yet-unnamed elderly man who, while not an official member of the Boys, works as their informant.
He is a former comic editor/writer who worked for Vought-American’s Victory Comics subsidiary, writing all the comics based on Vought’s superheroes to “give people supes like they wantedsupes to be”.
His work on superhero comics gives him incredible knowledge of them and Vought-American.
He hates “that comic-book crap”, though he lives under a comic store surrounded by his work.
The Legend has no family other than his two sons, both of whom are deceased.
His elder son was killed in Vietnam as a result of faulty rifles produced by Vought-American (which ironically resemble the British Army’s SA80 bullpup rifles).
His son’s death is the impetus for his association with Vought: to gather information in the hope he could one day assist in their destruction.
It is also revealed in issue 54 that once Vought-American introduced The Homelander to the world in 1969, The Legend made a strategic move and got himself filmed at a memorial service for the air cav that his first son served in.
Greg Mallory didn’t buy the fact that a Vought-American man felt guilty about what his company was doing.
His second son is revealed in issue 22 to be the Teenage Kix member Blarney Cock, from whom he was estranged and was satisfied that Hughie killed him.
He was produced by The Legend and Queen Maeve during a relationship that the two had together, which was confirmed in issue #57 when Hughie discover surveillance photos and transcripts of The Legend having sex with Queen Maeve.
Unlike other heroes, the Legend has shown a certain fondness for Queen Maeve, serving as her confidant at times, and showing an almost fatherly approach during her encounter with the Boys after 9/11 and on Doc Peculiar’s transcripts.
Butcher has accused The Legend of developing feelings for Queen Maeve, which could set up dire consequences for both The Boys and The Seven.
In issue 67, after informing Hughie of the death of Vas, he is confronted by Butcher and dies from a heart attack.
“ I tend to think that what fame has done is to replace The Sea as the element of choice of adventure for Young People.
If
you were a dashing Young Man in the 19th century you would probably
have wanted to run away To Sea, just as in the 20th century you might
decide that you want to run away and form a pop band.
The
difference is that in the 19th century, before running away To Sea, you
would have had at least some understanding of the element that you were
dealing with and would have perhaps, say, learned to swim ...
The thing is that there is no manual for how to cope with fame.
So you'll get some, otherwise likeable young person, who has done one good comic book, one good film, one good record, suddenly told that they are a genius, who believes
it and who runs out laughing and splashing into the billows of
celebrity, and whose heroin-sodden corpse is washed up a few weeks later
in the shallows of the tabloids. ”
Stan “The Legend” Lee : You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?
Brodie Bruce : Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.
Stan “The Legend” Lee : Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice. They look happy, don't they ?
What, the bras ?
Stan “The Legend” Lee : No, the couple. They look happy. I guess, as far as couples go.
Stan “The Legend” Lee :
You know, it reminds me of an issue of Spider-Man I did. When Peter Parker and Gwen Stacy went lingerie shopping.
[ NEVER HAPPENED ] Of course, the Green Goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place.
[ NEVER HAPPENED ]
But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing. Oh, my god ! Holy shit ! Aren't you-- oh.
Stan Lee. Hi.
The Fantastic Four.
Reed Richards.
Can his whole body stretch ? Every part, like his-- [ Chuckles ]
I know what you mean. We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days. I mean, what with the Comic book code and all. I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're responsible for the greats. Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty. The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so. Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it. Shit, man, you are a god ! Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ? What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on couples in love. I like that sort of thing.
Tell me, do you have a girlfriend, Brodie ? Had one.
We just broke up. The Thing !
Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his body ? [ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie. Why did you and your girlfriend break up ?
She was a pain in the ass. She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy. Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can relate. There was a time when it was all about comics for me. I had a girl, probably the same as yours. She always complained that I spent too much time with my own comics. And, eventually, we broke up. See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field. Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead. Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl. Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got married. I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window. No way. Well, what'd you do ? I went on with my life. I created some special new superheroes. They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own regrets. How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor... To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah. Okay. That was me beneath the armor. The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next. Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up. So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big regret. Yeah. The girl that got away. Look, do yourself a favor, brodie. Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women, [ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world, They can't substitute for that one person. I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true believer. Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work. You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em. - Hey, stan. - Yeah ? - She really meant I'd give it all up, all of it, For just one more day with her. Take care. Stan. Hi. I think he bought it. What kind of story'd you give him ? Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman anniversary issue. "Love be a vulture tonight." [ Laughs ] I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it. But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs. But he'll outgrow it. Okay.
You, uh, looking at that couple inside ? Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here. Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice. They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ? No, the couple. They look happy. I guess, as far as couples go. You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did. When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping. Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place. But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing. Oh, my god ! Holy shit ! Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi. What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor. Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv, I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ? What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'. I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'. He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen. Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous. There's only one thing that could take off that edge. Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are staring at you on tv. And what's that ? Snootchy bootchy noochies. The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ? Every part, like his-- [ Chuckles ] I know what you mean. We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days. I mean, what with the comic book code and all. I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're responsible for the greats. Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty. The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so. Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it. Shit, man, you are a god ! Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ? What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on couples in love. I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend, brodie ? Had one. We just broke up. The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his body ? [ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie. Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the ass. She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy. Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can relate. There was a time when it was all about comics for me. I had a girl, probably the same as yours. She always complained that I spent too much time with my own comics. And, eventually, we broke up. See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field. Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead. Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl. Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got married. I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window. No way. Well, what'd you do ? I went on with my life. I created some special new superheroes. They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own regrets. How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor... To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah. Okay. That was me beneath the armor. The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next. Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up. So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big regret. Yeah. The girl that got away. Look, do yourself a favor, brodie. Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women, [ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world, They can't substitute for that one person. I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true believer. Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work. You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em. - Hey, stan. - Yeah ? - She really meant I'd give it all up, all of it, For just one more day with her. Take care. Stan. Hi. I think he bought it. What kind of story'd you give him ? Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman anniversary issue. "Love be a vulture tonight." [ Laughs ] I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it. But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs. But he'll outgrow it. Okay.
You, uh, looking at that couple inside ? Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here. Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice. They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ? No, the couple. They look happy. I guess, as far as couples go. You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did. When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping. Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place. But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing. Oh, my god ! Holy shit ! Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi. What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor. Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv, I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ? What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'. I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'. He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen. Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous. There's only one thing that could take off that edge. Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are staring at you on tv. And what's that ? Snootchy bootchy noochies. The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ? Every part, like his-- [ Chuckles ] I know what you mean. We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days. I mean, what with the comic book code and all. I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're responsible for the greats. Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty. The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so. Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it. Shit, man, you are a god ! Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ? What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on couples in love. I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend, brodie ? Had one. We just broke up. The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his body ? [ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie. Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the ass. She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy. Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can relate. There was a time when it was all about comics for me. I had a girl, probably the same as yours. She always complained that I spent too much time with my own comics. And, eventually, we broke up. See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field. Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead. Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl. Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got married. I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window. No way. Well, what'd you do ? I went on with my life. I created some special new superheroes. They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own regrets. How so ? Doctor Doom wears body armor... To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah. Okay. That was me beneath the armor. The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next. Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up. So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big regret. Yeah. The girl that got away. Look, do yourself a favor, brodie. Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women, [ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world, They can't substitute for that one person. I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true believer. Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work. You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em. - Hey, stan. - Yeah ? - She really meant I'd give it all up, all of it, For just one more day with her. Take care. Stan. Hi. I think he bought it. What kind of story'd you give him ? Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman anniversary issue. "Love be a vulture tonight." [ Laughs ] I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it. But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs. But he'll outgrow it. Okay.
You, uh, looking at that couple inside ? Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here. Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice. They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ? No, the couple. They look happy. I guess, as far as couples go. You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did. When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping. Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place. But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing. Oh, my god ! Holy shit ! Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi. What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor. Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv, I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ? What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'. I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'. He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen. Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous. There's only one thing that could take off that edge. Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are staring at you on tv. And what's that ? Snootchy bootchy noochies. The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ? Every part, like his-- [ Chuckles ] I know what you mean. We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days. I mean, what with the comic book code and all. I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're responsible for the greats. Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty. The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so. Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it. Shit, man, you are a god ! Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ? What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on couples in love. I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend, brodie ? Had one. We just broke up. The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his body ? [ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie. Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the ass. She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy. Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can relate. There was a time when it was all about comics for me. I had a girl, probably the same as yours. She always complained that I spent too much time with my own comics. And, eventually, we broke up. See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field. Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead. Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl. Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got married. I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window. No way. Well, what'd you do ? I went on with my life. I created some special new superheroes. They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own regrets. How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor... To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah. Okay. That was me beneath the armor. The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next. Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up. So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big regret. Yeah. The girl that got away. Look, do yourself a favor, brodie. Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women, [ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world, They can't substitute for that one person. I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true believer. Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work. You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em. - Hey, stan. - Yeah ? - She really meant I'd give it all up, all of it, For just one more day with her. Take care. Stan. Hi. I think he bought it. What kind of story'd you give him ? Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman anniversary issue. "Love be a vulture tonight." [ Laughs ] I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it. But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs. But he'll outgrow it. Okay.
You, uh, looking at that couple inside ? Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here. Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice. They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ? No, the couple. They look happy. I guess, as far as couples go. You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did. When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping. Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place. But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing. Oh, my god ! Holy shit ! Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi. What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor. Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv, I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ? What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'. I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'. He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen. Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous. There's only one thing that could take off that edge. Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are staring at you on tv. And what's that ? Snootchy bootchy noochies. The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ? Every part, like his-- [ Chuckles ] I know what you mean. We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days. I mean, what with the comic book code and all. I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're responsible for the greats. Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty. The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so. Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it. Shit, man, you are a god ! Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ? What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on couples in love. I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend, brodie ? Had one. We just broke up. The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his body ? [ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie. Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the ass. She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy. Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can relate. There was a time when it was all about comics for me. I had a girl, probably the same as yours. She always complained that I spent too much time with my own comics. And, eventually, we broke up. See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field. Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead. Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl. Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got married. I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window. No way. Well, what'd you do ? I went on with my life. I created some special new superheroes. They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own regrets. How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor... To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah. Okay. That was me beneath the armor. The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next. Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up. So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big regret. Yeah. The girl that got away. Look, do yourself a favor, brodie. Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women, [ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world, They can't substitute for that one person. I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true believer. Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work. You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em. - Hey, stan. - Yeah ? - She really meant I'd give it all up, all of it, For just one more day with her. Take care. Stan. Hi. I think he bought it. What kind of story'd you give him ? Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman anniversary issue. "Love be a vulture tonight." [ Laughs ] I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it. But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs. But he'll outgrow it. Okay.
You, uh, looking at that couple inside ? Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here. Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice. They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ? No, the couple. They look happy. I guess, as far as couples go. You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did. When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping. Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place. But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing. Oh, my god ! Holy shit ! Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi. What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor. Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv, I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ? What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'. I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'. He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen. Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous. There's only one thing that could take off that edge. Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are staring at you on tv. And what's that ? Snootchy bootchy noochies. The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ? Every part, like his-- [ Chuckles ] I know what you mean. We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days. I mean, what with the comic book code and all. I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're responsible for the greats. Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty. The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so. Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it. Shit, man, you are a god ! Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ? What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on couples in love. I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend, brodie ? Had one. We just broke up. The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his body ? [ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie. Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the ass. She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy. Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can relate. There was a time when it was all about comics for me. I had a girl, probably the same as yours. She always complained that I spent too much time with my own comics. And, eventually, we broke up. See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field. Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead. Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl. Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got married. I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window. No way. Well, what'd you do ? I went on with my life. I created some special new superheroes. They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own regrets. How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor... To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah. Okay. That was me beneath the armor. The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next. Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up. So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big regret. Yeah. The girl that got away. Look, do yourself a favor, brodie. Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women, [ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world, They can't substitute for that one person. I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true believer. Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work. You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em. - Hey, stan. - Yeah ? - She really meant I'd give it all up, all of it, For just one more day with her. Take care. Stan. Hi. I think he bought it. What kind of story'd you give him ? Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman anniversary issue. "Love be a vulture tonight." [ Laughs ] I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it. But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs. But he'll outgrow it. Okay.
You, uh, looking at that couple inside ? Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here. Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice. They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ? No, the couple. They look happy. I guess, as far as couples go. You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did. When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping. Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place. But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing. Oh, my god ! Holy shit ! Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi. What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor. Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv, I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ? What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'. I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'. He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen. Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous. There's only one thing that could take off that edge. Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are staring at you on tv. And what's that ? Snootchy bootchy noochies. The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ? Every part, like his-- [ Chuckles ] I know what you mean. We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days. I mean, what with the comic book code and all. I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're responsible for the greats. Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty. The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so. Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it. Shit, man, you are a god ! Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ? What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on couples in love. I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend, brodie ? Had one. We just broke up. The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his body ? [ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie. Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the ass. She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy. Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can relate. There was a time when it was all about comics for me. I had a girl, probably the same as yours. She always complained that I spent too much time with my own comics. And, eventually, we broke up. See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field. Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead. Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl. Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got married. I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window. No way. Well, what'd you do ? I went on with my life. I created some special new superheroes. They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own regrets. How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor... To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah. Okay. That was me beneath the armor. The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next. Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up. So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big regret. Yeah. The girl that got away. Look, do yourself a favor, brodie. Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women, [ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world, They can't substitute for that one person. I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true believer. Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work. You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em. - Hey, stan. - Yeah ? - She really meant I'd give it all up, all of it, For just one more day with her. Take care. Stan. Hi. I think he bought it. What kind of story'd you give him ? Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman anniversary issue. "Love be a vulture tonight." [ Laughs ] I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it. But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs. But he'll outgrow it. Okay.
You, uh, looking at that couple inside ? Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here. Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice. They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ? No, the couple. They look happy. I guess, as far as couples go. You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did. When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping. Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place. But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing. Oh, my god ! Holy shit ! Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi. What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor. Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv, I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ? What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'. I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'. He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen. Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous. There's only one thing that could take off that edge. Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are staring at you on tv. And what's that ? Snootchy bootchy noochies. The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ? Every part, like his-- [ Chuckles ] I know what you mean. We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days. I mean, what with the comic book code and all. I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're responsible for the greats. Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty. The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so. Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it. Shit, man, you are a god ! Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ? What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on couples in love. I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend, brodie ? Had one. We just broke up. The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his body ? [ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie. Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the ass. She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy. Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can relate. There was a time when it was all about comics for me. I had a girl, probably the same as yours. She always complained that I spent too much time with my own comics. And, eventually, we broke up. See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field. Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead. Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl. Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got married. I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window. No way. Well, what'd you do ? I went on with my life. I created some special new superheroes. They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own regrets. How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor... To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah. Okay. That was me beneath the armor. The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next. Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up. So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big regret. Yeah. The girl that got away. Look, do yourself a favor, brodie. Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women, [ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world, They can't substitute for that one person. I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true believer. Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work. You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em. - Hey, stan. - Yeah ? - She really meant I'd give it all up, all of it, For just one more day with her. Take care. Stan. Hi. I think he bought it. What kind of story'd you give him ? Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman anniversary issue. "Love be a vulture tonight." [ Laughs ] I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it. But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs. But he'll outgrow it. Okay.
You, uh, looking at that couple inside ? Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here. Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice. They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ? No, the couple. They look happy. I guess, as far as couples go. You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did. When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping. Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place. But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing. Oh, my god ! Holy shit ! Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi. What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor. Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv, I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ? What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'. I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'. He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen. Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous. There's only one thing that could take off that edge. Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are staring at you on tv. And what's that ? Snootchy bootchy noochies. The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ? Every part, like his-- [ Chuckles ] I know what you mean. We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days. I mean, what with the comic book code and all. I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're responsible for the greats. Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty. The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so. Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it. Shit, man, you are a god ! Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ? What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on couples in love. I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend, brodie ? Had one. We just broke up. The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his body ? [ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie. Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the ass. She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy. Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can relate. There was a time when it was all about comics for me. I had a girl, probably the same as yours. She always complained that I spent too much time with my own comics. And, eventually, we broke up. See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field. Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead. Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl. Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got married. I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window. No way. Well, what'd you do ? I went on with my life. I created some special new superheroes. They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own regrets. How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor... To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah. Okay. That was me beneath the armor. The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next. Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up. So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big regret. Yeah. The girl that got away. Look, do yourself a favor, brodie. Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women, [ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world, They can't substitute for that one person. I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true believer. Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work. You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em. - Hey, stan. - Yeah ? - She really meant I'd give it all up, all of it, For just one more day with her. Take care. Stan. Hi. I think he bought it. What kind of story'd you give him ? Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman anniversary issue. "Love be a vulture tonight." [ Laughs ] I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it. But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs. But he'll outgrow it. Okay.
You, uh, looking at that couple inside ? Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here. Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice. They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ? No, the couple. They look happy. I guess, as far as couples go. You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did. When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping. Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place. But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing. Oh, my god ! Holy shit ! Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi. What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor. Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv, I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ? What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'. I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'. He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen. Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous. There's only one thing that could take off that edge. Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are staring at you on tv. And what's that ? Snootchy bootchy noochies. The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ? Every part, like his-- [ Chuckles ] I know what you mean. We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days. I mean, what with the comic book code and all. I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're responsible for the greats. Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty. The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so. Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it. Shit, man, you are a god ! Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ? What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on couples in love. I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend, brodie ? Had one. We just broke up. The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his body ? [ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie. Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the ass. She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy. Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can relate. There was a time when it was all about comics for me. I had a girl, probably the same as yours. She always complained that I spent too much time with my own comics. And, eventually, we broke up. See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field. Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead. Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl. Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got married. I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window. No way. Well, what'd you do ? I went on with my life. I created some special new superheroes. They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own regrets. How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor... To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah. Okay. That was me beneath the armor. The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next. Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up. So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big regret. Yeah. The girl that got away. Look, do yourself a favor, brodie. Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women, [ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world, They can't substitute for that one person. I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true believer. Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work. You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em. - Hey, stan. - Yeah ? - She really meant I'd give it all up, all of it, For just one more day with her. Take care. Stan. Hi. I think he bought it. What kind of story'd you give him ? Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman anniversary issue. "Love be a vulture tonight." [ Laughs ] I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it. But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs. But he'll outgrow it. Okay.
You, uh, looking at that couple inside ? Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here. Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice. They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ? No, the couple. They look happy. I guess, as far as couples go. You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did. When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping. Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place. But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing. Oh, my god ! Holy shit ! Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi. What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor. Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv, I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ? What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'. I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'. He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen. Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous. There's only one thing that could take off that edge. Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are staring at you on tv. And what's that ? Snootchy bootchy noochies. The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ? Every part, like his-- [ Chuckles ] I know what you mean. We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days. I mean, what with the comic book code and all. I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're responsible for the greats. Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty. The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so. Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it. Shit, man, you are a god ! Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ? What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on couples in love. I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend, brodie ? Had one. We just broke up. The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his body ? [ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie. Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the ass. She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy. Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can relate. There was a time when it was all about comics for me. I had a girl, probably the same as yours. She always complained that I spent too much time with my own comics. And, eventually, we broke up. See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field. Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead. Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl. Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got married. I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window. No way. Well, what'd you do ? I went on with my life. I created some special new superheroes. They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own regrets. How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor... To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah. Okay. That was me beneath the armor. The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next. Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up. So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big regret. Yeah. The girl that got away. Look, do yourself a favor, brodie. Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women, [ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world, They can't substitute for that one person. I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true believer. Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work. You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em. - Hey, stan. - Yeah ? - She really meant I'd give it all up, all of it, For just one more day with her. Take care. Stan. Hi. I think he bought it. What kind of story'd you give him ? Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman anniversary issue. "Love be a vulture tonight." [ Laughs ] I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it. But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs. But he'll outgrow it. Okay.
You, uh, looking at that couple inside ? Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here. Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice. They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ? No, the couple. They look happy. I guess, as far as couples go. You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did. When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping. Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place. But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing. Oh, my god ! Holy shit ! Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi. What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor. Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv, I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ? What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'. I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'. He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen. Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous. There's only one thing that could take off that edge. Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are staring at you on tv. And what's that ? Snootchy bootchy noochies. The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ? Every part, like his-- [ Chuckles ] I know what you mean. We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days. I mean, what with the comic book code and all. I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're responsible for the greats. Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty. The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so. Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it. Shit, man, you are a god ! Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ? What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on couples in love. I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend, brodie ? Had one. We just broke up. The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his body ? [ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie. Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the ass. She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy. Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can relate. There was a time when it was all about comics for me. I had a girl, probably the same as yours. She always complained that I spent too much time with my own comics. And, eventually, we broke up. See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field. Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead. Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl. Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got married. I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window. No way. Well, what'd you do ? I went on with my life. I created some special new superheroes. They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own regrets. How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor... To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah. Okay. That was me beneath the armor. The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next. Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up. So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big regret. Yeah. The girl that got away. Look, do yourself a favor, brodie. Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women, [ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world, They can't substitute for that one person. I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true believer. Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work. You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em. - Hey, stan. - Yeah ? - She really meant I'd give it all up, all of it, For just one more day with her. Take care. Stan. Hi. I think he bought it. What kind of story'd you give him ? Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman anniversary issue. "Love be a vulture tonight." [ Laughs ] I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it. But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs. But he'll outgrow it. Okay.
You, uh, looking at that couple inside ? Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here. Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice. They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ? No, the couple. They look happy. I guess, as far as couples go. You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did. When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping. Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place. But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing. Oh, my god ! Holy shit ! Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi. What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor. Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv, I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ? What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'. I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'. He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen. Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous. There's only one thing that could take off that edge. Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are staring at you on tv. And what's that ? Snootchy bootchy noochies. The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ? Every part, like his-- [ Chuckles ] I know what you mean. We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days. I mean, what with the comic book code and all. I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're responsible for the greats. Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty. The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so. Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it. Shit, man, you are a god ! Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ? What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on couples in love. I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend, brodie ? Had one. We just broke up. The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his body ? [ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie. Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the ass. She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy. Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can relate. There was a time when it was all about comics for me. I had a girl, probably the same as yours. She always complained that I spent too much time with my own comics. And, eventually, we broke up. See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field. Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead. Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl. Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got married. I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window. No way. Well, what'd you do ? I went on with my life. I created some special new superheroes. They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own regrets. How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor... To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah. Okay. That was me beneath the armor. The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next. Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up. So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big regret. Yeah. The girl that got away. Look, do yourself a favor, brodie. Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women, [ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world, They can't substitute for that one person. I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true believer. Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work. You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em. - Hey, stan. - Yeah ? - She really meant I'd give it all up, all of it, For just one more day with her. Take care. Stan. Hi. I think he bought it. What kind of story'd you give him ? Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman anniversary issue. "Love be a vulture tonight." [ Laughs ] I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it. But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs. But he'll outgrow it. Okay.
You, uh, looking at that couple inside ? Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here. Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice. They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ? No, the couple. They look happy. I guess, as far as couples go. You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did. When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping. Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place. But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing. Oh, my god ! Holy shit ! Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi. What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor. Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv, I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ? What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'. I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'. He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen. Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous. There's only one thing that could take off that edge. Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are staring at you on tv. And what's that ? Snootchy bootchy noochies. The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ? Every part, like his-- [ Chuckles ] I know what you mean. We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days. I mean, what with the comic book code and all. I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're responsible for the greats. Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty. The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so. Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it. Shit, man, you are a god ! Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ? What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on couples in love. I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend, brodie ? Had one. We just broke up. The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his body ? [ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie. Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the ass. She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy. Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can relate. There was a time when it was all about comics for me. I had a girl, probably the same as yours. She always complained that I spent too much time with my own comics. And, eventually, we broke up. See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field. Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead. Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl. Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got married. I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window. No way. Well, what'd you do ? I went on with my life. I created some special new superheroes. They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own regrets. How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor... To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah. Okay. That was me beneath the armor. The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next. Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up. So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big regret. Yeah. The girl that got away. Look, do yourself a favor, brodie. Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women, [ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world, They can't substitute for that one person. I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true believer. Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work. You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em. - Hey, stan. - Yeah ? - She really meant I'd give it all up, all of it, For just one more day with her. Take care. Stan. Hi. I think he bought it. What kind of story'd you give him ? Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman anniversary issue. "Love be a vulture tonight." [ Laughs ] I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it. But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs. But he'll outgrow it. Okay.
You, uh, looking at that couple inside ? Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here. Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice. They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ? No, the couple. They look happy. I guess, as far as couples go. You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did. When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping. Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place. But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing. Oh, my god ! Holy shit ! Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi. What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor. Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv, I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ? What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'. I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'. He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen. Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous. There's only one thing that could take off that edge. Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are staring at you on tv. And what's that ? Snootchy bootchy noochies. The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ? Every part, like his-- [ Chuckles ] I know what you mean. We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days. I mean, what with the comic book code and all. I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're responsible for the greats. Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty. The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so. Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it. Shit, man, you are a god ! Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ? What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on couples in love. I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend, brodie ? Had one. We just broke up. The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his body ? [ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie. Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the ass. She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy. Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can relate. There was a time when it was all about comics for me. I had a girl, probably the same as yours. She always complained that I spent too much time with my own comics. And, eventually, we broke up. See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field. Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead. Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl. Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got married. I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window. No way. Well, what'd you do ? I went on with my life. I created some special new superheroes. They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own regrets. How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor... To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah. Okay. That was me beneath the armor. The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next. Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up. So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big regret. Yeah. The girl that got away. Look, do yourself a favor, brodie. Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women, [ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world, They can't substitute for that one person. I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true believer. Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work. You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em. - Hey, stan. - Yeah ? - She really meant I'd give it all up, all of it, For just one more day with her. Take care. Stan. Hi. I think he bought it. What kind of story'd you give him ? Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman anniversary issue. "Love be a vulture tonight." [ Laughs ] I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it. But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs. But he'll outgrow it. Okay.
You, uh, looking at that couple inside ? Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here. Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice. They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ? No, the couple. They look happy. I guess, as far as couples go. You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did. When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping. Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place. But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing. Oh, my god ! Holy shit ! Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi. What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor. Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv, I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ? What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'. I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'. He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen. Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous. There's only one thing that could take off that edge. Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are staring at you on tv. And what's that ? Snootchy bootchy noochies. The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ? Every part, like his-- [ Chuckles ] I know what you mean. We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days. I mean, what with the comic book code and all. I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're responsible for the greats. Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty. The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so. Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it. Shit, man, you are a god ! Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ? What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on couples in love. I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend, brodie ? Had one. We just broke up. The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his body ? [ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie. Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the ass. She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy. Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can relate. There was a time when it was all about comics for me. I had a girl, probably the same as yours. She always complained that I spent too much time with my own comics. And, eventually, we broke up. See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field. Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead. Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl. Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got married. I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window. No way. Well, what'd you do ? I went on with my life. I created some special new superheroes. They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own regrets. How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor... To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah. Okay. That was me beneath the armor. The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next. Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up. So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big regret. Yeah. The girl that got away. Look, do yourself a favor, brodie. Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women, [ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world, They can't substitute for that one person. I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true believer. Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work. You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em. - Hey, stan. - Yeah ? - She really meant I'd give it all up, all of it, For just one more day with her. Take care. Stan. Hi. I think he bought it. What kind of story'd you give him ? Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman anniversary issue. "Love be a vulture tonight." [ Laughs ] I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it. But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs. But he'll outgrow it. Okay.
You, uh, looking at that couple inside ? Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here. Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice. They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ? No, the couple. They look happy. I guess, as far as couples go. You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did. When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping. Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place. But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing. Oh, my god ! Holy shit ! Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi. What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor. Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv, I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ? What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'. I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'. He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen. Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous. There's only one thing that could take off that edge. Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are staring at you on tv. And what's that ? Snootchy bootchy noochies. The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ? Every part, like his-- [ Chuckles ] I know what you mean. We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days. I mean, what with the comic book code and all. I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're responsible for the greats. Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty. The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so. Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it. Shit, man, you are a god ! Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ? What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on couples in love. I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend, brodie ? Had one. We just broke up. The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his body ? [ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie. Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the ass. She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy. Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can relate. There was a time when it was all about comics for me. I had a girl, probably the same as yours. She always complained that I spent too much time with my own comics. And, eventually, we broke up. See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field. Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead. Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl. Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got married. I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window. No way. Well, what'd you do ? I went on with my life. I created some special new superheroes. They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own regrets. How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor... To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah. Okay. That was me beneath the armor. The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next. Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up. So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big regret. Yeah. The girl that got away. Look, do yourself a favor, brodie. Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women, [ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world, They can't substitute for that one person. I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true believer. Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work. You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em. - Hey, stan. - Yeah ? - She really meant I'd give it all up, all of it, For just one more day with her. Take care. Stan. Hi. I think he bought it. What kind of story'd you give him ? Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman anniversary issue. "Love be a vulture tonight." [ Laughs ] I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it. But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs. But he'll outgrow it. Okay.
You, uh, looking at that couple inside ? Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here. Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice. They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ? No, the couple. They look happy. I guess, as far as couples go. You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did. When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping. Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place. But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing. Oh, my god ! Holy shit ! Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi. What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor. Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv, I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ? What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'. I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'. He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen. Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous. There's only one thing that could take off that edge. Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are staring at you on tv. And what's that ? Snootchy bootchy noochies. The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ? Every part, like his-- [ Chuckles ] I know what you mean. We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days. I mean, what with the comic book code and all. I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're responsible for the greats. Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty. The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so. Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it. Shit, man, you are a god ! Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ? What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on couples in love. I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend, brodie ? Had one. We just broke up. The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his body ? [ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie. Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the ass. She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy. Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can relate. There was a time when it was all about comics for me. I had a girl, probably the same as yours. She always complained that I spent too much time with my own comics. And, eventually, we broke up. See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field. Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead. Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl. Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got married. I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window. No way. Well, what'd you do ? I went on with my life. I created some special new superheroes. They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own regrets. How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor... To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah. Okay. That was me beneath the armor. The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next. Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up. So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big regret. Yeah. The girl that got away. Look, do yourself a favor, brodie. Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women, [ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world, They can't substitute for that one person. I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true believer. Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work. You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em. - Hey, stan. - Yeah ? - She really meant I'd give it all up, all of it, For just one more day with her. Take care. Stan. Hi. I think he bought it. What kind of story'd you give him ? Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman anniversary issue. "Love be a vulture tonight." [ Laughs ] I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it. But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs. But he'll outgrow it. Okay.
You, uh, looking at that couple inside ? Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here. Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice. They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ? No, the couple. They look happy. I guess, as far as couples go. You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did. When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping. Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place. But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing. Oh, my god ! Holy shit ! Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi. What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor. Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv, I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ? What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'. I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'. He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen. Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous. There's only one thing that could take off that edge. Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are staring at you on tv. And what's that ? Snootchy bootchy noochies. The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ? Every part, like his-- [ Chuckles ] I know what you mean. We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days. I mean, what with the comic book code and all. I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're responsible for the greats. Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty. The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so. Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it. Shit, man, you are a god ! Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ? What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on couples in love. I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend, brodie ? Had one. We just broke up. The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his body ? [ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie. Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the ass. She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy. Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can relate. There was a time when it was all about comics for me. I had a girl, probably the same as yours. She always complained that I spent too much time with my own comics. And, eventually, we broke up. See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field. Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead. Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl. Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got married. I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window. No way. Well, what'd you do ? I went on with my life. I created some special new superheroes. They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own regrets. How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor... To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah. Okay. That was me beneath the armor. The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next. Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up. So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big regret. Yeah. The girl that got away. Look, do yourself a favor, brodie. Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women, [ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world, They can't substitute for that one person. I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true believer. Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work. You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em. - Hey, stan. - Yeah ? - She really meant I'd give it all up, all of it, For just one more day with her. Take care. Stan. Hi. I think he bought it. What kind of story'd you give him ? Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman anniversary issue. "Love be a vulture tonight." [ Laughs ] I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it. But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs. But he'll outgrow it. Okay.
You, uh, looking at that couple inside ? Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here. Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice. They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ? No, the couple. They look happy. I guess, as far as couples go. You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did. When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping. Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place. But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing. Oh, my god ! Holy shit ! Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi. What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor. Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv, I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ? What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'. I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'. He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen. Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous. There's only one thing that could take off that edge. Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are staring at you on tv. And what's that ? Snootchy bootchy noochies. The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ? Every part, like his-- [ Chuckles ] I know what you mean. We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days. I mean, what with the comic book code and all. I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're responsible for the greats. Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty. The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so. Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it. Shit, man, you are a god ! Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ? What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on couples in love. I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend, brodie ? Had one. We just broke up. The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his body ? [ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie. Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the ass. She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy. Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can relate. There was a time when it was all about comics for me. I had a girl, probably the same as yours. She always complained that I spent too much time with my own comics. And, eventually, we broke up. See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field. Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead. Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl. Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got married. I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window. No way. Well, what'd you do ? I went on with my life. I created some special new superheroes. They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own regrets. How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor... To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah. Okay. That was me beneath the armor. The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next. Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up. So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big regret. Yeah. The girl that got away. Look, do yourself a favor, brodie. Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women, [ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world, They can't substitute for that one person. I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true believer. Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work. You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em. - Hey, stan. - Yeah ? - She really meant I'd give it all up, all of it, For just one more day with her. Take care. Stan. Hi. I think he bought it. What kind of story'd you give him ? Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman anniversary issue. "Love be a vulture tonight." [ Laughs ] I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it. But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs. But he'll outgrow it. Okay.
You, uh, looking at that couple inside ? Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here. Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice. They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ? No, the couple. They look happy. I guess, as far as couples go. You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did. When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping. Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place. But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing. Oh, my god ! Holy shit ! Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi. What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor. Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv, I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ? What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'. I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'. He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen. Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous. There's only one thing that could take off that edge. Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are staring at you on tv. And what's that ? Snootchy bootchy noochies. The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ? Every part, like his-- [ Chuckles ] I know what you mean. We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days. I mean, what with the comic book code and all. I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're responsible for the greats. Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty. The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so. Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it. Shit, man, you are a god ! Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ? What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on couples in love. I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend, brodie ? Had one. We just broke up. The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his body ? [ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie. Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the ass. She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy. Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can relate. There was a time when it was all about comics for me. I had a girl, probably the same as yours. She always complained that I spent too much time with my own comics. And, eventually, we broke up. See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field. Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead. Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl. Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got married. I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window. No way. Well, what'd you do ? I went on with my life. I created some special new superheroes. They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own regrets. How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor... To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah. Okay. That was me beneath the armor. The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next. Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up. So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big regret. Yeah. The girl that got away. Look, do yourself a favor, brodie. Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women, [ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world, They can't substitute for that one person. I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true believer. Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work. You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em. - Hey, stan. - Yeah ? - She really meant I'd give it all up, all of it, For just one more day with her. Take care. Stan. Hi. I think he bought it. What kind of story'd you give him ? Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman anniversary issue. "Love be a vulture tonight." [ Laughs ] I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it. But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs. But he'll outgrow it. Okay.
You, uh, looking at that couple inside ? Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here. Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice. They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ? No, the couple. They look happy. I guess, as far as couples go. You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did. When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping. Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place. But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing. Oh, my god ! Holy shit ! Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi. What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor. Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv, I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ? What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'. I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'. He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen. Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous. There's only one thing that could take off that edge. Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are staring at you on tv. And what's that ? Snootchy bootchy noochies. The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ? Every part, like his-- [ Chuckles ] I know what you mean. We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days. I mean, what with the comic book code and all. I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're responsible for the greats. Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty. The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so. Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it. Shit, man, you are a god ! Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ? What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on couples in love. I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend, brodie ? Had one. We just broke up. The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his body ? [ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie. Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the ass. She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy. Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can relate. There was a time when it was all about comics for me. I had a girl, probably the same as yours. She always complained that I spent too much time with my own comics. And, eventually, we broke up. See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field. Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead. Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl. Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got married. I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window. No way. Well, what'd you do ? I went on with my life. I created some special new superheroes. They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own regrets. How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor... To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah. Okay. That was me beneath the armor. The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next. Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up. So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big regret. Yeah. The girl that got away. Look, do yourself a favor, brodie. Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women, [ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world, They can't substitute for that one person. I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true believer. Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work. You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em. - Hey, stan. - Yeah ? - She really meant I'd give it all up, all of it, For just one more day with her. Take care. Stan. Hi. I think he bought it. What kind of story'd you give him ? Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman anniversary issue. "Love be a vulture tonight." [ Laughs ] I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it. But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs. But he'll outgrow it. Okay.
You, uh, looking at that couple inside ? Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here. Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice. They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ? No, the couple. They look happy. I guess, as far as couples go. You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did. When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping. Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place. But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing. Oh, my god ! Holy shit ! Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi. What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor. Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv, I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ? What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'. I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'. He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen. Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous. There's only one thing that could take off that edge. Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are staring at you on tv. And what's that ? Snootchy bootchy noochies. The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ? Every part, like his-- [ Chuckles ] I know what you mean. We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days. I mean, what with the comic book code and all. I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're responsible for the greats. Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty. The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so. Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it. Shit, man, you are a god ! Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ? What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on couples in love. I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend, brodie ? Had one. We just broke up. The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his body ? [ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie. Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the ass. She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy. Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can relate. There was a time when it was all about comics for me. I had a girl, probably the same as yours. She always complained that I spent too much time with my own comics. And, eventually, we broke up. See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field. Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead. Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl. Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got married. I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window. No way. Well, what'd you do ? I went on with my life. I created some special new superheroes. They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own regrets. How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor... To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah. Okay. That was me beneath the armor. The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next. Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up. So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big regret. Yeah. The girl that got away. Look, do yourself a favor, brodie. Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women, [ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world, They can't substitute for that one person. I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true believer. Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work. You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em. - Hey, stan. - Yeah ? - She really meant I'd give it all up, all of it, For just one more day with her. Take care. Stan. Hi. I think he bought it. What kind of story'd you give him ? Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman anniversary issue. "Love be a vulture tonight." [ Laughs ] I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it. But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs. But he'll outgrow it. Okay.
You, uh, looking at that couple inside ? Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here. Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice. They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ? No, the couple. They look happy. I guess, as far as couples go. You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did. When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping. Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place. But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing. Oh, my god ! Holy shit ! Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi. What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor. Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv, I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ? What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'. I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'. He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen. Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous. There's only one thing that could take off that edge. Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are staring at you on tv. And what's that ? Snootchy bootchy noochies. The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ? Every part, like his-- [ Chuckles ] I know what you mean. We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days. I mean, what with the comic book code and all. I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're responsible for the greats. Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty. The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so. Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it. Shit, man, you are a god ! Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ? What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on couples in love. I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend, brodie ? Had one. We just broke up. The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his body ? [ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie. Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the ass. She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy. Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can relate. There was a time when it was all about comics for me. I had a girl, probably the same as yours. She always complained that I spent too much time with my own comics. And, eventually, we broke up. See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field. Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead. Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl. Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got married. I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window. No way. Well, what'd you do ? I went on with my life. I created some special new superheroes. They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own regrets. How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor... To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah. Okay. That was me beneath the armor. The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next. Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up. So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big regret. Yeah. The girl that got away. Look, do yourself a favor, brodie. Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women, [ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world, They can't substitute for that one person. I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true believer. Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work. You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em. - Hey, stan. - Yeah ? - She really meant I'd give it all up, all of it, For just one more day with her. Take care. Stan. Hi. I think he bought it. What kind of story'd you give him ? Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman anniversary issue. "Love be a vulture tonight." [ Laughs ] I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it. But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs. But he'll outgrow it. Okay.
You, uh, looking at that couple inside ? Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here. Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice. They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ? No, the couple. They look happy. I guess, as far as couples go. You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did. When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping. Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place. But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing. Oh, my god ! Holy shit ! Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi. What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor. Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv, I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ? What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'. I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'. He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen. Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous. There's only one thing that could take off that edge. Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are staring at you on tv. And what's that ? Snootchy bootchy noochies. The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ? Every part, like his-- [ Chuckles ] I know what you mean. We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days. I mean, what with the comic book code and all. I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're responsible for the greats. Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty. The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so. Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it. Shit, man, you are a god ! Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ? What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on couples in love. I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend, brodie ? Had one. We just broke up. The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his body ? [ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie. Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the ass. She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy. Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can relate. There was a time when it was all about comics for me. I had a girl, probably the same as yours. She always complained that I spent too much time with my own comics. And, eventually, we broke up. See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field. Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead. Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl. Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got married. I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window. No way. Well, what'd you do ? I went on with my life. I created some special new superheroes. They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own regrets. How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor... To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah. Okay. That was me beneath the armor. The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next. Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up. So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big regret. Yeah. The girl that got away. Look, do yourself a favor, brodie. Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women, [ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world, They can't substitute for that one person. I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true believer. Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work. You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em. - Hey, stan. - Yeah ? - She really meant I'd give it all up, all of it, For just one more day with her. Take care. Stan. Hi. I think he bought it. What kind of story'd you give him ? Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman anniversary issue. "Love be a vulture tonight." [ Laughs ] I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it. But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs. But he'll outgrow it. Okay.
You, uh, looking at that couple inside ? Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here. Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice. They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ? No, the couple. They look happy. I guess, as far as couples go. You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did. When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping. Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place. But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing. Oh, my god ! Holy shit ! Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi. What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor. Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv, I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ? What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'. I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'. He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen. Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous. There's only one thing that could take off that edge. Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are staring at you on tv. And what's that ? Snootchy bootchy noochies. The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ? Every part, like his-- [ Chuckles ] I know what you mean. We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days. I mean, what with the comic book code and all. I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're responsible for the greats. Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty. The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so. Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it. Shit, man, you are a god ! Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ? What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on couples in love. I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend, brodie ? Had one. We just broke up. The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his body ? [ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie. Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the ass. She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy. Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can relate. There was a time when it was all about comics for me. I had a girl, probably the same as yours. She always complained that I spent too much time with my own comics. And, eventually, we broke up. See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field. Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead. Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl. Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got married. I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window. No way. Well, what'd you do ? I went on with my life. I created some special new superheroes. They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own regrets. How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor... To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah. Okay. That was me beneath the armor. The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next. Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up. So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big regret. Yeah. The girl that got away. Look, do yourself a favor, brodie. Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women, [ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world, They can't substitute for that one person. I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true believer. Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work. You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em. - Hey, stan. - Yeah ? - She really meant I'd give it all up, all of it, For just one more day with her. Take care. Stan. Hi. I think he bought it. What kind of story'd you give him ? Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman anniversary issue. "Love be a vulture tonight." [ Laughs ] I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it. But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs. But he'll outgrow it. Okay.
You, uh, looking at that couple inside ? Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here. Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice. They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ? No, the couple. They look happy. I guess, as far as couples go. You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did. When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping. Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place. But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing. Oh, my god ! Holy shit ! Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi. What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor. Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv, I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ? What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'. I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'. He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen. Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous. There's only one thing that could take off that edge. Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are staring at you on tv. And what's that ? Snootchy bootchy noochies. The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ? Every part, like his-- [ Chuckles ] I know what you mean. We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days. I mean, what with the comic book code and all. I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're responsible for the greats. Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty. The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so. Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it. Shit, man, you are a god ! Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ? What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on couples in love. I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend, brodie ? Had one. We just broke up. The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his body ? [ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie. Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the ass. She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy. Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can relate. There was a time when it was all about comics for me. I had a girl, probably the same as yours. She always complained that I spent too much time with my own comics. And, eventually, we broke up. See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field. Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead. Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl. Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got married. I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window. No way. Well, what'd you do ? I went on with my life. I created some special new superheroes. They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own regrets. How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor... To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah. Okay. That was me beneath the armor. The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next. Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up. So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big regret. Yeah. The girl that got away. Look, do yourself a favor, brodie. Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women, [ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world, They can't substitute for that one person. I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true believer. Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work. You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em. - Hey, stan. - Yeah ? - She really meant I'd give it all up, all of it, For just one more day with her. Take care. Stan. Hi. I think he bought it. What kind of story'd you give him ? Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman anniversary issue. "Love be a vulture tonight." [ Laughs ] I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it. But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs. But he'll outgrow it. Okay.
You, uh, looking at that couple inside ? Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here. Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice. They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ? No, the couple. They look happy. I guess, as far as couples go. You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did. When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping. Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place. But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing. Oh, my god ! Holy shit ! Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi. What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor. Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv, I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ? What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'. I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'. He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen. Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous. There's only one thing that could take off that edge. Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are staring at you on tv. And what's that ? Snootchy bootchy noochies. The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ? Every part, like his-- [ Chuckles ] I know what you mean. We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days. I mean, what with the comic book code and all. I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're responsible for the greats. Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty. The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so. Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it. Shit, man, you are a god ! Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ? What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on couples in love. I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend, brodie ? Had one. We just broke up. The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his body ? [ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie. Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the ass. She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy. Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can relate. There was a time when it was all about comics for me. I had a girl, probably the same as yours. She always complained that I spent too much time with my own comics. And, eventually, we broke up. See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field. Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead. Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl. Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got married. I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window. No way. Well, what'd you do ? I went on with my life. I created some special new superheroes. They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own regrets. How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor... To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah. Okay. That was me beneath the armor. The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next. Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up. So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big regret. Yeah. The girl that got away. Look, do yourself a favor, brodie. Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women, [ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world, They can't substitute for that one person. I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true believer. Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work. You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em. - Hey, stan. - Yeah ? - She really meant I'd give it all up, all of it, For just one more day with her. Take care. Stan. Hi. I think he bought it. What kind of story'd you give him ? Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman anniversary issue. "Love be a vulture tonight." [ Laughs ] I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it. But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs. But he'll outgrow it. Okay.
You, uh, looking at that couple inside ? Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here. Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice. They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ? No, the couple. They look happy. I guess, as far as couples go. You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did. When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping. Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place. But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing. Oh, my god ! Holy shit ! Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi. What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor. Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv, I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ? What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'. I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'. He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen. Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous. There's only one thing that could take off that edge. Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are staring at you on tv. And what's that ? Snootchy bootchy noochies. The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ? Every part, like his-- [ Chuckles ] I know what you mean. We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days. I mean, what with the comic book code and all. I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're responsible for the greats. Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty. The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so. Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it. Shit, man, you are a god ! Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ? What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on couples in love. I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend, brodie ? Had one. We just broke up. The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his body ? [ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie. Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the ass. She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy. Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can relate. There was a time when it was all about comics for me. I had a girl, probably the same as yours. She always complained that I spent too much time with my own comics. And, eventually, we broke up. See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field. Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead. Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl. Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got married. I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window. No way. Well, what'd you do ? I went on with my life. I created some special new superheroes. They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own regrets. How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor... To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah. Okay. That was me beneath the armor. The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next. Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up. So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big regret. Yeah. The girl that got away. Look, do yourself a favor, brodie. Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women, [ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world, They can't substitute for that one person. I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true believer. Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work. You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em. - Hey, stan. - Yeah ? - She really meant I'd give it all up, all of it, For just one more day with her. Take care. Stan. Hi. I think he bought it. What kind of story'd you give him ? Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman anniversary issue. "Love be a vulture tonight." [ Laughs ] I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it. But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs. But he'll outgrow it. Okay.
You, uh, looking at that couple inside ? Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here. Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice. They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ? No, the couple. They look happy. I guess, as far as couples go. You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did. When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping. Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place. But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing. Oh, my god ! Holy shit ! Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi. What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor. Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv, I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ? What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'. I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'. He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen. Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous. There's only one thing that could take off that edge. Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are staring at you on tv. And what's that ? Snootchy bootchy noochies. The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ? Every part, like his-- [ Chuckles ] I know what you mean. We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days. I mean, what with the comic book code and all. I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're responsible for the greats. Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty. The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so. Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it. Shit, man, you are a god ! Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ? What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on couples in love. I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend, brodie ? Had one. We just broke up. The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his body ? [ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie. Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the ass. She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy. Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can relate. There was a time when it was all about comics for me. I had a girl, probably the same as yours. She always complained that I spent too much time with my own comics. And, eventually, we broke up. See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field. Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead. Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl. Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got married. I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window. No way. Well, what'd you do ? I went on with my life. I created some special new superheroes. They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own regrets. How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor... To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah. Okay. That was me beneath the armor. The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next. Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up. So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big regret. Yeah. The girl that got away. Look, do yourself a favor, brodie. Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women, [ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world, They can't substitute for that one person. I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true believer. Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work. You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em. - Hey, stan. - Yeah ? - She really meant I'd give it all up, all of it, For just one more day with her. Take care. Stan. Hi. I think he bought it. What kind of story'd you give him ? Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman anniversary issue. "Love be a vulture tonight." [ Laughs ] I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it. But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs. But he'll outgrow it. Okay.
You, uh, looking at that couple inside ? Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here. Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice. They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ? No, the couple. They look happy. I guess, as far as couples go. You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did. When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping. Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place. But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing. Oh, my god ! Holy shit ! Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi. What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor. Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv, I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ? What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'. I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'. He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen. Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous. There's only one thing that could take off that edge. Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are staring at you on tv. And what's that ? Snootchy bootchy noochies. The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ? Every part, like his-- [ Chuckles ] I know what you mean. We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days. I mean, what with the comic book code and all. I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're responsible for the greats. Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty. The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so. Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it. Shit, man, you are a god ! Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ? What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on couples in love. I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend, brodie ? Had one. We just broke up. The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his body ? [ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie. Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the ass. She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy. Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can relate. There was a time when it was all about comics for me. I had a girl, probably the same as yours. She always complained that I spent too much time with my own comics. And, eventually, we broke up. See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field. Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead. Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl. Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got married. I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window. No way. Well, what'd you do ? I went on with my life. I created some special new superheroes. They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own regrets. How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor... To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah. Okay. That was me beneath the armor. The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next. Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up. So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big regret. Yeah. The girl that got away. Look, do yourself a favor, brodie. Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women, [ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world, They can't substitute for that one person. I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true believer. Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work. You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em. - Hey, stan. - Yeah ? - She really meant I'd give it all up, all of it, For just one more day with her. Take care. Stan. Hi. I think he bought it. What kind of story'd you give him ? Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman anniversary issue. "Love be a vulture tonight." [ Laughs ] I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it. But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs. But he'll outgrow it. Okay.
You, uh, looking at that couple inside ? Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here. Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice. They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ? No, the couple. They look happy. I guess, as far as couples go. You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did. When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping. Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place. But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing. Oh, my god ! Holy shit ! Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi. What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor. Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv, I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ? What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'. I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'. He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen. Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous. There's only one thing that could take off that edge. Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are staring at you on tv. And what's that ? Snootchy bootchy noochies. The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ? Every part, like his-- [ Chuckles ] I know what you mean. We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days. I mean, what with the comic book code and all. I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're responsible for the greats. Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty. The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so. Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it. Shit, man, you are a god ! Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ? What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on couples in love. I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend, brodie ? Had one. We just broke up. The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his body ? [ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie. Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the ass. She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy. Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can relate. There was a time when it was all about comics for me. I had a girl, probably the same as yours. She always complained that I spent too much time with my own comics. And, eventually, we broke up. See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field. Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead. Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl. Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got married. I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window. No way. Well, what'd you do ? I went on with my life. I created some special new superheroes. They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own regrets. How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor... To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah. Okay. That was me beneath the armor. The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next. Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up. So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big regret. Yeah. The girl that got away. Look, do yourself a favor, brodie. Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women, [ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world, They can't substitute for that one person. I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true believer. Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work. You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em. - Hey, stan. - Yeah ? - She really meant I'd give it all up, all of it, For just one more day with her. Take care. Stan. Hi. I think he bought it. What kind of story'd you give him ? Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman anniversary issue. "Love be a vulture tonight." [ Laughs ] I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it. But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs. But he'll outgrow it. Okay.
You, uh, looking at that couple inside ? Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here. Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice. They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ? No, the couple. They look happy. I guess, as far as couples go. You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did. When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping. Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place. But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing. Oh, my god ! Holy shit ! Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi. What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor. Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv, I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ? What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'. I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'. He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen. Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous. There's only one thing that could take off that edge. Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are staring at you on tv. And what's that ? Snootchy bootchy noochies. The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ? Every part, like his-- [ Chuckles ] I know what you mean. We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days. I mean, what with the comic book code and all. I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're responsible for the greats. Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty. The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so. Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it. Shit, man, you are a god ! Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ? What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on couples in love. I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend, brodie ? Had one. We just broke up. The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his body ? [ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie. Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the ass. She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy. Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can relate. There was a time when it was all about comics for me. I had a girl, probably the same as yours. She always complained that I spent too much time with my own comics. And, eventually, we broke up. See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field. Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead. Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl. Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got married. I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window. No way. Well, what'd you do ? I went on with my life. I created some special new superheroes. They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own regrets. How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor... To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah. Okay. That was me beneath the armor. The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next. Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up. So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big regret. Yeah. The girl that got away. Look, do yourself a favor, brodie. Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women, [ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world, They can't substitute for that one person. I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true believer. Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work. You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em. - Hey, stan. - Yeah ? - She really meant I'd give it all up, all of it, For just one more day with her. Take care. Stan. Hi. I think he bought it. What kind of story'd you give him ? Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman anniversary issue. "Love be a vulture tonight." [ Laughs ] I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it. But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs. But he'll outgrow it. Okay.
You, uh, looking at that couple inside ? Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here. Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice. They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ? No, the couple. They look happy. I guess, as far as couples go. You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did. When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping. Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place. But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing. Oh, my god ! Holy shit ! Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi. What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor. Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv, I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ? What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'. I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'. He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen. Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous. There's only one thing that could take off that edge. Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are staring at you on tv. And what's that ? Snootchy bootchy noochies. The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ? Every part, like his-- [ Chuckles ] I know what you mean. We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days. I mean, what with the comic book code and all. I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're responsible for the greats. Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty. The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so. Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it. Shit, man, you are a god ! Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ? What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on couples in love. I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend, brodie ? Had one. We just broke up. The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his body ? [ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie. Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the ass. She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy. Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can relate. There was a time when it was all about comics for me. I had a girl, probably the same as yours. She always complained that I spent too much time with my own comics. And, eventually, we broke up. See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field. Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead. Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl. Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got married. I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window. No way. Well, what'd you do ? I went on with my life. I created some special new superheroes. They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own regrets. How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor... To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah. Okay. That was me beneath the armor. The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next. Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up. So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big regret. Yeah. The girl that got away. Look, do yourself a favor, brodie. Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women, [ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world, They can't substitute for that one person. I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true believer. Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work. You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em. - Hey, stan. - Yeah ? - She really meant I'd give it all up, all of it, For just one more day with her. Take care. Stan. Hi. I think he bought it. What kind of story'd you give him ? Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman anniversary issue. "Love be a vulture tonight." [ Laughs ] I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it. But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs. But he'll outgrow it. Okay.
You, uh, looking at that couple inside ? Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here. Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice. They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ? No, the couple. They look happy. I guess, as far as couples go. You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did. When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping. Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place. But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing. Oh, my god ! Holy shit ! Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi. What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor. Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv, I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ? What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'. I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'. He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen. Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous. There's only one thing that could take off that edge. Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are staring at you on tv. And what's that ? Snootchy bootchy noochies. The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ? Every part, like his-- [ Chuckles ] I know what you mean. We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days. I mean, what with the comic book code and all. I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're responsible for the greats. Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty. The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so. Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it. Shit, man, you are a god ! Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ? What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on couples in love. I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend, brodie ? Had one. We just broke up. The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his body ? [ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie. Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the ass. She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy. Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can relate. There was a time when it was all about comics for me. I had a girl, probably the same as yours. She always complained that I spent too much time with my own comics. And, eventually, we broke up. See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field. Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead. Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl. Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got married. I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window. No way. Well, what'd you do ? I went on with my life. I created some special new superheroes. They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own regrets. How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor... To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah. Okay. That was me beneath the armor. The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next. Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up. So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big regret. Yeah. The girl that got away. Look, do yourself a favor, brodie. Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women, [ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world, They can't substitute for that one person. I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true believer. Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work. You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em. - Hey, stan. - Yeah ? - She really meant I'd give it all up, all of it, For just one more day with her. Take care. Stan. Hi. I think he bought it. What kind of story'd you give him ? Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman anniversary issue. "Love be a vulture tonight." [ Laughs ] I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it. But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs. But he'll outgrow it. Okay.
You, uh, looking at that couple inside ? Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here. Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice. They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ? No, the couple. They look happy. I guess, as far as couples go. You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did. When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping. Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place. But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing. Oh, my god ! Holy shit ! Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi. What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor. Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv, I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ? What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'. I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'. He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen. Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous. There's only one thing that could take off that edge. Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are staring at you on tv. And what's that ? Snootchy bootchy noochies. The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ? Every part, like his-- [ Chuckles ] I know what you mean. We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days. I mean, what with the comic book code and all. I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're responsible for the greats. Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty. The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so. Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it. Shit, man, you are a god ! Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ? What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on couples in love. I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend, brodie ? Had one. We just broke up. The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his body ? [ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie. Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the ass. She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy. Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can relate. There was a time when it was all about comics for me. I had a girl, probably the same as yours. She always complained that I spent too much time with my own comics. And, eventually, we broke up. See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field. Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead. Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl. Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got married. I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window. No way. Well, what'd you do ? I went on with my life. I created some special new superheroes. They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own regrets. How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor... To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah. Okay. That was me beneath the armor. The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next. Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up. So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big regret. Yeah. The girl that got away. Look, do yourself a favor, brodie. Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women, [ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world, They can't substitute for that one person. I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true believer. Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work. You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em. - Hey, stan. - Yeah ? - She really meant I'd give it all up, all of it, For just one more day with her. Take care. Stan. Hi. I think he bought it. What kind of story'd you give him ? Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman anniversary issue. "Love be a vulture tonight." [ Laughs ] I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it. But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs. But he'll outgrow it. Okay.
You, uh, looking at that couple inside ? Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here. Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice. They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ? No, the couple. They look happy. I guess, as far as couples go. You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did. When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping. Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place. But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing. Oh, my god ! Holy shit ! Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi. What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor. Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv, I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ? What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'. I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'. He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen. Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous. There's only one thing that could take off that edge. Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are staring at you on tv. And what's that ? Snootchy bootchy noochies. The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ? Every part, like his-- [ Chuckles ] I know what you mean. We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days. I mean, what with the comic book code and all. I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're responsible for the greats. Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty. The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so. Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it. Shit, man, you are a god ! Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ? What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on couples in love. I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend, brodie ? Had one. We just broke up. The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his body ? [ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie. Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the ass. She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy. Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can relate. There was a time when it was all about comics for me. I had a girl, probably the same as yours. She always complained that I spent too much time with my own comics. And, eventually, we broke up. See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field. Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead. Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl. Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got married. I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window. No way. Well, what'd you do ? I went on with my life. I created some special new superheroes. They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own regrets. How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor... To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah. Okay. That was me beneath the armor. The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next. Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up. So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big regret. Yeah. The girl that got away. Look, do yourself a favor, brodie. Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women, [ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world, They can't substitute for that one person. I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true believer. Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work. You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em. - Hey, stan. - Yeah ? - She really meant I'd give it all up, all of it, For just one more day with her. Take care. Stan. Hi. I think he bought it. What kind of story'd you give him ? Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman anniversary issue. "Love be a vulture tonight." [ Laughs ] I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it. But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs. But he'll outgrow it. Okay.
You, uh, looking at that couple inside ? Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here. Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice. They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ? No, the couple. They look happy. I guess, as far as couples go. You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did. When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping. Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place. But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing. Oh, my god ! Holy shit ! Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi. What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor. Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv, I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ? What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'. I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'. He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen. Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous. There's only one thing that could take off that edge. Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are staring at you on tv. And what's that ? Snootchy bootchy noochies. The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ? Every part, like his-- [ Chuckles ] I know what you mean. We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days. I mean, what with the comic book code and all. I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're responsible for the greats. Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty. The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so. Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it. Shit, man, you are a god ! Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ? What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on couples in love. I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend, brodie ? Had one. We just broke up. The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his body ? [ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie. Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the ass. She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy. Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can relate. There was a time when it was all about comics for me. I had a girl, probably the same as yours. She always complained that I spent too much time with my own comics. And, eventually, we broke up. See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field. Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead. Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl. Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got married. I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window. No way. Well, what'd you do ? I went on with my life. I created some special new superheroes. They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own regrets. How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor... To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah. Okay. That was me beneath the armor. The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next. Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up. So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big regret. Yeah. The girl that got away. Look, do yourself a favor, brodie. Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women, [ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world, They can't substitute for that one person. I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true believer. Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work. You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em. - Hey, stan. - Yeah ? - She really meant I'd give it all up, all of it, For just one more day with her. Take care. Stan. Hi. I think he bought it. What kind of story'd you give him ? Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman anniversary issue. "Love be a vulture tonight." [ Laughs ] I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it. But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs. But he'll outgrow it. Okay.
You, uh, looking at that couple inside ? Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here. Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice. They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ? No, the couple. They look happy. I guess, as far as couples go. You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did. When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping. Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place. But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing. Oh, my god ! Holy shit ! Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi. What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor. Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv, I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ? What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'. I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'. He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen. Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous. There's only one thing that could take off that edge. Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are staring at you on tv. And what's that ? Snootchy bootchy noochies. The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ? Every part, like his-- [ Chuckles ] I know what you mean. We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days. I mean, what with the comic book code and all. I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're responsible for the greats. Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty. The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so. Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it. Shit, man, you are a god ! Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ? What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on couples in love. I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend, brodie ? Had one. We just broke up. The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his body ? [ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie. Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the ass. She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy. Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can relate. There was a time when it was all about comics for me. I had a girl, probably the same as yours. She always complained that I spent too much time with my own comics. And, eventually, we broke up. See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field. Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead. Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl. Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got married. I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window. No way. Well, what'd you do ? I went on with my life. I created some special new superheroes. They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own regrets. How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor... To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah. Okay. That was me beneath the armor. The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next. Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up. So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big regret. Yeah. The girl that got away. Look, do yourself a favor, brodie. Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women, [ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world, They can't substitute for that one person. I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true believer. Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work. You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em. - Hey, stan. - Yeah ? - She really meant I'd give it all up, all of it, For just one more day with her. Take care. Stan. Hi. I think he bought it. What kind of story'd you give him ? Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman anniversary issue. "Love be a vulture tonight." [ Laughs ] I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it. But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs. But he'll outgrow it. Okay.
You, uh, looking at that couple inside ? Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here. Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice. They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ? No, the couple. They look happy. I guess, as far as couples go. You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did. When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping. Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place. But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing. Oh, my god ! Holy shit ! Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi. What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor. Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv, I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ? What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'. I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'. He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen. Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous. There's only one thing that could take off that edge. Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are staring at you on tv. And what's that ? Snootchy bootchy noochies. The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ? Every part, like his-- [ Chuckles ] I know what you mean. We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days. I mean, what with the comic book code and all. I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're responsible for the greats. Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty. The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so. Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it. Shit, man, you are a god ! Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ? What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on couples in love. I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend, brodie ? Had one. We just broke up. The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his body ? [ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie. Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the ass. She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy. Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can relate. There was a time when it was all about comics for me. I had a girl, probably the same as yours. She always complained that I spent too much time with my own comics. And, eventually, we broke up. See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field. Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead. Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl. Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got married. I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window. No way. Well, what'd you do ? I went on with my life. I created some special new superheroes. They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own regrets. How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor... To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah. Okay. That was me beneath the armor. The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next. Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up. So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big regret. Yeah. The girl that got away. Look, do yourself a favor, brodie. Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women, [ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world, They can't substitute for that one person. I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true believer. Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work. You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em. - Hey, stan. - Yeah ? - She really meant I'd give it all up, all of it, For just one more day with her. Take care. Stan. Hi. I think he bought it. What kind of story'd you give him ? Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman anniversary issue. "Love be a vulture tonight." [ Laughs ] I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it. But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs. But he'll outgrow it. Okay.
You, uh, looking at that couple inside ? Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here. Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice. They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ? No, the couple. They look happy. I guess, as far as couples go. You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did. When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping. Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place. But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing. Oh, my god ! Holy shit ! Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi. What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor. Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv, I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ? What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'. I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'. He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen. Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous. There's only one thing that could take off that edge. Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are staring at you on tv. And what's that ? Snootchy bootchy noochies. The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ? Every part, like his-- [ Chuckles ] I know what you mean. We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days. I mean, what with the comic book code and all. I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're responsible for the greats. Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty. The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so. Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it. Shit, man, you are a god ! Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ? What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on couples in love. I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend, brodie ? Had one. We just broke up. The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his body ? [ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie. Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the ass. She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy. Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can relate. There was a time when it was all about comics for me. I had a girl, probably the same as yours. She always complained that I spent too much time with my own comics. And, eventually, we broke up. See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field. Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead. Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl. Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got married. I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window. No way. Well, what'd you do ? I went on with my life. I created some special new superheroes. They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own regrets. How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor... To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah. Okay. That was me beneath the armor. The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next. Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up. So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big regret. Yeah. The girl that got away. Look, do yourself a favor, brodie. Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women, [ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world, They can't substitute for that one person. I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true believer. Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work. You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em. - Hey, stan. - Yeah ? - She really meant I'd give it all up, all of it, For just one more day with her. Take care. Stan. Hi. I think he bought it. What kind of story'd you give him ? Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman anniversary issue. "Love be a vulture tonight." [ Laughs ] I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it. But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs. But he'll outgrow it. Okay.
You, uh, looking at that couple inside ? Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here. Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice. They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ? No, the couple. They look happy. I guess, as far as couples go. You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did. When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping. Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place. But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing. Oh, my god ! Holy shit ! Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi. What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor. Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv, I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ? What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'. I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'. He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen. Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous. There's only one thing that could take off that edge. Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are staring at you on tv. And what's that ? Snootchy bootchy noochies. The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ? Every part, like his-- [ Chuckles ] I know what you mean. We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days. I mean, what with the comic book code and all. I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're responsible for the greats. Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty. The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so. Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it. Shit, man, you are a god ! Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ? What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on couples in love. I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend, brodie ? Had one. We just broke up. The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his body ? [ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie. Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the ass. She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy. Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can relate. There was a time when it was all about comics for me. I had a girl, probably the same as yours. She always complained that I spent too much time with my own comics. And, eventually, we broke up. See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field. Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead. Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl. Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got married. I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window. No way. Well, what'd you do ? I went on with my life. I created some special new superheroes. They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own regrets. How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor... To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah. Okay. That was me beneath the armor. The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next. Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up. So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big regret. Yeah. The girl that got away. Look, do yourself a favor, brodie. Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women, [ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world, They can't substitute for that one person. I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true believer. Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work. You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em. - Hey, stan. - Yeah ? - She really meant I'd give it all up, all of it, For just one more day with her. Take care. Stan. Hi. I think he bought it. What kind of story'd you give him ? Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman anniversary issue. "Love be a vulture tonight." [ Laughs ] I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it. But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs. But he'll outgrow it. Okay.
You, uh, looking at that couple inside ? Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here. Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice. They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ? No, the couple. They look happy. I guess, as far as couples go. You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did. When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping. Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place. But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing. Oh, my god ! Holy shit ! Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi. What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor. Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv, I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ? What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'. I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'. He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen. Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous. There's only one thing that could take off that edge. Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are staring at you on tv. And what's that ? Snootchy bootchy noochies. The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ? Every part, like his-- [ Chuckles ] I know what you mean. We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days. I mean, what with the comic book code and all. I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're responsible for the greats. Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty. The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so. Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it. Shit, man, you are a god ! Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ? What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on couples in love. I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend, brodie ? Had one. We just broke up. The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his body ? [ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie. Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the ass. She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy. Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can relate. There was a time when it was all about comics for me. I had a girl, probably the same as yours. She always complained that I spent too much time with my own comics. And, eventually, we broke up. See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field. Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead. Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl. Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got married. I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window. No way. Well, what'd you do ? I went on with my life. I created some special new superheroes. They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own regrets. How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor... To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah. Okay. That was me beneath the armor. The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next. Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up. So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big regret. Yeah. The girl that got away. Look, do yourself a favor, brodie. Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women, [ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world, They can't substitute for that one person. I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true believer. Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work. You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em. - Hey, stan. - Yeah ? - She really meant I'd give it all up, all of it, For just one more day with her. Take care. Stan. Hi. I think he bought it. What kind of story'd you give him ? Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman anniversary issue. "Love be a vulture tonight." [ Laughs ] I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it. But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs. But he'll outgrow it. Okay.
You, uh, looking at that couple inside ? Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here. Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice. They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ? No, the couple. They look happy. I guess, as far as couples go. You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did. When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping. Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place. But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing. Oh, my god ! Holy shit ! Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi. What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor. Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv, I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ? What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'. I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'. He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen. Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous. There's only one thing that could take off that edge. Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are staring at you on tv. And what's that ? Snootchy bootchy noochies. The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ? Every part, like his-- [ Chuckles ] I know what you mean. We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days. I mean, what with the comic book code and all. I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're responsible for the greats. Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty. The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so. Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it. Shit, man, you are a god ! Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ? What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on couples in love. I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend, brodie ? Had one. We just broke up. The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his body ? [ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie. Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the ass. She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy. Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can relate. There was a time when it was all about comics for me. I had a girl, probably the same as yours. She always complained that I spent too much time with my own comics. And, eventually, we broke up. See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field. Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead. Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl. Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got married. I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window. No way. Well, what'd you do ? I went on with my life. I created some special new superheroes. They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own regrets. How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor... To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah. Okay. That was me beneath the armor. The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next. Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up. So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big regret. Yeah. The girl that got away. Look, do yourself a favor, brodie. Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women, [ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world, They can't substitute for that one person. I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true believer. Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work. You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em. - Hey, stan. - Yeah ? - She really meant I'd give it all up, all of it, For just one more day with her. Take care. Stan. Hi. I think he bought it. What kind of story'd you give him ? Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman anniversary issue. "Love be a vulture tonight." [ Laughs ] I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it. But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs. But he'll outgrow it. Okay.
You, uh, looking at that couple inside ? Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here. Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice. They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ? No, the couple. They look happy. I guess, as far as couples go. You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did. When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping. Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place. But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing. Oh, my god ! Holy shit ! Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi. What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor. Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv, I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ? What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'. I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'. He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen. Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous. There's only one thing that could take off that edge. Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are staring at you on tv. And what's that ? Snootchy bootchy noochies. The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ? Every part, like his-- [ Chuckles ] I know what you mean. We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days. I mean, what with the comic book code and all. I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're responsible for the greats. Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty. The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so. Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it. Shit, man, you are a god ! Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ? What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on couples in love. I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend, brodie ? Had one. We just broke up. The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his body ? [ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie. Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the ass. She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy. Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can relate. There was a time when it was all about comics for me. I had a girl, probably the same as yours. She always complained that I spent too much time with my own comics. And, eventually, we broke up. See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field. Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead. Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl. Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got married. I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window. No way. Well, what'd you do ? I went on with my life. I created some special new superheroes. They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own regrets. How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor... To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah. Okay. That was me beneath the armor. The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next. Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up. So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big regret. Yeah. The girl that got away. Look, do yourself a favor, brodie. Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women, [ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world, They can't substitute for that one person. I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true believer. Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work. You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em. - Hey, stan. - Yeah ? - She really meant I'd give it all up, all of it, For just one more day with her. Take care. Stan. Hi. I think he bought it. What kind of story'd you give him ? Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman anniversary issue. "Love be a vulture tonight." [ Laughs ] I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it. But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs. But he'll outgrow it. Okay.
You, uh, looking at that couple inside ? Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here. Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice. They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ? No, the couple. They look happy. I guess, as far as couples go. You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did. When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping. Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place. But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing. Oh, my god ! Holy shit ! Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi. What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor. Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv, I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ? What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'. I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'. He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen. Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous. There's only one thing that could take off that edge. Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are staring at you on tv. And what's that ? Snootchy bootchy noochies. The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ? Every part, like his-- [ Chuckles ] I know what you mean. We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days. I mean, what with the comic book code and all. I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're responsible for the greats. Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty. The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so. Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it. Shit, man, you are a god ! Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ? What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on couples in love. I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend, brodie ? Had one. We just broke up. The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his body ? [ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie. Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the ass. She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy. Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can relate. There was a time when it was all about comics for me. I had a girl, probably the same as yours. She always complained that I spent too much time with my own comics. And, eventually, we broke up. See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field. Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead. Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl. Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got married. I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window. No way. Well, what'd you do ? I went on with my life. I created some special new superheroes. They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own regrets. How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor... To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah. Okay. That was me beneath the armor. The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next. Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up. So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big regret. Yeah. The girl that got away. Look, do yourself a favor, brodie. Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women, [ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world, They can't substitute for that one person. I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true believer. Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work. You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em. - Hey, stan. - Yeah ? - She really meant I'd give it all up, all of it, For just one more day with her. Take care. Stan. Hi. I think he bought it. What kind of story'd you give him ? Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman anniversary issue. "Love be a vulture tonight." [ Laughs ] I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it. But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs. But he'll outgrow it. Okay.
You, uh, looking at that couple inside ? Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here. Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice. They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ? No, the couple. They look happy. I guess, as far as couples go. You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did. When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping. Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place. But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing. Oh, my god ! Holy shit ! Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi. What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor. Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv, I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ? What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'. I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'. He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen. Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous. There's only one thing that could take off that edge. Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are staring at you on tv. And what's that ? Snootchy bootchy noochies. The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ? Every part, like his-- [ Chuckles ] I know what you mean. We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days. I mean, what with the comic book code and all. I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're responsible for the greats. Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty. The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so. Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it. Shit, man, you are a god ! Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ? What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on couples in love. I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend, brodie ? Had one. We just broke up. The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his body ? [ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie. Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the ass. She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy. Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can relate. There was a time when it was all about comics for me. I had a girl, probably the same as yours. She always complained that I spent too much time with my own comics. And, eventually, we broke up. See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field. Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead. Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl. Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got married. I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window. No way. Well, what'd you do ? I went on with my life. I created some special new superheroes. They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own regrets. How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor... To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah. Okay. That was me beneath the armor. The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next. Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up. So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big regret. Yeah. The girl that got away. Look, do yourself a favor, brodie. Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women, [ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world, They can't substitute for that one person. I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true believer. Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work. You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em. - Hey, stan. - Yeah ? - She really meant I'd give it all up, all of it, For just one more day with her. Take care. Stan. Hi. I think he bought it. What kind of story'd you give him ? Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman anniversary issue. "Love be a vulture tonight." [ Laughs ] I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it. But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs. But he'll outgrow it. Okay.
You, uh, looking at that couple inside ? Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here. Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice. They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ? No, the couple. They look happy. I guess, as far as couples go. You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did. When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping. Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place. But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing. Oh, my god ! Holy shit ! Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi. What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor. Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv, I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ? What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'. I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'. He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen. Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous. There's only one thing that could take off that edge. Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are staring at you on tv. And what's that ? Snootchy bootchy noochies. The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ? Every part, like his-- [ Chuckles ] I know what you mean. We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days. I mean, what with the comic book code and all. I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're responsible for the greats. Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty. The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so. Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it. Shit, man, you are a god ! Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ? What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on couples in love. I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend, brodie ? Had one. We just broke up. The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his body ? [ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie. Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the ass. She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy. Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can relate. There was a time when it was all about comics for me. I had a girl, probably the same as yours. She always complained that I spent too much time with my own comics. And, eventually, we broke up. See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field. Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead. Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl. Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got married. I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window. No way. Well, what'd you do ? I went on with my life. I created some special new superheroes. They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own regrets. How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor... To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah. Okay. That was me beneath the armor. The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next. Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up. So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big regret. Yeah. The girl that got away. Look, do yourself a favor, brodie. Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women, [ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world, They can't substitute for that one person. I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true believer. Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work. You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em. - Hey, stan. - Yeah ? - She really meant I'd give it all up, all of it, For just one more day with her. Take care. Stan. Hi. I think he bought it. What kind of story'd you give him ? Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman anniversary issue. "Love be a vulture tonight." [ Laughs ] I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it. But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs. But he'll outgrow it. Okay.
You, uh, looking at that couple inside ? Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here. Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice. They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ? No, the couple. They look happy. I guess, as far as couples go. You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did. When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping. Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place. But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing. Oh, my god ! Holy shit ! Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi. What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor. Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv, I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ? What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'. I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'. He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen. Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous. There's only one thing that could take off that edge. Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are staring at you on tv. And what's that ? Snootchy bootchy noochies. The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ? Every part, like his-- [ Chuckles ] I know what you mean. We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days. I mean, what with the comic book code and all. I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're responsible for the greats. Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty. The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so. Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it. Shit, man, you are a god ! Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ? What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on couples in love. I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend, brodie ? Had one. We just broke up. The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his body ? [ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie. Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the ass. She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy. Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can relate. There was a time when it was all about comics for me. I had a girl, probably the same as yours. She always complained that I spent too much time with my own comics. And, eventually, we broke up. See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field. Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead. Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl. Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got married. I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window. No way. Well, what'd you do ? I went on with my life. I created some special new superheroes. They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own regrets. How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor... To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah. Okay. That was me beneath the armor. The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next. Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up. So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big regret. Yeah. The girl that got away. Look, do yourself a favor, brodie. Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women, [ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world, They can't substitute for that one person. I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true believer. Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work. You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em. - Hey, stan. - Yeah ? - She really meant I'd give it all up, all of it, For just one more day with her. Take care. Stan. Hi. I think he bought it. What kind of story'd you give him ? Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman anniversary issue. "Love be a vulture tonight." [ Laughs ] I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it. But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs. But he'll outgrow it. Okay.
